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Desperatly Need A Girlfriend

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  • 09-03-2012 12:54am
    #1
    Falcon_Returns
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭


    So I've been in Cork about 6 months now and can't get over how attached and unsingle everyone is!

    I desperatly need a girlfriend, any takers?

    or at least a wingman to go on patrol with?


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    #2
    -Corkie-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    Falcon_Returns wrote: »
    So I've been in Cork about 6 months now and can't get over how attached and unsingle everyone is!

    I desperatly need a girlfriend, any takers?

    or at least a wingman to go on patrol with?

    Your better of solo mate trust me....;)
    Try a few dating sites if you are desperate..


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    Thoie
    Registered Users Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    I'll be your long distance girlfriend, that you never get to see. Or talk to. Or contact. You can just send presents to a PO box once a month to try win me back. That way, when you pick up chicks in Cork, you can honestly tell them your girlfriend doesn't understand you.


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    MrFrisp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,201 ✭✭✭MrFrisp


    Thoie wrote: »
    I'll be your long distance girlfriend, that you never get to see. Or talk to. Or contact. You can just send presents to a PO box once a month to try win me back. That way, when you pick up chicks in Cork, you can honestly tell them your girlfriend doesn't understand you.


    And how does he get to find out if your really a Female?? ;)



    :D




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    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    My God man, have you not been to Reardens or Havannas or Bowery.

    Heaving with available flap.


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    MrFrisp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,201 ✭✭✭MrFrisp


    gimmick wrote: »
    My God man, have you not been to Reardens or Havannas or Bowery.

    Heaving with available flap.


    :D Well put..




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    newbee22
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    gimmick wrote: »
    My God man, have you not been to Reardens or Havannas or Bowery.

    Heaving with available flap.

    You're GUARANTEED to find someone in one of those 3, best bet would be Reardons or the cattle mart as I like to call it:p


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    Dean820
    Registered Users Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    I dunno if the OP is serious but I hope it all works out well for him. It can be tough.


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    #9
    wheresmybeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭wheresmybeaver


    You may want to consult the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, detailed below. Guaranteed.
    http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki/The_D.E.N.N.I.S._System


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    Monty Burnz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    Falcon_Returns wrote: »
    So I've been in Cork about 6 months now and can't get over how attached and unsingle everyone is!

    I desperatly need a girlfriend, any takers?

    or at least a wingman to go on patrol with?

    This is definitely, definitely going to end well.


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    Owen
    Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    newbee22 wrote: »
    You're GUARANTEED to find someone in one of those 3, best bet would be Reardons or the cattle mart as I like to call it:p


    Jesus I dunno, I went in there last weekend. If they were cattle, they were mostly the BSE variety.

    Best place to meet someone is where you'll have an opportunity to talk. Somewhere full of people shouting over the music is not that place. I'd recommend the Comedy Club, or Sober Lane, even Door51 is great, you can chat to a girl at the bar by making a stupid joke about the alcohol spin the wheel competition and invariably they'll talk back. All it takes is simple conversation, no chatup lines (I'm looking at you Polar Bear Newbee!! :p ), no ridiculous overt flirting, girls generally just prefer a guy to be themselves.


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    Chuck Stone
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    Just hire one for the weekend. Much cheaper in the long run.


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    cassElliot
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    gimmick wrote: »
    My God man, have you not been to Reardens or Havannas or Bowery.

    Heaving with available flap.

    oh my god... what is flap?


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    Owen
    Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Bwahahahaha, perhaps the mistake is that flap is supposed to be plural.


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    Cadyboo
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    Smoke rooms.. Friends swear by them for picking up the ladies. :D


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    Gamb!t
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    Falcon_Returns wrote: »
    So I've been in Cork about 6 months now and can't get over how attached and unsingle everyone is!

    I desperatly need a girlfriend, any takers?

    or at least a wingman to go on patrol with?
    Try Bru bar,plenty of hot foreign chicks in there..


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    Amaru KGB
    Registered Users Posts: 189 ✭✭Amaru KGB


    I've just moved from Dublin to Cork due to a job. I head back most weekends so haven't been out in Cork yet so it's interesting to hear where good to pick up women


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    #18
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    If you you are a Dub, you are only allowed talk to Cork women. No riding allowed.:mad:


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    #19
    Amaru KGB
    Registered Users Posts: 189 ✭✭Amaru KGB


    Well ****, no one told me that one before I moved down.


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    Assassin saphir
    Registered Users Posts: 318 ✭✭Assassin saphir


    Post up a picture and we'll rate u


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    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Assassin saphir wrote: »
    Post up a picture and we'll rate u

    Charming


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    #22
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Amaru KGB wrote: »
    Well ****, no one told me that one before I moved down.

    Yeah. That's an old rule. :D


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    #23
    Munstermad
    Registered Users Posts: 490 ✭✭Munstermad


    Ahhh lads... Took a trip to Cork this eve to try Speed Dating for the 1st time, wouldn't do locally cause am shy (aka chicken)..
    Oh the pain..
    LOVE THE CITY but so dissapointing... Turn out was about 90 percent Cork Men.. Mostly.. Mmmmm....now how can I put this delicately... were of the twillight zone variety... strange but true if ya know what I mean...
    And the calibur in Cork is usually pretty high... SO Falcon_Returns let us know how you progress....


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    singin bernie walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭singin bernie walsh


    iv takin up smoking at pubs/clubs, in order to try and meet a nice cork man! you meet some sound people in the smoking areas, just chatting away bout random sh!t. you end up having a syncronised fag break with some of them! still waiting to meet my prince though!


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    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    singin bernie walsh wrote: »
    iv takin up smoking at pubs/clubs, in order to try and meet a nice cork man! you meet some sound people in the smoking areas, just chatting away bout random sh!t. you end up having a syncronised fag break with some of them! still waiting to meet my prince though!

    maybe pm Op? seems easier than taking up smoking


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    sok2005
    Registered Users Posts: 1,067 ✭✭✭sok2005


    mawk wrote: »
    maybe pm Op? seems easier than taking up smoking

    and better for your life expectancy too!


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    #27
    Flesh Gorden
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    but smoking would work out cheaper :)


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    #28
    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    and no doubt cooler too. but just to be thorough, its worth trying


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    #29
    singin bernie walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭singin bernie walsh


    i do not look cool smoking. i dont know how to hold the fag- up or down- you'd spot the wans that aren't everyday smokers, im one!:D


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    #30
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Falcon_Returns wrote: »
    OP

    Falcon returns. Heh. But when?


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