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Splinters in Her Crotch

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  • 24-03-2011 10:09pm
    #1
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭


    A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,
    and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville ,
    WA .

    There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
    wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started
    to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a
    spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid
    down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

    In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She
    told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter
    and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her
    story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the
    examining room and he would see if he could help her.

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The
    angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then
    told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
    Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
    Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
    "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm
    sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."


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