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22-10-2010, 21:29   #1
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How do Nurses deal with patient's erections?

Well AH,

Like the title says, what do nurses/doctors do when patients get a boner during bathing/examinations etc...?

I came across (pun-5 ) a post on the site www.healthcaremagic.com by this guy who had an unfortunate incident

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"help. I just had a physical exam and i new from the begining that i was going to get an erection but tried my best to fight it and failed. (and this is all while the nurse is prepping me before the doctor came in). When the doctor came in and checked my penis and testicles i went to full mass. I was so embarrassed but then when i had the prostate exam i ejaculated all over the counter i was bending over. Needless to say i can never show my face in there again. Has this ever happened to anyone? Soon as i felt that "feeling" that i was close, i tried my best to think of just about anything that would prevent me from exploding but when i clamped down on my sphincter, it made things worse and i shot my load off. I was so embarrassed that i could barely breath. -and i clamped down while his fingers were in me, which resulted in a very forceful pressure against my prostate and you can figure out what happened then"

He doesn't exactly say what the doctor/nurse did or said after it happened but my god, can you just imagine the humiliation........ and the hilarity ?

I read this 20 minutes ago and im still laughing.

Seriously though, what do doctors/nurses do to try and prevent this happening, im genuinely intrigued!

Any nurses/doctors out there who have an answer to this?
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22-10-2010, 21:30   #2
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The suck them off.
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Well AH,

Like the title says, what do nurses/doctors do when patients get a boner during bathing/examinations etc...?
That is indeed a quandary.
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Get the spoon out and tap them like a hard boiled egg
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The suck them off.
If the internet has taught me anything, it is this.
They often call a second nurse in to help.
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They just act natural and later tell their partner all about it later in the "how was work hun" conversation
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Thankfully I have never come across a patient with a boner.
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The suck them off.
I have a few nurse friends and you'd be surprised at how many people actually think it is part of their duties to "relieve" a patient when they get a hard on.
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Thankfully I have never come across a patient with a boner.
In the business, he's known as Dr.No Boners.
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I have a few nurse friends and you'd be surprised at how many people actually think it is part of their duties to "relieve" a patient when they get a hard on.
You mean, it's not?
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Thankfully I have never come across a patient with a boner.
But have they come across,or in front of, you?
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You mean, it's not?
No.

Don't throw yourself down those stairs starbelgrade, it's just not worth it now.
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No.

Don't throw yourself down those stairs starbelgrade, it's just not worth it now.

*crawls back upstairs, leg in hand*
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Well if pornos have taught me anything about life (and they have) is that the nurse would probably look shocked before horsing it down her throat while furiously masturbating.

Then, presumably, she'd break out the enema kit and 4 gallons of milk.
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i broke both my arms on purpose to see if the nurse would 'help me out' when i got a stiffy..........















i found out alright, a filipino male nurse 'helped me out'
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