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Looking to hire a chimp to carry rings at our wedding

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  • 22-08-2010 7:17pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 14


    My partner and I are getting married next year. We are looking to hire a chimp to carry the wedding rings up the aisle. Does anyone know anywhere in Ireland you can hire a chimp for such an occasion?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭iamthe43


    Dáil Éireann is full of them but Im not sure if they are available to rent


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭OS119


    iamthe43 wrote: »
    Dáil Éireann is full of them but Im not sure if they are available to rent

    isn't the fact that they are available to rent what helped get Ireland into its current mess?

    hmm... a chimpanze carrying the wedding rings up the isle - ideally in a powder blue suit with frilly dinner shirt - classy...:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,643 ✭✭✭ThePiedPiper


    oneila wrote: »
    My partner and I are getting married next year. We are looking to hire a chimp to carry the wedding rings up the aisle. Does anyone know anywhere in Ireland you can hire a chimp for such an occasion?

    Ha, I can only presume you're completely taking the mick to want to do this.. However, on the off chance that you're serious, I'd have a bit of a talk with the celebrant if your wedding is in a chuch or else with the registrar to see if such a thing would actually be allowable. I certainly couldn't see my local priest, who's 70 and quite traditional, allowing this at a wedding.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭Thumpette


    oneila wrote: »
    My partner and I are getting married next year. We are looking to hire a chimp to carry the wedding rings up the aisle. Does anyone know anywhere in Ireland you can hire a chimp for such an occasion?

    Got to be a joke surely!:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31 soon2Bmrs


    Ah seriously? A chimp??

    Would anyone allow that?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭tinkerbell


    Errr ... I don't think that is gonna happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    oneila wrote: »
    My partner and I are getting married next year. We are looking to hire a chimp to carry the wedding rings up the aisle. Does anyone know anywhere in Ireland you can hire a chimp for such an occasion?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1226985/Woman-face-torn-crazed-chimp-speaks-time.html

    You need to reconsider.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Just like out of "King of Queens"


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,909 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots



    Cautionary tale here!! Also I hear chimps have a penchant for throwing their own poo :eek::p

    Seriously though, I reckon (providing this isn't a joke) that your problem won't be finding a chimp, it'll be finding a venue that'll let you use the chimp.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 285 ✭✭Plebs


    oneila wrote: »
    My partner and I are getting married next year. We are looking to hire a chimp to carry the wedding rings up the aisle. Does anyone know anywhere in Ireland you can hire a chimp for such an occasion?

    You might want to have a little chat with the priest about that...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39 battycow


    crazy !


  • Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭cremeegg


    haha


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    Plebs wrote: »
    You might want to have a little chat with the priest about that...
    Good thinking batman, he may know a short priest with long arms.
    Problem sorted.


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