The Keith McGrath Fan Club

My personal favourite Keith memories began with that time he helped myself, Barney Stinson, Dr. Gregory House, Chuck Bartowski, Edward Cullen, and Ferris Bueller save the world from any more agony by hunting down and destroying an apocolypse of zombies using some various rare and tropical diseases (House's department), some kung fu skills (this is where Chuck came in), a really cool super zombie killing van (this was Keith's doing), an excellent performance of "Twist and Shout" to distract the zombies (courtesy of Ferris), being generally awesome (we left this in the capable hands of Barney) and getting it all on camera to release as an epic blockbuster (that was my doing)... and oh yeah, Edward was brooding quietly over being away from Bella, which depressed the Zombies making them easier to kill... But Keith took out like a million of them with his excellent driving skills in the zombie killing van...
After all of that, Keith used his connections in Carrigstown to introduce me to Cleo, who decided to leave Robert and run away with me to Hollyoaks, where I became a creepy stalker and terrorised the locals, until Keith showed up and made me realise the error of my ways, and brought myself and Cleo back to Carrigstown and bought me a couple of pints in McCoys, then we had a Die Hard marathon, which helped me realise being a creepy stalker was silly and I became normal again and got married to Cleo, with Keith as my best man obviously and he made a really funny toast at the reception, because he's a funny guy...
So that's why I'm a Keith fan...

*This may or may not have been a really awesome dream...

Meeja Ireland wrote: »

I'm a fan too, by the way. I think we should all start writing to him and see what happens.

Maybe we should draw his attention to this thread... and/or start a Facebook Appreciation Group and convinve all the Fair City cast members to join...