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  • 05-08-2009 12:14am
    #1
    A Neurotic
    Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭


    Many years ago today something grew
    inside of your mother...
    That thing was you

    YOU

    YOU YOU YOU YOU!

    Did she scream did she cry
    Only those that are born are the ones that
    Get to die

    One more year closer to dying
    Rotting organs ripping grinding
    Biological discordance
    Birthday equals self abhorrence

    Years keep passing aging always
    Mutate into vapid slugs
    Doctor gives a new prescription
    Bullet in a ****ing gun

    One more year closer to dying
    Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
    You forget why you came in here
    Your mind rots with every New Year

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    Happy Birthday
    You're gonna die

    Now you're old and full of hatred
    Take a pill to masturbatred
    Children point to you and scream
    Because they will become that thing

    One more year of further suffering
    There's no point of ****ing bluffing
    Open up your DETHDAY present
    It's a box of ****ing nothing

    DIE DIE
    DETHDAY
    BIRTHDAY
    DETHDAY
    DIE DIE
    DETHDAY
    BIRTHDAY
    DETHDAY

    Happy Birthday
    You're gonna die


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    #2
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    I'm completely bewildered.


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    #3
    A Neurotic
    Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    It's Fad's birthday.


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    #4
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    ...How long did you spend writing that? :P

    On another note, happy birthday Fad. Your deathday draws ever closer (according to Neuoritic).


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If it is your birthday Fad, happy belated birthday!


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    #6
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    qUeL aGe eT VouS??!??????????????????????????????


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    #7
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    locked until a mod deals with it.


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    #8
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Well that was............diffferent.

    Is a simple "Happy Birthday" just not enough these days? :confused:

    A Neurotic: If you wanted to wish Fad a happy brithday, you could have PM'ed him or left a visitor message on his profile.

    Anyway, Happy Birthday Fad. :) No offence, but your birthday really isn't worthy of it's own thread.


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