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WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF U.S$10.5 M

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  • 30-07-2009 2:06pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭


    Time to give the boss the middle finger and starting living the life.

    enjoy smelly ireland bitches.


    im off.







    DEAR FRIEND,

    I AM THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF THE AFRICAN BANK.

    IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF U.S$10.5 M DOLLARS (TEN.FIVE MILLION USD) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULY 2003 IN A PLANE CRASH.

    SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNED THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.

    IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY, I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND I DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER SEVEN YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BANK AS UNCLAIMED BILL .

    THEREFORE AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGNER PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 50% WOULD BE FOR ME. THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED. THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

    I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

    PLS IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THIS TRANSACTION JUST DELETE MY MESSAGE FROM BOX AND DO NOT REPLY BACK OK.

    TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

    YOURS FAITHFULLY,

    MR FADELA SEBTI.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ah good luck!

    Well done, you deserve it.

    Enjoy your new found life of wealth.

    :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Brady


    Ive won the Nigerian Lottery 18 times in the last year, nice of them to email me and let me know! its hard to get that kind of service these days in Ireland
    Time to give the boss the middle finger and starting living the life.

    enjoy smelly ireland bitches.


    im off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    Wow i wish i got an email like that.oh wait,my inbox is spammed with them.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    Lucky bastard! I wish I could get a stroke of good luck like that. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    OMFG!!11!!1!21eleventy!!

    U lucky B4st3rdz...

    Please give him my email adress so that I can give him my Bank account details. and be as rich as all of these africans that keep emailing me.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    im looking to bring a sexy lady with me to help Live the cocanine lifes style.

    i will be holding sexual tryouts in the 4 seasons from today,only bitches neeed apply

    although i havent got the 10 mill yet i dont mind spending my wages that i got to day on a the suite in 4 seasons, sure wont i be getting 10 mill this week, SUCKAS


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    Ask him if he's got any cheap viagra while you're at it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    I reckon you should contact that poster who's brother is working in that sales/marketing job - he'll buy it off you:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    good luck with the new life, any chance i can have your job? Just post details etc here so i can apply


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 tommyfitz


    There seems to be an awful lot of hard luck stories coming from Nigeria.
    Its very nice of these people to be sharing their wealth with so many Irish people.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    terrible!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Mr.S wrote: »
    I feel sorry for that one Nigerian who does actually want to give away money

    Well I laughed..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    THEREFORE AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGNER PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 50% WOULD BE FOR ME.

    You're only getting 40% - that's only $4.2 million.
    You need to read these things very carefully before you go handing over your bank details to them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 rightso


    Sure thats nothing....Apparantly "Lusty Lisa"" thinks I'm cute as hell - I know cos she left me a message on my Bebo.

    Money can't buy you love.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    just throwing it out there :

    with all these african lotteries - WHY IS AFRICA REGARDED AS A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY :P

    they seem to love giving Irish people their lottery - even if they havent entered and are not a resident.

    Seriously tho ..... do people actually respond to these emails and give them the details they ask for (
    so they can rob your identity
    )


    I'm also a little jealous that I NEVER get any of the african lotteries emails. :(


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