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Scenario #5...

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  • 02-01-2009 12:14pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    You're attending the wedding of a close friend in a medium sized rural town (let's say the likes of Clonmel, etc).

    You're friendly with a crowd attending the wedding. They include a guard, a civil engineer, a few IT types and a shop manager.

    It's the middle of the ceremony (in the church), when all of a sudden one of the guests (who is from abroad, and was assumed to have quietly "fallen asleep" during the proceedings due to a long flight the night before) reanimates and grabs and bites the guest next to him.

    After a few moments of disbelief, pandemonium breaks out, as some people try and wrestle the Z to the floor (not understanding it's nature). You, on the other hand, realise exactly what it is. You had shared a lift with a friend, who's sitting near to you and has the keys to their car.

    You have a few minutes. What do you do???


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    dara95
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    ehh well off the top of my head id probably get the guard and the it specialists. wed get in the car and get the hell out of there. after that i dont know!!!


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    #3
    [Deleted User]
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    Actually, I'm a bit ashamed I posted this one! :o

    Simple enough to solve temporarily.

    Head out the door and lock all infected in. Nice heavy church doors bound to stop Z's for a while, at least till the cavalry shows up! :D


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    seeker099
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Actually, I'm a bit ashamed I posted this one! :o

    Simple enough to solve temporarily.

    Head out the door and lock all infected in. Nice heavy church doors bound to stop Z's for a while, at least till the cavalry shows up! :D

    Would it not be better to get to the alter, grab the mic, quickly explain the situation to everybody, gospel style, behead the undead, explain to the bitten ones that there F***ed and will have to die alone and then lock them and the beheaded Z's in. Everybody sighs in relief and goes to the afters down the pub. Recalling fond memories of those who died and singing I will survive.


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    Grab a giant candle holder and start swinging. Everyones a target and soon you will be surrounded my enough z-bait to dramatically jump out the stain glass window, Brush yourself off and make a catchy one-liner while the Z's feast on your kills. Then alert all boardsies obviously. Although I would probably get banned upon posting that the zombies are here!


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    SmileyPaul
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    why not just go one further?
    grab that huge candle holder at the alter that they have in every church, take out the guest thats just been bitten and then the Z thats on the ground, let the wedding recommence..... maybe kill the few that were holding him down just to be safe :P


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    Endaaaagh
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    I jump up and shout..
    "praise the lord..Jesus has risen from the dead (again)"


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