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Dumb car owners

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    #2
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users Posts: 73,429 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    I read that GM forum one earlier today on another forum, it's spreading really quickly


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    #3
    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    The Audi 'port polish' one was posted here before.

    It is people like those idiots that shouldn't be aloud exist on this planet.


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    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I'm giggling like silly girl :):p

    dei.jpg

    I see much potential for a closed loop internal combustion engine myself.

    Mike.


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    #5
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    I'll admit I don't know much about turbos or even cars so I don't know the technical reason it won't work :o
    Don't realy want to know either but it isn't obvious to everyone.

    lol at putting sand in the engine though


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    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,208 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    The first one, the one with the sand into the intake is a hoax, not sure about the closed look combustion though


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    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    @ micmclo - putting it simply, the standard internal combustion engine works by mixing air and fuel, sending it into the engine where it combusts and the remains are expelled through the exhaust. This guy thinks that he can just permanently recycle the exhaust fumes without using any fuel/air mixture in the first place.
    To make it even worse he thinks that there will be a performance gain from ruining his engine!


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    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Does anyone know where I can find the thread about the VW Golf (IIRC) owner who thought his car would look better by painting his brake calipers - and discs?


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    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Thanks for the helpful explanation :)


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    Anan1
    Registered Users Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭Anan1


    I think they're both wind-ups, TBH.


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    jayok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,907 ✭✭✭jayok


    Well I laughed hard for about 10 mins... this should be in the humour section :D


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    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    I think they're both wind-ups, TBH.

    Hmm, I don't know, it is America after all. :D


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    #13
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Very low emissions

    Mike.


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    #14
    jayok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,907 ✭✭✭jayok


    BMW's new Efficient Dynamics? A simple introduction across the fleet?


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    #15
    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    From that forum:

    motivate_retard.jpg


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    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Even Toyota owners are laughing

    http://www.teamxlink.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=163652&sid=9b8d3f494a94865598580966515e99f5

    Mike.


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    Anan1
    Registered Users Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭Anan1


    I'd wager the people laughing the hardest are the ones who started the threads.:)


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    #18
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,828 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    We can't talk..there was someone on this forum tonight didn't know what his front fog light was or how to use it.Probably thinks it's Ok to drive on his own as well.

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Definitely fake.


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    John R
    Registered Users Posts: 4,107 ✭✭✭John R


    mike65 wrote: »
    I'm giggling like silly girl :):p

    dei.jpg

    I see much potential for a closed loop internal combustion engine myself.

    Mike.


    Fake or not, still the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

    That guy wouldn't have anything to do with Steorn by any chance?


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    MercMad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭MercMad


    John R wrote: »
    Fake or not, still the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

    That guy wouldn't have anything to do with Steorn by any chance?

    Yeah Steorn are probably kicking themselves, they were just about to launch a worldwide demonstration on the net !! :D


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    Mitch Connor
    Registered Users Posts: 45,377 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_Exhaust_Injection


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    #23
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    OOOO, I want the intercooled version.


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    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    How long until wiki editors spot the joke.

    Mike.


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    #25
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,348 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    John R wrote: »
    Fake or not, still the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

    That guy wouldn't have anything to do with Steorn by any chance?
    But ... but ... but ... but ... unlimited power dude.


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    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    mike65 wrote: »
    How long until wiki editors spot the joke.

    Mike.
    Its gone now!


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