chain letters

BlitzKrieg · 14-09-2006 8:38pm #1

Soo we all get them.

I'm not talking about scam emails, but those chain or petition ones asking you to send it on, to see how far the email will travel.

And if your signed up to bebo or myspace, you get alot of them. Because alot of idiots seem to think they are either a good cause (those offensive sign here to save non-existing child with cancer.) or think they have magic powers (those ones that promise to reveal who has a crush on them.)

But what has been the stupidest, most idiotic one you have ever got.

Well tonight I got one that took the biscuit for me.

An annoying girl I know from an old job sent me this beauty tonight.

WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SUMTHIN BAD WILL HAPPEN
.... MY NAME IS TEDDY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I
HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF U DO NOT SEND THIS TO eveybody on friend list IN THE NEXT
5 MIN., I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. THIS IS
NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10:22. SOMEONE WILL CALL
U OR TALK TO U ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU. DONT BREAK IT.

my god. It doesnt try to be subtle in any way does it?

This is the proof that there are more stupid people in the internet these days.

I remember there were chain mail that were at least entertaining in that they told a half decent spook story or have one of those unusual photographs, but come on. This is pure laziness.

If your going to be an annoying prat, at least have the decency to be a creative annoying prat.

bluto63 · 14-09-2006 9:46pm

I get all mine on bebo. The amount of "OmG!!!!!!! If yOu SeNd this to all of your fRiEnds then you'LL get an exTra box at tHe bottOM saYiNg wHos bEEn viewinG yOuR HomEPaGe!!!!"

The dumbest one? Hmm, probably the simple "If you send this on to everyone you know then the love of your life will show tomorrow. If you don't you'll never experience true love!! Don't break it!"

SpAcEd OuT · 14-09-2006 10:11pm

lol I got that one before I burst out laughing, some people are absoloute ****in retards, couldn't believe the amount of people that actually sent me that one, I mean how stupid can someone get

me and the biz · 15-09-2006 9:50am

I know for a fact that someone I know forwards these on to me specifically because she knows I hate them. They are designed to annoy, I wouldn't think too many people believe in them.

I'm probably wrong though, people are idiots.

Diarmsquid · 15-09-2006 9:18pm

Don't care how important u think u r..read and repost this if you don't believe it, call the number. Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing.
Hi, my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS "READ PLEASE"!

Matt Dawson
602-999-7996 Home

Please feel free to call me for anything.

*hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your time

How does bebo track the message to see how far it goes if you copy and paste it?

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 17-09-2006 12:02pm

Diarmsquid wrote:

How does bebo track the message to see how far it goes if you copy and paste it?

They are omnipotent...wwooooooooooooo:D

jellie · 22-09-2006 12:32am

Diarmsquid wrote:

How does bebo track the message to see how far it goes if you copy and paste it?

Im sure if you ring that guys number he'll be happy to fill you in on how its done :rolleyes:

temo82 · 30-09-2006 5:08am

This is by far the best (dumbest) one i've recieved.

Mom, I'm forwarding this one especially for you. I know you don't
usually
buy into these e-mails but I hope you have enough sympathy in your
heart for
this very sick little boy to forward this one!! I love you .... Missy

My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.

My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The
reason
she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It
doesn't
hurt, except when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of
us
having no money or insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy
doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "
Don't
cry, Mommy and " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me
hugs,
Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes
her
real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
Johansen
said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates Will
team
up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will
collect
prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts
take
them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.

Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take
up a
collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors
could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play
baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more
prayers to
the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help me.
Mommy
is so sad and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I
turn 10.

If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
and
heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a
head.
She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden
stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and then burn
forever
in hell.

What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five freaking'
minutes
to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and
shame
about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me.

I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could
hold
a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try
to
bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You,
Billy " Smiles " Evans

Nehpets · 01-10-2006 12:52am

BlitzKrieg wrote:

This is the proof that there are more stupid people in the internet these days.

jaysus! how'd they get in there?! :eek:

Karoma · 01-10-2006 1:17am

They're "fowards", not really chain letters. Unsubscribe from BEBO and you probably won't get another 600.

nevf wrote:

I've got about 600 in my mail-box, but this is a good one....
[size=-2]
>A beautiful woman went to the gynaecologist.
>
>The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew
out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
>
>After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so
he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
>
>"Yes," she replied, "you are checking for abrasions or dermatological
>abnormalities."
>
>"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
>
>"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate
breast cancer."
>
>"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient
and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what
I am doing now?"
>
>"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in
the first place."
[/size]

or this dick cheney one: All the ways Dick can kill you

Diarmsquid · 01-10-2006 5:20pm

temo82 wrote:

This is by far the best (dumbest) one i've recieved.

Mom, I'm forwarding this one especially for you. I know you don't
usually
buy into these e-mails but I hope you have enough sympathy in your
heart for
this very sick little boy to forward this one!! I love you .... Missy

My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.

My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The
reason
she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It
doesn't
hurt, except when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of
us
having no money or insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy
doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "
Don't
cry, Mommy and " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me
hugs,
Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes
her
real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
Johansen
said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates Will
team
up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will
collect
prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts
take
them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.

Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take
up a
collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors
could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play
baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more
prayers to
the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help me.
Mommy
is so sad and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I
turn 10.

If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
and
heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a
head.
She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden
stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and then burn
forever
in hell.

What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five freaking'
minutes
to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and
shame
about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me.

I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could
hold
a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try
to
bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You,
Billy " Smiles " Evans

*sobs*

So sad...

Spook_ie · 31-01-2008 1:34pm

Has anyone heard of the chain letter that my kids got this week, where apparently its being monitored by An Post ! the kids have to send on the letter to 6 other pals and mark the envelope 'Guinness Book of Records' and if they keep it going till the end of 2008, it will be a world record ! nothing offensive in the letter, but trying to explain to an 8yr old that the men in the post office dont really have the time to check every letter to look out for 'Guinness Book of Records' has been tough !!!!!!

Terry · 31-01-2008 1:56pm

I get quite a few via e-mail.
Usually from the same friend (female).
Pass this one or little Timmy will get super AIDS.

Dizzyblonde · 01-02-2008 9:19pm

I think the new breed of happy-clappy chain letters are even worse than the old threatening ones. Every day I get at least one promising me health, wealth and happiness if only I forward it to everyone I know within five minutes.
And what's with the 'Please keep this going around the world, it's for breast cancer' ones? I can't see what sending an email to lots of people will do for anyone with an illness.

FunkZ · 03-02-2008 2:39pm

I ROFL'd at the doctor getting herpes!

GhostInTheRuins · 03-02-2008 5:42pm

I never get them from guys, always from women.

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