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kerrymaid · 02-04-2006, 14:49

Anybody got any quotes they'd like to share? inspirational or humourous? with or without an author, just something that hit the right note with you?

"Your village called, they want their idiot back"

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, i can, all of them make me laugh...."
W.H. Auden

**440Hz** · 06-04-2006, 11:24

Hmmm too many choices, I'll have to think it over

ChityWest · 06-04-2006, 11:57

Dorothy Parker had some of the best one liners ever - this one is prob one of the funnier ones

"If you laid all the girls in yale end to end I wouldnt be at all surprised".

"Is there no beginning to that mans talent".

Another one I liked was not Dorothy Parker - somone said it once about David Frost

"That man rose without trace".

p~b · 06-04-2006, 15:58

**** happens

uncle ernie · 06-04-2006, 16:09

"as a youth i used to weep in butchers shops"
Uncle Monty in Withnail & I...classic

JungleBunny · 11-04-2006, 11:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle ernie

"as a youth i used to weep in butchers shops"
Uncle Monty in Withnail & I...classic

That reminds me of:
"We want the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!" - Withnail

grahamor · 11-04-2006, 13:53

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke
-- Rudyard Kipling

Ruu · 11-04-2006, 15:53

Has to be Hannibal from a-team -

"I love it when a plan comes together"

Degsy · 12-04-2006, 12:16

"who the **** do ya think i'm gonna call?a snake charmer?I'm gonna call a doctor"

Nice Guy Eddie

Darren · 13-04-2006, 11:12

"An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants"."
- Kryten, Terrorform

ChityWest · 15-04-2006, 03:41

"I know you gentlemen have been through an awful lot - but when you find the time I would rather not spend the rest of my life TIED TO THIS FCUKING COUCH!!"

The guy from carpenter version of The Thing
_______________________________

Most of the things Ash says in the Medieval Dead /Army of Darkness

Q. Are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts like thou art ?
A. Na, Just me baby, just me

This, This is my BOOMSTICK (waving a shotgun around)

Yo She Bitch (chick-chick noise loading a shotgun) Lets Go

Q. But you said that you loved me
A. Yeah but that was just pillow talk baby

The next one of you primates e-even tu-huches me AND I SWEAR

______________________

Q. (Waffle Waitress ) Watcha reading for mr ?

A - hmm - not what am I reading - but - what am I reading for. Well I suppose I read for a great many reasons but one of the main ones is so's I dont end being a fcuking waffle waitress.

(Bill hicks - badly quoted)

kc66 · 15-04-2006, 04:13

Keeping with Withnail & I:

"I feel like a pig shat in my head"

"If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision; let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?"

god's toy · 15-04-2006, 10:27

God Darnit, Mr Lamarr! ‘You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore"

(Mr. Taggert in Blazing Saddles)

tallaghtdave · 15-04-2006, 10:32

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpson...44&Homer.y=136

beat this heheheheh
just click homer for a few other good ones. my fave being . a hundred dollars for a comic book? who drew it?Michaelmelangelo?

deisemum · 15-04-2006, 14:57

Not all children lie and not all adults tell the truth.

Those who can do
Those who can't teach.

02-04-2006, 14:49	#1
kerrymaid Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 27 Adverts \| Friends	What's your fav quote? Anybody got any quotes they'd like to share? inspirational or humourous? with or without an author, just something that hit the right note with you? "Your village called, they want their idiot back" "Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, i can, all of them make me laugh...." W.H. Auden

06-04-2006, 11:57	#3
ChityWest Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dublin Posts: 771 Adverts \| Friends	Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker had some of the best one liners ever - this one is prob one of the funnier ones "If you laid all the girls in yale end to end I wouldnt be at all surprised". "Is there no beginning to that mans talent". Another one I liked was not Dorothy Parker - somone said it once about David Frost "That man rose without trace". Last edited by ChityWest; 06-04-2006 at 13:14.

15-04-2006, 03:41	#11
ChityWest Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dublin Posts: 771 Adverts \| Friends	"I know you gentlemen have been through an awful lot - but when you find the time I would rather not spend the rest of my life TIED TO THIS FCUKING COUCH!!" The guy from carpenter version of The Thing _______________________________ Most of the things Ash says in the Medieval Dead /Army of Darkness Q. Are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts like thou art ? A. Na, Just me baby, just me This, This is my BOOMSTICK (waving a shotgun around) Yo She Bitch (chick-chick noise loading a shotgun) Lets Go Q. But you said that you loved me A. Yeah but that was just pillow talk baby The next one of you primates e-even tu-huches me AND I SWEAR ______________________ Q. (Waffle Waitress ) Watcha reading for mr ? A - hmm - not what am I reading - but - what am I reading for. Well I suppose I read for a great many reasons but one of the main ones is so's I dont end being a fcuking waffle waitress. (Bill hicks - badly quoted) Last edited by ChityWest; 15-04-2006 at 04:06.

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god's toy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: here is everyweare you are Posts: 2,370 Adverts \| Friends	Fave of all time! God Darnit, Mr Lamarr! ‘You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore" (Mr. Taggert in Blazing Saddles)

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440Hz iMod Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Corcaigh Posts: 5,678 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Kerry, Mac, Researcher, South	Hmmm too many choices, I'll have to think it over

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p~b Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 818 Adverts \| Friends	**** happens

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uncle ernie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 370 Adverts \| Friends	"as a youth i used to weep in butchers shops" Uncle Monty in Withnail & I...classic

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grahamor Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dublin Posts: 506 Adverts \| Friends	A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke -- Rudyard Kipling

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Darren Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Heathrow Posts: 368 Adverts \| Friends	"An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants"." - Kryten, Terrorform

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kc66 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Kickin around on a piece of ground in my home town Posts: 1,962 Adverts \| Friends	Keeping with Withnail & I: "I feel like a pig shat in my head" "If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision; let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?"

15-04-2006, 10:32	#14
tallaghtdave Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 444 Adverts \| Friends	http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpson...44&Homer.y=136 beat this heheheheh just click homer for a few other good ones. my fave being . a hundred dollars for a comic book? who drew it?Michaelmelangelo?

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deisemum Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Waterford Posts: 3,751 Adverts \| Friends	Not all children lie and not all adults tell the truth. Those who can do Those who can't teach.