Penis appreciation thread

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 3:02pm #1

As per carlybabe1's request, a thread in praise of the male member. So show of hands/cocks, who has one? How much do you feel privileged to have one? Any wimmens out there want to admit to the auld penis envy? Personally I couldn't live without my dick.

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Yes Yes, heres an idea lads, why dont ye set up A PENIS APPRECIATION thread, an piss off postin crap on this one?????

Prof.Badass · 16-09-2008 3:03pm

yore ma appreciates my penis

Heathen · 16-09-2008 3:04pm

My "Lad" gets me into nothing but trouble.. but i love him anyway!! Rock out with yer Cock out!!!

Nehaxak · 16-09-2008 3:05pm

Just to be clear, I appreciate my own and not anyone else's.

Heathen · 16-09-2008 3:05pm

Nehaxak wrote: »

Just to be clear, I appreciate my own and not anyone else's.

that goes without saying dude!!

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 3:09pm

vinylmesh wrote: »

yore ma appreciates my penis

Yes just the other day she was saying how lovely it was. She likes them small and slim.

togster · 16-09-2008 3:09pm

Helicoptor cock dance ftw

Silenceisbliss · 16-09-2008 3:13pm

evidentaly the BME pain olympics guy couldnt live without his lad either.....deadsies... (dark...hehehehe)

themont85 · 16-09-2008 3:18pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

Prof.Badass · 16-09-2008 3:21pm

togster wrote: »

Helicoptor cock dance ftw

evil bastard. I was drinking some juice when i read that.:pac:

Dun laoire · 16-09-2008 3:25pm

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/naveed2006/iceberg.jpg

anucksunamun · 16-09-2008 3:35pm

Although I am a huge fan... I still prefer boobs... which makes me wonder do i have katy perry-esque tendencies.. but who among us can say they have not liked it? so, my point in short... boobs are nicer to look at.. but not as much fun to play with. :rolleyes:

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 3:37pm

brianthebard wrote: »

As per carlybabe1's request, a thread in praise of the male member. So show of hands/cocks, who has one? How much do you feel privileged to have one? Any wimmens out there want to admit to the auld penis envy? Personally I couldn't live without my dick.

:D:D lols, super,
see, blokes can have fun too!!!
just so ye know tho, Im a PENIS APPRECIATOR too

:D

Prof.Badass · 16-09-2008 3:38pm

boobs are overated. A nice pair of hips is better than boobs anyday.

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 3:38pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

:D:D lols, super,
see, blokes can have fun too!!!
just so ye know tho, Im a PENIS APPRECIATOR too :D

And we appreciate you for appreciating teh penis'!

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 3:39pm

anucksunamun wrote: »

Although I am a huge fan... I still prefer boobs... which makes me wonder do i have katy perry-esque tendencies.. but who among us can say they have not liked it? so, my point in short... boobs are nicer to look at.. but not as much fun to play with. :rolleyes:

Obviously you are doing it wrong in that case (playing with bewbs that is).

Prof.Badass · 16-09-2008 3:40pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

:D:D lols, super,
see, blokes can have fun too!!!
just so ye know tho, Im a PENIS APPRECIATOR too :D

I'm sure you do appreiciate them, APPRECIATE THEM UP THE GEE!!:pac:

...wait.... that kinda makes sense

Sherifu · 16-09-2008 3:41pm

What a load of cock.

Fulton Crown · 16-09-2008 4:41pm

Cock are not --despite the protests - not really appreciated.

Cocks should be nicely trimmed - well you trim your head dont you - cluster should be attended to also.

Light oiling before potential action - well you put after shave on your puss eh ?

Knob cheese cleaned out - (rough face cloth) bell end burnished and cleaned.

Lubricate from within with about six pints of lager.

Now theres a sight any lady would be happy to see - and probably pack up her gee if the "owner" is of a mind.

Oh ! make sure the cleanliness of the kakks matches the gleam of the cluster.

have a good nite y'all

:D

javaboy · 16-09-2008 4:45pm

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Cocks should be nicely trimmed - well you trim your head dont you - cluster should be attended to also.

Light oiling before potential action - well you put after shave on your puss eh ?

Knob cheese cleaned out - (rough face cloth) bell end burnished and cleaned.

Lubricate from within with about six pints of lager.

Now theres a sight any lady would be happy to see - and probably pack up her gee if the "owner" is of a mind.

Oh ! make sure the cleanliness of the kakks matches the gleam of the cluster.

have a good nite y'all :D

Am I only one that thinks this reads like a typical FlutterinBantam faeces related post only it's about penii? Right down to the odd use of language.

Nehaxak · 16-09-2008 4:50pm

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Knob cheese cleaned out -

Ah Jaysuz

that was uncalled for.

ShooterSF · 16-09-2008 4:50pm

A man who used to love his but then they fell out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDfqSyMrLs

It all works out in the end though

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 4:55pm

8===D

Beautiful, isnt it

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 5:16pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

8===D

Beautiful, isnt it

mmmm bit thicker maybe........and ever so slightly longer.....by say 2"

:D
Ah come on lads, yis have to compete with rompin rabbits ffs

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 5:20pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

mmmm bit thicker maybe........and ever so slightly longer.....by say 2" :D
Ah come on lads, yis have to compete with rompin rabbits ffs

Its scaled down, obviously. If you dont believe me send me a PM and I'll pass on some pics

Daithi McGee · 16-09-2008 5:21pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Ah come on lads, yis have to compete with rompin rabbits ffs

I'd be impressed to see one bring you out to dinner.

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 5:56pm

Daithi McGee wrote: »

I'd be impressed to see one bring you out to dinner.

:Dlols Id be impressed to be brought out to dinner at all :pac::pac::pac:

Dudess · 16-09-2008 6:07pm

Being in possession of a clitoris, I don't experience penis envy.

Sherifu · 16-09-2008 6:09pm

Dudess wrote: »

Being in possession of a clitoris, I don't experience penis envy.

/wonders if that's a disease

16-09-2008 6:20pm

I get penis envy. From everyone else.

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 6:26pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

mmmm bit thicker maybe........and ever so slightly longer.....by say 2" :D
Ah come on lads, yis have to compete with rompin rabbits ffs

If you can tell me how to mimic the vibrations of that toy with me knob I'll be eternally grateful.

Dudess wrote: »

Being in possession of a clitoris, I don't experience penis envy.

Yah ye can't beat the clit...well you can but that's frowned upon.

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 6:47pm

brianthebard wrote: »

Yah ye can't beat the clit...well you can but that's frowned upon.

You've obviously not been hanging out with the right ladies :pac:

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 6:48pm

What sort of lady wants you to beat on her clit???

Marksie · 16-09-2008 6:57pm

brianthebard wrote: »

If you can tell me how to mimic the vibrations of that toy with me knob I'll be eternally grateful.

rapid pulsing of your PC muscle

either that or a severe case of the shakes due to a 12V car battery

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 7:00pm

brianthebard wrote: »

If you can tell me how to mimic the vibrations of that toy with me knob I'll be eternally grateful.

If I could do that mate Id be rich from givin lessons/ have a permanent smile on face/and might just be one of the lucky ones who love thier jobs :pac::pac::pac:
Overtime all round, woohoo

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 16-09-2008 7:03pm

this thread is a load of bollix

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 7:03pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

If I could do that mate Id be rich from givin lessons/ have a permanent smile on face/and might just be one of the lucky ones who love thier jobs :pac::pac::pac:
Overtime all round, woohoo

Well if you like we could practise til we get it to work? Its a bit of a chore :rolleyes: but its for the greater good....

Turd Ferguson · 16-09-2008 7:14pm

brianthebard wrote: »

What sort of lady wants you to beat on her clit???

The best dam lady this side of Thailand!!!!

rick_fantastic · 16-09-2008 7:24pm

how in the hell can we compare to one of these????

taidghbaby · 16-09-2008 7:31pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

just so ye know tho, Im a PENIS APPRECIATOR too :D

how do ya appreciate a penis.....stick it an art gallery??

i dont appreciate bewbs-i ogle them and think about how much i'd love ta motorboat them bad boys!!

Mr. CooL ICE · 16-09-2008 8:01pm

brianthebard wrote: »

What sort of lady wants you to beat on her clit???

Porn stars look and sound like they enjoy it. They also gasp and smile when they see penises (penii?).

Strange wimmins

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 8:12pm

brianthebard wrote: »

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Well if you like we could practise til we get it to work? Its a bit of a chore :rolleyes: but its for the greater good....

HMMM I might just be too fat an lazy to do me civic duty

Kold · 16-09-2008 8:39pm

Kanye West wrote:

I keep you laced up so you aint gotta borrow nothing
From them broke ass friends who be bargain hunting
They say they shop on eBay --baby why is they frontin'?
They be on the internet but they never cop nothin'
I keep you in Girl what is those on your toes?
And your neck staying froze off that rose colored gold
I suppose you was told by them hoes I was cheatin'
Thinkin' my heart don't got nothing to do with my penis
He got a mind of his own and he just be seeing ****
And I don't wanna cheat but I don't be saying ****
I try to jack off he ask me who is you playin' wit?
But I know he love you he told me you was his favorite

More literature from a penis's perspective is needed.

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 8:43pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

HMMM I might just be too fat an lazy to do me civic duty

Let me be the judge of that...You don't even have to do anything, just nod your head when the vibrations begin.;):pac:

Jesus Loves You · 16-09-2008 9:03pm

The male and female genitalia are gifts from God that should be appreciated.

Ezekiel 23

23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Kold · 16-09-2008 9:30pm

Jesus Loves You wrote: »

The male and female genitalia are gifts from God that should be appreciated.

Ezekiel 23

23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

That's what the priests said about the kids...

javaboy · 16-09-2008 9:33pm

Jesus Loves You wrote: »

Ezekiel 23

23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Oh Zeke, I love it when you talk durrrrty! :eek:

P.C. · 16-09-2008 9:45pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Ah come on lads, yis have to compete with rompin rabbits ffs

I want to see a rompin rabbit mow the lawn.

:D:D

brianthebard · 16-09-2008 9:53pm

P.C. wrote: »

I want to see a rompin rabbit mow the lawn. :D:D

Its simple the female lodges the rabbit in the appropriate orifice and goes about her mowing. She won't even notice she's doing the work!

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 9:55pm

P.C. wrote: »

I want to see a rompin rabbit mow the lawn. :D:D

I'd pay to see my oh mowin the lawn, never mind the rompin rabbit

:D

carlybabe1 · 16-09-2008 9:56pm

brianthebard wrote: »

Its simple the female lodges the rabbit in the appropriate orifice and goes about her mowing. She won't even notice she's doing the work!

:pac::pac::pac: LOL

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