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  • 14-09-2008 1:51am
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    brianthebard
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    Is the street at night the natural habitat of the drunk? They are always outside my window, tonight there is a group of skangers vocalising to the best of their ability, for no good reason. [/pointlessness]


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    Bob the Builder
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    Whats the song?

    Skangers' Music:
    If it's lads - it's rap.
    If it's girls - it's crap.


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    eVeNtInE
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    Nerin
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    Throw acid or boiling water.


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    Kinetic^
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    Someone make me a motherfùcking samwich right now!!!!


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    Lillyella
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    eVeNtInE wrote: »
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    Pregnancy?


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    brianthebard
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    LOLZ they are on the other side of the street, and our apartment is not as secure as you would hope if you were throwing objects at people. I *think* they are gone, until the next group...


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    Frisbee
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    A Harpoon gun is always a good buy...


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    eVeNtInE
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    AlmightyCushion
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    Send snyper after them.


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    brianthebard
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    Is there a snyper lamp or something I can use to summon him, like batman but with added perversion? (wait wasn't batman a homosexual with a penchant for young boys? Can snyper top that?)


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    eVeNtInE
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    brianthebard wrote: »
    Is the street at night the natural habitat of the drunk? They are always outside my window, tonight there is a group of skangers vocalising to the best of their ability, for no good reason. [/pointlessness]

    What part of Gtown?wESTSIDE?


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    brianthebard
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    Um, I don't really know what side we are in...between the arch and dunnes if that helps.


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    I wish I lived in Galway.


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    Bob the Builder
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Send snyper after them.
    thats right up his avenue.


    skanger patrollers:
    he's bleeedin' brilliant. Here man, turn up the tunes! They're bleedin' brilliant.... who's rolling the next spliff? Here Marky, yah bollox, smoke up another one... here's the skins... anyone got a subway card i could use to this fukcing rollie... shut up dec, yah arsecheek, the cops aren't going to come... and even if they do come we have to look hard. grab a rock, and throw it at that b!tches window...


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    AlmightyCushion
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    brianthebard wrote: »
    Is there a snyper lamp or something I can use to summon him, like batman but with added perversion? (wait wasn't batman a homosexual with a penchant for young boys? Can snyper top that?)
    Just blow on a rape whistle and he'll come a runnin'.


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    brianthebard
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I wish I lived in Galway.

    Anytime you want to share my bunk...


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    Red Hand
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    I wish I lived in Galway too.


























    :eek:


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    dakaiser
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    Had the same problem one night. There was two knacker couples arguing, so I threw a basin of water down on top of them. Well the two lads took offence to this and proceeded to kick the door in. They got to the top of the stairs and started kicking at the next door neighbours door. Luckily enough he wasn't home and they legged it after a few minutes. It was a good laugh though


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    randylonghorn
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    brianthebard wrote: »
    Is there a snyper lamp or something I can use to summon him, like batman but with added perversion? (wait wasn't batman a homosexual with a penchant for young boys? Can snyper top that?)
    It's a candle for snyper, not a lamp.

    But would you really want to rub snyper's candle? Waaaay too much danger of hot wax on your hands!
    brianthebard wrote: »
    Um, I don't really know what side we are in...between the arch and dunnes if that helps.
    Lol, city centre. Augustine Street or Merchant's Road?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    I wish I lived in Galway too.


























    :eek:

    Hey lay off my empty promise. :D


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    rossie1977
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    thats the problem with living in the middle of galway on a saturday night or any night of the week now that the students are back, get yerself a pair of earplugs or move out to the westside near westwood house hotel, i lived there for 2.5 years and barely heard a sound most nights

    i remember when i lived in the middle of athlone town, drunks started throwing rocks at my window :mad:


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    flyingoutside
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    rossie1977 wrote: »
    thats the problem with living in the middle of galway on a saturday night or any night of the week now that the students are back, get yerself a pair of earplugs or move out to the westside near westwood house hotel, i lived there for 2.5 years and barely heard a sound most nights

    i remember when i lived in the middle of athlone town, drunks started throwing rocks at my window :mad:

    Did you throw things back?


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    keane2097
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    Frisbee wrote: »
    A Harpoon gun is always a good buy...

    Crossbow imo.


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    flyingoutside
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    keane2097 wrote: »
    Crossbow imo.

    Through some bullits they always hurt


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    rossie1977
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    flyingoutside wrote: »
    Did you throw things back?

    in athlone :eek: they would burn the place down

    i waited for them to go away and they did after about 10 minutes :)


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    WindSock
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    Make a cryng baby noise, thatll get rid of them. Well itd get rid of me, and everyone copies me so I presume I am right in thinking theyll scarper.


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    Ross_Mahon
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    The only way to truly kill them is a stake through the heart and burn the body, they spread like a horrible disease.


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