New Indiana Jones Movie

thefinalstage · 06-06-2008 8:25pm #1

The evil Russki/Ukranian woman was hot.

Karoma · 06-06-2008 8:29pm

Removed spoiler

(Why deny others what we experienced?)

Cate Blanchett - meh.

Lockstep · 06-06-2008 8:39pm

She definetly looks like someone who'd be like "you'll stop when I tell you to"

thefinalstage · 06-06-2008 8:43pm

Karoma wrote: »

Removed spoiler
(Why deny others what we experienced?)

Cate Blanchett - meh.

That was Cate Blanchett? MMM

I stand by my removed comment.

Red Hand · 06-06-2008 8:44pm

She was wearing a pair of grey proletarian overalls? Is that what the young people like these days, huh?

chickenhawk · 06-06-2008 8:45pm

It was a crap movie no matter who was in it!

thefinalstage · 06-06-2008 8:46pm

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

She was wearing a pair of grey proletarian overalls? Is that what the young people like these days, huh?

It wasn't exactly standard issue soviet gear :P.

DenMan · 06-06-2008 8:52pm

The reds weren't too pleased back home. Said she wasn't portrayed the way should have been. Wonder how they would have portrayed her. Have to see the movie, looking forward to it. Come on Indy!

Lockstep · 06-06-2008 8:56pm

DenMan wrote: »

The reds weren't too pleased back home. Said she wasn't portrayed the way should have been. Wonder how they would have portrayed her. Have to see the movie, looking forward to it. Come on Indy!

It's a good one.

I can just see George Lucas inputting his views on the movie to Speilberg.

Speilberg: There, it's finished!
George Lucas: are there any aliens in it?
Speilburg: No
Lucas: Ah come on, put some Aliens in it!
Spielberg: Ugh fine.

YeatsCounty · 06-06-2008 8:59pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

It's a good one.

I can just see George Lucas inputting his views on the movie to Speilberg.
Speilberg: There, it's finished!
etc......

Stephen McPhail.

GirlInterrupted · 06-06-2008 9:12pm

I loved it. As soon as the theme tune started I loved it. I love all the movies and it could have been utter crap and I still would have loved it, just cos its Indy.:) I'm easily pleased.

Cool_CM · 07-06-2008 1:27am

She just reminded me of Ivana Humpalot from Austin Powers, then came the flashing red homing beacons and further underlined this link.

Ross_Mahon · 07-06-2008 1:37am

Aliens? What were they thinking?

:rolleyes:

Sherifu · 07-06-2008 8:34am

Spoilerific. It was shit. The end.

magick · 07-06-2008 8:48am

any scene from the old Indiana Jones movies > this entire monkey swinging blingy skull Space ship CGI infested ****ity ****

I mean Whaaa daaa **** ?!
John Hurt well known and respected actor completely wasted in this wreck of a movie.

That made the whole thing as weak as a bridge made outta butter in the hot summer with lepers doing the maintenance while being attacked by hungry rats, with bus loads of school children on their way to see the movie fall off the bridge and survive only to be raped by the lepers and eaten alive at the same time by the rats.

All in all id prefer getting stabbed than sitting though this again.

There i saved you a couple of euros, thank me later.

Driver 8 · 07-06-2008 9:06am

Um...wrong forum, surely?

Ah, we've all become cynical I see. Was it Phantom Menace bad? (if it was Lucas' fault)? Was it Hook bad? (if it was the Bergs fault)? No, it was uneven, three star entertainment. Relax folks, Batman will be by in a minute

ongarite · 07-06-2008 9:58am

If this film didn't have the Indy name attached to it, it would be slammed by the critics.
The nostalga of the old films made the critics forgive its many many flaws.
IMO it was a terrible film, it was like watching "The Mummy" with Indy in it.

Karoma · 07-06-2008 10:09am

Damnit people, this is not the Film forum. This is a discussion about a (supposedly) hot woman, not the crappy crap movie.

Karl Hungus · 07-06-2008 10:49am

Karoma wrote: »

This is a discussion about a (supposedly) hot woman

I'd suck her cock.

sidneykidney · 07-06-2008 10:57am

A mate wants to go see this tonight,i want to go for pints. After reading all above comments i think pints are sounding like the better choice.

Oswald Osbourne · 07-06-2008 12:00pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

It's a good one.

I can just see George Lucas inputting his views on the movie to Speilberg.
Speilberg: There, it's finished!
George Lucas: are there any aliens in it?
Speilburg: No
Lucas: Ah come on, put some Aliens in it!
Spielberg: Ugh fine.

Yes because Spielberg (director of "AI", "War of the Worlds", "ET" and "Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind") clearly *doesn't* get the horn everytime there's an opportunity to put

aliens

in his movies. :rolleyes:

Back on topic the Russian was quite hot. I watched the scene where she crushes an ant between her knees and imagined her doing the same thing to my head. Nice....

Lockstep · 07-06-2008 12:20pm

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

Yes because Spielberg (director of "AI", "War of the Worlds", "ET" and "Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind") clearly *doesn't* get the horn everytime there's an opportunity to put
aliens
in his movies. :rolleyes:

Christ, learn when people are being serious on the internet and when they aren't.

Extra points for the original use of the rolleyes.

Oswald Osbourne · 07-06-2008 12:39pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Christ, learn when people are being serious on the internet and when they aren't.

Yeah yeah whatever. You made a stupid point and now you're backtracking because you realise it.

Extra points for the original use of the rolleyes.

Not a fan or the Rolleyes in general but sometimes when a point is as stupid as yours it unfortunately calls for it.

DonJose · 07-06-2008 12:51pm

Karoma wrote: »

Damnit people, this is not the Film forum. This is a discussion about a (supposedly) hot woman, not the crappy crap movie.

This is what she looks like when she takes off her grey boiler suits and gets done up :eek:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/cate-blanchett-skeleton.jpg

darkman2 · 07-06-2008 12:55pm

I have not seen the movie - heard it was **** but whats this stuff about

Aliens

? Seems to me they might have ruined the whole trilogy with just one film.

Lockstep · 07-06-2008 1:23pm

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

Yeah yeah whatever. You made a stupid point and now you're backtracking because you realise it.

You honestly think I thought Lucas was saying that?

Lulz.

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

Not a fan or the Rolleyes in general but sometimes when a point is as stupid as yours it unfortunately calls for it.

Ah yeah, I have to bow to your superior knowledge here:rolleyes:

Oswald Osbourne · 07-06-2008 1:26pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Ah yeah, I have to bow to your superior knowledge here

As you should.

Lockstep · 07-06-2008 1:28pm

At least I would if you didn't go into the logic of posts made in jest.;)

Lockstep · 07-06-2008 1:33pm

darkman2 wrote: »

I have not seen the movie - heard it was **** but whats this stuff about Aliens? Seems to me they might have ruined the whole trilogy with just one film.

It was actually pretty good. WOnderfully over the top sword fight and death by ants but IMHO it was a bit ruined by the overly heavy 1950's references.

Still though, had a great jock/greaser rumble in a diner.

Driver 8 · 10-06-2008 10:13pm

Minor nerdy point: there's no aliens in A.I.

New Indiana Jones Movie

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