UFO Crash Russia

lcrcboy · 23-03-2012 5:24pm #1

Story: Dont know if this has been posted yet

AN UNIDENTIFIED METAL object has fallen from the sky over Siberia, sparking much speculation about what it is and where it may have come from.
The Russian Federal Space Agency has denied ownership of the object, stating: “The object is not a rocket or a spacecraft, but in final conclusions can only be drawn once it is examined.”
Russia Today said local media reports were speculating on whether the object is a piece of space debris of the fuel tank of a ballistic rocket.
The metal cylinder has tested negative for radiation and appears to be at least partially made from a titanium alloy.
Investigations are continuing.

Link to story on the journal: http://www.thejournal.ie/unidentified-space-object-falls-from-the-sky-in-siberia-393819-Mar2012/

I for one welcome are new water silo dwelling overlords

smash · 23-03-2012 5:28pm

no matter what it is, Putin will kill it.

Biggins · 23-03-2012 5:30pm

There is that much space junk up there, its getting much harder to launch rockets, with or without humans inside.
Its bound to happen that this stuff falls back down. Most will burn up (thankfully) but the biggest ones such as this, will somehow make it to earth in some form.

Just remember to look up to the skies once in a while - else your doomed!
At the very least, your going to wake up dead with a hell of a headache!

Nothingbetter2d · 23-03-2012 5:30pm

probably a chunk of that failed russian satellite

Sea Sharp · 23-03-2012 5:33pm

OMG, it's Superman!!

Biggins · 23-03-2012 5:34pm

Whats North Korea up to this week? LOL

Nothingbetter2d · 23-03-2012 5:36pm

its a piece of a borg ship.... they are coming to assimilate us all!!!!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

TanG411 · 23-03-2012 5:39pm

That's the top of my roof after I heard about AIB's plans to charge customers.

Biggins · 23-03-2012 5:40pm

smash wrote: »

no matter what it is, Putin will kill it.

...With his bare chest showing and strong manly hands? :pac:

drunkmonkey · 23-03-2012 5:40pm

If we offer up Jedward for anal probing they might leave the rest of us alone.

Mr Benevolent · 23-03-2012 5:41pm

Apparently it's not space related. Probably a hoax or a vodka container that got blasted into the sky by an explosion.

blaze1 · 23-03-2012 5:43pm

Don't believe this for a second..

Everyone knows ufo's only go to America.

FatherLen · 23-03-2012 5:43pm

it's the failed irish space program. we kept it on the hush hush because we knew it would be shite.

nása

Sin City · 23-03-2012 5:43pm

Probably a stunt by Ridley Scott.promoting prometheus

Sin City · 23-03-2012 5:45pm

or the roof from chernobyl that finally re enteted earths atmosphere

Orando Broom · 23-03-2012 5:45pm

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

its a piece of a borg ship.... they are coming to assimilate us all!!!!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

I am Digoutz of Borg! Cheques are futile.

aaronjumper · 23-03-2012 5:47pm

Once it's examined? If it has engines it's a ship, if not it's space rubbish.

Wattle · 23-03-2012 5:47pm

THE RAPTURE IS HERE :eek:

Brendog · 23-03-2012 5:48pm

A weather balloon.

and nothing more....

-_-

Deus Ex Machina · 23-03-2012 5:49pm

Ahhh, nothing like a Sindri-free first page. Praise to the ban hammer.

Can't wait to hear the conspiracy theories about hidden evidence. UFO people be crazy.

Chuck Stone · 23-03-2012 5:50pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ymgwnvdeM

TanG411 · 23-03-2012 5:53pm

In Soviet Russia, UFO find you.

ejmaztec · 23-03-2012 5:54pm

I'm surprised that the country's roaming scrap thieves haven't managed to find their way up there yet, but they will, one day.

prinz · 23-03-2012 5:55pm

Couldn't have come off an aircraft flying overhead no? Those Russian arliners are in tip-top shape after all..

Edit: Just seen the size of it, maybe not.

MisterEpicurus · 23-03-2012 6:30pm

AN UNIDENTIFIED METAL object has fallen from the sky over Siberia, sparking much speculation about what it is and where it may have come from.
The Russian Federal Space Agency has denied ownership of the object, stating: “The object is not a rocket or a spacecraft, but in final conclusions can only be drawn once it is examined.”

UFO = Unidentified Flying Object

It's not 'unidentified' because they have it.

It wasn't 'flying', it's described to have 'fallen'

It's an 'object'.

So it's not a UFO

Orando Broom · 23-03-2012 6:31pm

MisterEpicurus wrote: »

UFO = Unidentified Flying Object

It's not 'unidentified' because they have it.

It wasn't 'flying', it's described to have 'fallen'

It's an 'object'.

So it's not a UFO

Have what, exactly?

aaronjumper · 23-03-2012 6:34pm

MisterEpicurus wrote: »

UFO = Unidentified Flying Object

It's not 'unidentified' because they have it.

It wasn't 'flying', it's described to have 'fallen'

It's an 'object'.

So it's not a UFO

Unidentified Fallen Object = UFO

MisterEpicurus · 23-03-2012 6:35pm

Orando Broom wrote: »

Have what, exactly?

Have the metal. It's not as if this was flying around the sky and nobody knew what it was. They have it...they'll test it. It wasn't flying and it can't be described as unidentified. It's simply a piece of metal. Asking 'if it a UFO' is simply a loaded phrase for the conspiracy theorist and general loser.

/thread

MisterEpicurus · 23-03-2012 6:36pm

aaronjumper wrote: »

Unidentified Fallen Object = UFO

Thanks for changing the definition to suit a pathetic agenda.

Gee Bag · 23-03-2012 6:36pm

drunkmonkey wrote: »

If we offer up Jedward for anal probing they might leave the rest of us alone.

Louis Walshe has subjected Jedward to vigourous anal probing already. I assume aliens won't want sloppy seconds.

aaronjumper · 23-03-2012 6:37pm

MisterEpicurus wrote: »

Thanks for changing the definition to suit a pathetic agenda.

No worries, happy to help

JerryHandbag · 23-03-2012 6:38pm

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

its a piece of a borg ship.... they are coming to assimilate us all!!!!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Borg....hmm, sounds Swedish

Dunny · 23-03-2012 6:45pm

23-03-2012 6:46pm

Unidentified - they have absolutely no idea what it is yet, so it's still unidentified.
Flying - it fell, yes, but at one point it was flying. How else would it have gotten up there?
Object - well, it's an object.

So, yes, it's a UFO.

Gunnerkid · 23-03-2012 7:08pm

We have dedicated professional people now looking into it

:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoytrHE821o

Son Of A Vidic · 23-03-2012 7:13pm

MisterEpicurus wrote: »

UFO = Unidentified Flying Object

It's not 'unidentified' because they have it.

It wasn't 'flying', it's described to have 'fallen'

It's an 'object'.

So it's not a UFO

So after your comprehensive analysis, we still end up with a UFO.

MisterEpicurus · 23-03-2012 7:18pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Unidentified - they have absolutely no idea what it is yet, so it's still unidentified.
Flying - it fell, yes, but at one point it was flying. How else would it have gotten up there?
Object - well, it's an object.

So, yes, it's a UFO.

'Flying' is, again, a loaded phrase.
It will be identified, it was found.

If a UFO hits the ground, how can you call it a UFO if it has stopped flying?

It's NOT a UFO (loaded phrase), it's a piece of scrap metal that fell to the ground over Russia.
If this thread wasn't so biased, the title would indeed be "Piece of scrap metal fell to ground in Russia", but that doesn't make for a catchy discussion topic ;-)

"UFO Crash Russia" <-- CRASH!! Probably more of an irrelevant bang than a crash...the loaded words just keep on coming.

Gunnerkid · 23-03-2012 7:31pm

MisterEpicurus wrote: »

'Flying' is, again, a loaded phrase.
It will be identified, it was found.

If a UFO hits the ground, how can you call it a UFO if it has stopped flying?

It's NOT a UFO (loaded phrase), it's a piece of scrap metal that fell to the ground over Russia.
If this thread wasn't so biased, the title would indeed be "Piece of scrap metal fell to ground in Russia", but that doesn't make for a catchy discussion topic ;-)

"UFO Crash Russia" <-- CRASH!! Probably more of an irrelevant bang than a crash...the loaded words just keep on coming.

it catches peoples attention when flicking over the different threads, the op opened the thread with humor in mind "I for one welcome are new water silo dwelling overlords" You shouldint get so bogged down by a thread on after hours buddy :cool:

Wetbench4 · 23-03-2012 7:41pm

Truman show 2012

Celly Smunt · 23-03-2012 7:46pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ymgwnvdeM

kids out of billybarry could've acted better than them.

admiralofthefleet · 23-03-2012 7:53pm

swamp gas reflecting off venus

UFO Crash Russia

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