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back in 1994 I defeated a mugger with my phenis.

  • 23-03-2012 7:25pm
    #1
    harmoniums
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭


    It was a fine day in may I think and I had just completed one of my summer college exams in Kevin street.
    My girlfriend an I went for lunch/snog/whatever in St Stephen's green.
    anyway, we were over by the pond in a secluded area and she decided to to give me some manual stimulation.

    We where about 25-30 strokes away from vinegar when all of a sudden a fellow with a balaclava emerged out from the bushes we had our back to, with a butter knife!
    He put one arm around my neck and put the butter knife up to my GF's neck.

    He then saw my phenis and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!


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  • #2
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Cool story bro :rolleyes:


  • #3
    Tonyandthewhale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Tonyandthewhale


    What the fuck's a 'phenis'?


  • #4
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    That was 18 years ago, he proably still laughs at the size of it with his mates.


  • #5
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    harmoniums wrote: »
    He then saw my phenis and, made a little yelp and released us and backed away!
    I get that all the time from women.


  • #6
    harmoniums
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭harmoniums


    Tonyandthewhale wrote: »
    What the fuck's a 'phenis'?

    I call my penis a phenis as its similar to a pheonix.
    You see I find ashes quite sexy, therefore my penis has been known to rise from the ashes!


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  • #7
    Luap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭Luap


    You add the 'h' when your talking about a women with a penis. It's therefore a 'phenis.


  • #8
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    harmoniums wrote: »
    and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

    The fact that it was a little yelp should worry you greatly OP.


  • #9
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Tonyandthewhale wrote: »
    What the fuck's a 'phenis'?

    "His pen" spelt wrong?
    It was a fine day in may I think and I had just completed one of my summer college exams in Kevin street.
    My girlfriend an I went for lunch/snog/whatever in St Stephen's green.
    anyway, we were over by the pond in a secluded area and she decided to to give me some manual stimulation.

    We where about 25-30 strokes away from vinegar when all of a sudden a fellow with a balaclava emerged out from the bushes we had our back to, with a butter knife!
    He put one arm around my neck and put the butter knife up to my GF's neck.

    He then saw his pen and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

    All 3 inches of it :D
    Once again proving the pen is mightier than the sword!

    (I don't really know - my post is as daft as the op's topic!) :D


  • #10
    harmoniums
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭harmoniums


    Biggins wrote: »
    "
    All 3 inches of it :D

    Those are metric inches, which are to a different scale than standard imperial inches


  • #11
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    harmoniums wrote: »
    metric inches


    :confused:


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  • #12
    Gunnerkid
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭Gunnerkid


    Tonyandthewhale wrote: »
    What the fuck's a 'phenis'?

    its an alien penis dont you even know this is being talked about on the UFO topic in after hours


  • #13
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    harmoniums wrote: »

    He then saw my phenis and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

    phenis!

    Savage eye fail.


  • #14
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    harmoniums wrote: »
    It was a fine day in may I think and I had just completed one of my summer college exams in Kevin street.
    My girlfriend an I went for lunch/snog/whatever in St Stephen's green.
    anyway, we were over by the pond in a secluded area and she decided to to give me some manual stimulation.

    We where about 25-30 strokes away from vinegar when all of a sudden a fellow with a balaclava emerged out from the bushes we had our back to, with a butter knife!
    He put one arm around my neck and put the butter knife up to my GF's neck.

    He then saw my phenis and made a little yelp and then released us and backed away!

    Have you only just remembered this?


  • #15
    harmoniums
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭harmoniums


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Have you only just remembered this?

    My memory is an 18 year long FIFO, it just got clocked out


  • #16
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    ......


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