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First World Problems

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  • #52
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Can't find the remote control

    Instead of getting up to change channels I just remove to move and watch trash


  • #53
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    Having to sleep in the wet patch after giving my girlfriend multiple orgasms


  • #54
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    My friend bought a round of drinks for us and I wasn't finish my original drink


  • #55
    ronano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,147 ✭✭✭ronano


    I put on magic pie but it played wonderwall :(


  • #56
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Going on holidays on Monday 11th June at 6.30am to Malaga for two weeks and cant remember if I told the alarm installer that I live at 28 Ash Brookmore Lodge Cork.
    Cant contact him now, hope he comes before I fly out.


  • #57
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Going on holidays on Monday 11th June at 6.30am to Malaga for two weeks and cant remember if I told the alarm installer that I live at 28 Ash Brookmore Lodge Cork.
    Cant contact him now, hope he comes before I fly out.

    I hope you like gay magazines.....you're about to receive many, many, MANY subscriptions.


  • #58
    NiallFH
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭NiallFH


    realies wrote: »
    Cant change my 500 euro notes anywhere, even when I am buying new suits, its an inconvenience of the highest order.

    Expecting change from a 500 euro note when buying a suit.... Peasant!


  • #59
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Someone changed the setting on my toaster and now my toast is slightly over done.

    Someone will suffer for this!!!!!!!


  • #60
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    skid marks on my jocks


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  • #61
    joshrogan
    Registered Users Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    Brennan's bread is too big for my toaster so I have to rip the top off like some kind of animal.


  • #62
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    sliced bread slices from the same pack not a consistent thickness meaning they don't toast at the same rate.


  • #63
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    that drop of milk that flys up when you open one of those tear off tops on a milk carton (e.g. Premier)


  • #64
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    The last bean that won't come out of the tin without a good shake.


  • #65
    keithclancy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    Had to wait 15 minutes before getting my food in Maccy Dees and then to top it off the f*cking bus was 10 minutes late and I missed out on Drinking time.


  • #66
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    The smell of someone elses fart on public transport.


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  • #67
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    snubbleste wrote: »
    "Unexpected item in bagging area"

    Tesco is not a mere first world problem, Tesco is a blight on this Earth that must be wiped away.


  • #68
    paddyandy
    Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    I don't associate with people who use a mobile phone that is two years old .What would my other friends think ?


  • #69
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    daily washing


  • #70
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    For some reason samsung never put volume buttons on my laptop or gave a remote with it. My old Packard bell had both of these and I find it very annoying having to switch from full screen when watching something to turn the volume up and down.


  • #71
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,034 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Community welfare office won't give the daughter money for a new communion dress so she has to wear her sister's.


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  • #72
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    public sector not getting the increments they are entitled to


  • #73
    promethius42
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 167 ✭✭promethius42


    My HDTV only reads from a standard def source.


  • #74
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I can't decide whether to take a nap, or stay looking at boards. or to go collect my dole now or later.


  • #75
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    the cat wants more food


  • #76
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Lost my 3D glasses. Now I'll have to fork out €1.50 for a new pair.


  • #77
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    smash wrote: »
    Lost my 3D glasses. Now I'll have to fork out €1.50 for a new pair.

    Cinema only having 3 dimensions


  • #78
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Running out of toilet paper while on the bog


  • #79
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    4% iPhone battery remaining.... Phone charger located all the way upstairs.... Life is just one trial after another... Not a bit of wonder I'm on antidepressants!


  • #80
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    It was my birthday yesterday.Not a single solitary tenner in any of the cards. Not one, even from my Dad, who ALWAYS puts dosh in it. Wtf?!! :(


  • #81
    languagenerd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    100+ channels and NOTHING to watch :(


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  • #82
    Fbjm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭Fbjm


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have to go get my hair done but had gone back to bed for a snooze and now I'm too tired to get back up.

    Oh, and good luck in the exam!

    Only just saw your good luck edit now, so have a belated thanks :pac: It went well, I was overall happy with how I did. :D


  • #83
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    I'm really thirsty but the tap seems so far away.... :pac:


  • #84
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Feckless b1tch of a sharp-ass toblerone bar.

    Surely that stuff is against H&S now?


  • #85
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I'm in bed and I'm itchy EVERYWHERE.


  • #86
    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,904 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Lost my iPod today so I'll have to go out and shell out another €250 or so for a new one. Extra pissed off about since I'm fairly low on money at the moment.


  • #87
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    TV remote control won't work


  • #88
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Having to sit through ad breaks


  • #89
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/post/78828471


  • #90
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Soggy cornflakes


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  • #91
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    No nespresso cartridges left :(


  • #92
    Ciann
    Registered Users Posts: 40 ✭Ciann


    No straw with my capri sun :(


  • #93
    cutty9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭cutty9


    No condoms left. Guess I'll have to pull out :(


  • #94
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Butter that doesn't spread straight from the fridge


  • #95
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Over or under ripe bananas


  • #96
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Poppy seeds from my bagel stuck in my teeth


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  • #97
    AEDIC
    Registered Users Posts: 444 ✭✭AEDIC


    Paper cut from a crisp new €50 note


  • #98
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    cutty9 wrote: »
    No condoms left. Guess I'll have to pull out :(

    you could always take her to a chemist the next day for the morning after pill


  • #99
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Getting used bank notes from the ATM


  • #100
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    That last bit of ketchup that won't come out of the bottle no matter how much you shake it.


  • #101
    Apolloyon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Apolloyon


    There are NO starbucks near where I live NOR where I live :mad:. Also I ate all the pringles last night. So now I have NONE. Won't ANYONE feel my pain?


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