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First World Problems

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  • 19-05-2012 8:59am
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭


    Don't know if this has been done before, but I thought it'd be a good idea to have a thread where we can post any and all of the first world problems we're currently going through.

    I'll start: My dad bought me a very big breakfast before my exam today and now I'm far too full and feel a bit bloated.


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have to go get my hair done but had gone back to bed for a snooze and now I'm too tired to get back up.

    Oh, and good luck in the exam!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    My diamond shoes are too tight and my 500 euro notes don't fit in my wallet without folding them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    My new monocle hasn't arrived yet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,118 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Scumbag Siri just woke me up:mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I'm running out of cans of beer and currently have no access to an off licence unless I drink drive at noon, its cup final day and I've got to stay loaded. :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    My cat wont eat the caviar I bought her


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,958 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Yerss, it's bin dun B4. Inability to use the Search function = classic Boards FWP.

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭Fbjm


    bnt wrote: »
    Yerss, it's bin dun B4. Inability to use the Search function = classic Boards FWP.

    According to that link, it's been over seven months. I did search but it's been a while :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    Fbjm wrote: »
    Don't know if this has been done before
    It has.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=74940259

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73953535

    Browsing After Hours is like a dejavu recently.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Old Tom wrote: »

    You're new here. Most topics except current events have been done before.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,958 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Fbjm wrote: »
    According to that link, it's been over seven months. I did search but it's been a while :pac:
    We has long memories around these parts, stranger. How about a Merge?

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    You're new here.
    I'm here since about 2005-2006 and I can see that recently people ran out of ideas. Not that I care, just sayin... :rolleyes:


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Old Tom wrote: »
    I'm here since about 2005-2006 and I can see that recently people ran out of ideas. Not that I care, just sayin... :rolleyes:

    You didn't like the remake of the Karate Kid, did you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    You didn't like the remake of the Karate Kid, did you?
    Whatever...


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    The recession is a 1st world problem.


  • Registered Users Posts: 537 ✭✭✭vard


    Crying over vaguely similar thread topics which or may not have been posted before is most definitely a first world problem.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Old Tom wrote: »
    Whatever...

    Indifferent? Yes I felt the same about that particular movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 146 ✭✭alphanine


    Pink or brown?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Being terribly bored because I've finished the list of exams I need to study for. Life just isn't as exciting when you aren't spending your days frantically trying to cram a year's worth of material in a few weeks.

    ;(


  • Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    Being annoyed because you read something in the paper about the Government.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    the damn government is only giving me 180 Euros a week to sit on my ass and do noting, I mean I can only go out and get hammered once a week.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Depression, ADD, ADHD, Bipolar disorder, suicide, not being able to find the remote control for my laptop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    technically , we are the second world.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl




  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Here's a 1st world problem, a man protesting an "all you can eat" offer because he couldn't stop fùcking eating:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Here's a 1st world problem, a man protesting an "all you can eat" offer because he couldn't stop fùcking eating:


    They shod force feed him until he explodes, like in seven


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Here's a 1st world problem, a man protesting an "all you can eat" offer because he couldn't stop fùcking eating:


    The TV girl is hot.
    And I'd do the waitress too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Not being able to buy a new car every year for the new reg anymore, I get by, you have your good days and your bad days but its definitely getting easier to deal with the social isolation, eggs being thrown at my car the constant slander but I stay strong.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭Fbjm


    corktina wrote: »
    technically , we are the second world.....

    Pretty sure we stopped being second world round the 1920s.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    This whole joke gets on my nerves in a big way.


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