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When 72-year-old Pearl met her grandson , little did she realise

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  • #2
    SugarHigh
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    I just realised he is his mothers father.:D


  • #3
    The_Minister
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    I gagged a little reading that.


  • #4
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    she'd soon be 'pregnant' with his child

    http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/article/-/7124792/im-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/

    Oh holy god:D

    So does this mean that her kid will be her great grandchild?

    That's just wrong on so many levels.

    Steralise them both as they obviously lack the cognitive capacity to comprehend the consequences of this seriously idiotic decision.


  • #5
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I gagged a little reading that.
    I know, at least fry had the excuse of time travel.


  • #6
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    ughh, shame on those people, incest is the height of narcissism.


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  • #7
    Dennis the Stone
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    'Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.
    Ugh. Pair of loonies.


  • #8
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be "pregnant" and in love with my grandson.

    I don't know what's worse, the whole incest thing, or the fact that they decided to broadcast it to the world.


  • #9
    --LOS--
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    Einhard wrote: »
    I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be "pregnant" and in love with my grandson.

    I don't know what's worse, the whole incest thing, or the fact that they decided to broadcast it to the world.

    They are so up themselves.


  • #10
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    That is so wrong and ****ed up on so many levels.

    There are somethings I would rather not no about this is one of them.


  • #11
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Incest Granny porn, the new niche market

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • #12
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    I'm sorry, I just can't believe this


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
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    She's old enough to be his Grandmother..


  • #14
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    What?? Uggghhh. Can not be unread...


  • #15
    starbelgrade
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    I dunno what all the fuss & indignation is about, sure doesn't everyone love their granny?


    :p


  • #16
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    The grandmother isn't even that hot either.


  • #17
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I dunno what all the fuss & indignation is about, sure doesn't everyone love their granny?


    :p

    I sold her for a pack of Denny Rashers.


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rule 34.


  • #19
    --LOS--
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    The grandmother isn't even that hot either.

    I think he has been borrowing her glasses.


  • #20
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    I think he has been borrowing her glasses.

    I think he's been tripping out on her gases.


  • #21
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    The face on the surrogate mother is funny. A big grin plastered unconvincingly over a look of horror.

    I also noticed the bit where she gave her daughter (her boyfriend's mother) away "to avoid bringing her family into disrepute. That really backfired.


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  • #22
    Dennis the Stone
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    Phil nursed his mum for six months before she died. It was then he decided to track down his grandmother. It took three years before he found an address for Pearl and wrote to her.

    'I was stunned to get his letter,' says Pearl, who was now single. 'My heart jumped that I'd be re-united with a grandson. I wrote back immediately and included my phone number.'

    When Phil phoned Pearl, the pair admits they were both rather nervous. Pearl told Phil about being forced to give up Lynette for adoption, and Phil told Pearl about his mum dying of cancer.

    'We both cried but kept talking for three hours,' she says. 'When he emailed me a photo, I thought what a handsome and sexy man he was before pinching myself – he was my grandson!'

    I'm guessing your man has some deep issues concerning the loss of his mother and getting in touch/falling in love with nana might be connected to that. Either that or Pearl seduced him because she desperately needed someone to Phil her cavity.


  • #23
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    So this is what Freud spoke of, now I understa........nope.


  • #24
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I'm imagining him talking about the child and saying "He has his grandmother's eyes"

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #25
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Ah leave him alone, she probably just asked for a drive.


  • #26
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Ageispolis wrote: »
    I'm guessing your man has some deep issues concerning the loss of his mother and getting in touch/falling in love with nana might be connected to that. Either that or Pearl seduced him because she desperately needed someone to Phil her cavity.

    Her name might be Pearl but I'd say her days of having a tight moist clam are long behind her.


  • #27
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Her name might be Pearl but I'd say her days of having a tight moist clam are long behind her.
    Ah come on... There's humourous imagery and there's taking it too far :(

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #28
    starbelgrade
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    "Oh granny, what big eyes you have."

    "All the better to see you with."

    "Oh granny, what big ears you have."

    "All the better to hear you with."

    "Oh granny, what big nipples you have."

    "F*ck off ya dirty fecker, I'm not a dirty oul incestuous huer like my sister Pearl."


  • #29
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Her name might be Pearl but I'd say her days of having a tight moist clam are long behind her.

    Incontinence has a way of sorting things out for old folk. Ya got the image sciencenerd? :p


  • #30
    UrbanSea
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    The grandmother isn't even that hot either.

    I'd buck her


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  • #31
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    greetings wrote: »
    I'd buck her

    Mine's hotter.

    http://www.e-brighthorizons.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/naughty-granny.jpg


  • #32
    Sitec
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    that is rotten. phil is fairly desperate for his hole.


  • #33
    IvySlayer
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    *vomits all over keyboard*


  • #34
    jd007
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    Is this not illegal? I feel sorry for the child they're bringing into the world tbh.


  • #35
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    wait a minute everyone, the child isn't going to be hers, it's a donor egg, s'all good.


  • #36
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    oooo i'm gonna have nightmares i think! :P


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  • #37
    --LOS--
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    Red Storm wrote: »
    oooo i'm gonna have nightmares i think! :P

    oooo you sound like you're looking forward to that! the oooo is very confusing, sorry.


  • #38
    neilk32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭neilk32


    So if I get this right phil will be the baby's father while the baby being his aunt/uncle and pearl who will be the mother will also be the great grandmother.


  • #39
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    neilk32 wrote: »
    So if I get this right phil will be the baby's father while the baby being his aunt/uncle and pearl who will be the mother will also be the great grandmother.
    something like that yeah! christ its a geneaologists nightmare! :P


  • #40
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    wait a minute everyone, the child isn't going to be hers, it's a donor egg, s'all good.
    They're still making sweet passionate love

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #41
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    neilk32 wrote: »
    So if I get this right phil will be the baby's father while the baby being his aunt/uncle and pearl who will be the mother will also be the great grandmother.

    Reading that makes me twitch. No Pearl is nothing to the baby.


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  • #42
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    They're still making sweet passionate love
    *puke* In fairness though the poor woman probably hasn't had a ride in 25 years


  • #43
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Phil: "Gran, why are you doing that?"

    Pearl: "Now now, Granny knows best"


  • #44
    Iron Hide
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    --LOS-- wrote: »
    Reading that makes me twitch. No Pearl is nothing to the baby.
    Well not biologically, but in terms of geneaology she's the mother and great grandmother


  • #45
    --LOS--
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    Red Storm wrote: »
    Well not biologically, but in terms of geneaology she's the mother and great grandmother

    donor egg and surrogate, she's just the great grandmother.


  • #46
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Red Storm wrote: »
    Well not biologically, but in terms of geneaology she's the mother and great grandmother

    The two aren't exclusive.


  • #47
    jd007
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    Its almost as bad as reading the Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs!


  • #48
    kiffer
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    --LOS-- wrote: »
    donor egg and surrogate, she's just the grandmother.

    she's the grand mother of the father of the child... so she's the great-grandmother of the baby...


  • #49
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Eurgh, that's fùckin' sick!!

    Doesn't this create some sort of time paradox that'll open up a rip in the space-time continium?

    Either that or it's just plain fùckin' rotten!


  • #50
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    You know what's shocking? This thread has made it to the third page without one mention a 'pearl necklace'.


  • #51
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    You know what's shocking? This thread has made it to the third page without one mention a 'pearl necklace'.

    Arrghhhh! knacker!!! Luckey it's not him that's 72 and her thats' 26.I can see it now "I can't roide ya ,if me mickey gets damp I get rheumatism"

    Arrggghh jayzus what was I thinking ,thats enough ,cough ,cough ,YACK!!


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