Mohammed LOL

There is an Arab in a taxi……….

He asks the driver to turn off the radio and explains that he must not hear music

as decreed by his religion for in the time ofthe prophet, there was no music ... no radio…….

So the Paddy turns off the radio, stops the car, leans over and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him : "What are you doing?"

The driver replied : "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so get out of my car and wait for the next camel ."

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning

best taliban joke I have heard .....

-Knock Knock
-whose there?
-Navy SEALs!
-Navy SEALs who?

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only joking! Navy SEALs dont knock!

STORY OF 2 BEGGARS

This is how you can get rich….

Hasam and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London.

Habib begs just as long as Hasam but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Hasam brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Hasam 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Hasam says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Hasam says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.'

Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'?

Hasam shows Habib his sign.

It reads,

'I only need another £10 to move back to Syria.'

Thread starter could be sued in court. Maybe you didn't hear this news "Woman who insulted the Prophet Mohammed loses free speech case at the European Court of Human Rights". No religion or civilized society allows such kind of freedom of speeches. Keep in mind.

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