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I had a weird dream about David Cameron last night.

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  • 19-05-2010 12:03pm
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    StormWarrior
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    Last night I dreamt that I was at an airport, about to go on holiday. I was standing in the queue for the body scanner, when the airport workers announced that a new rule had been brought in, that each pasenger must strip totally naked right there in front of everyone to go through the scanner. I was really horrified when everyone in the queue, without complaining at all, just took off all of their clothes right there and I was surrounded by all these fat saggy old naked people. I didn't want to take my clothes off in public, and I noticed that David Cameron was standing in the queue next to me. So I started complaining to him about this rule, and asked him to change it immediately. I said that I didn't want to be forced to take my clothes off in public and he said, "You don't have to take your clothes off, you can choose not to go on holiday." I was furious, and then I woke up.


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    ibarelycare
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    I hate when people tell me about their dreams


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    Mr Benevolent
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    The UK is
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    AnonoBoy
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    Oh how interesting........ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!


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    hidinginthebush
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I hate when people tell me about their dreams

    +10000000


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    D-Generate
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I hate when people tell me about their dreams

    Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!


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    Misterpphead
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    I think thats 'standard issue' of how governments introduce there crazy policies....by limiting your options & pushing you into willing submission.


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    I hate when people tell me about their dreams

    Whats even worse is when people only tell you part of their dreams and leave out all the juicy details


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    AnonoBoy
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    D-Generate wrote: »
    Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!

    ARRGGGHHH!!! I've had that.

    In a mood all morning for something that she imagined I did.

    Glad I'm rid of that one.


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    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Kaison Flabby Fiddle wrote: »
    Whats even worse is when people only tell you part of their dreams and leave out all the juicy details


    Quiet you :mad:


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    happyfriday
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    D-Generate wrote: »
    Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!

    I've done that only a few times in like 8 years and the only reason I did it was because it felt so real and for the first hour or so after waking up I was very confused and not sure if it had happened or not. It's hard to explain but for a little while you are trying to figure out wtf has happened. I think it's like an anxiety dream or something, thankfully my OH is patient when it comes my crazies as I am to his! :)


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    StormWarrior
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    My clingy ex boyfriend once dreamt that as I was leaving the house to go to the gym I asked him, "Do you have a spare condom I can use?" And when he asked why I said, "Because I'm meeting what's-his-name at the gym now."
    From then on every time I went to the gym he asked me if I was cheating on him, it was very annoying.


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    L.Jenkins
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    Reminds me of a Borat interview and how it took him 17 hours to w**k of a Donkey. Strange!!!


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    stovelid
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    Do you always dream in poorly disguised Third Way political metaphors?


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    ejmaztec
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    D-Generate wrote: »
    Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!

    Think yourself lucky that you don't wake up in excruciating agony, to see your blood-spattered nuts hanging from the lampshade.


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    bonerm
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    That dream would have been a lot more entertaining had it ended....

    ".... and then David Cameroon and I tore each others clothes off and had explosions of love in each others mouths."


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    Darksaga87
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    MLK: "I HAD A DREAM!"

    People: "Ah would ya ever shu'p...."


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    NothingMan
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    D-Generate wrote: »
    Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!


    I really have to start reading usernames and not relying on avatars. I just saw the train and as I was reading the post I was just thinking, "It must be a dream, Brummytom has never had a girlfriend, let alone girlfriends."


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    Lux23
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    I had a sex dream about David Cameron, it was nasty. PM me for details. Ha Ha Ha.


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    SoulTrader
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    You lost me at "Cameron".


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    faceman
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    Not a good sign when your dreams are that boring! :p


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    Biggins
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    Wake me up before ya go-go..


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    Dravokivich
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Wake me up before ya cum-cum..

    ;)


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    brummytom
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    Any dream where Cameron's not getting murdered would be classed as a nightmare for me


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    AnonoBoy
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    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    MLK: "I HAD A DREAM!"

    Have a dream.

    It's "I Have a Dream!"


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    ejmaztec
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    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Have a dream.

    It's "I Have a Dream!"

    He was referring to Michael Luther-King, Martin's lesser-known brother, who had a dream.


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