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Husband Has Enough - and jumps out of moving car!

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    #32
    Abi
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    up for anything wrote: »
    He should have been more responsible about birth control and then he wouldn't be stuck in a car with three kids and rant wife.


    Hes married to her, there maybe an outside chance that the kids were planned like..


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    #33
    ScumLord
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    "STFU WOMAN!!"



    This has been a message from the road safety authority.


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    #34
    biko
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    I hope she was driving, he seems a bit emotionally unstable tbh.


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    #35
    Abi
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    biko wrote: »
    I hope she was driving, he seems a bit emotionally unstable tbh.


    I'd love to know what it was she was saying to him that he actually thought jumping out was the best plan :pac:


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    #36
    WindSock
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    I nearly did that one time with my sister driving. I managed to wait until we were stopped at the lights though.


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    #37
    up for anything
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Hes married to her, there maybe an outside chance that the kids were planned like..

    Longshot. 300-1 on the first, evens on the second and apathy on the third.


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    #38
    Abi
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    up for anything wrote: »
    Longshot. 300-1 on the first, evens on the second and apathy on the third.


    Maybe she had just told him she was pregnant again, and he decided to just get out of the car :pac:


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    #39
    DamoDLK
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    Jaysus, you'd have to wonder at what point during a 'chat' would the better option be to jump out a moving car.

    Poor fecker, thought that jumping and possible getting killed was the better option than listening to the missus...

    Funny thing is you know she'll go to town giving out to him when hes out of hospital...


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    #40
    stovelid
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    up for anything wrote: »
    Great example to his kids! :rolleyes:

    If my Da had taken a stunt-man tumble out of a moving car in front of me when I was a young lad, I would have been speechless with admiration?


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    #41
    up for anything
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Maybe she had just told him she was pregnant again, and he decided to just get out of the car :pac:

    The withdrawal method. Someone should have told him it doesn't work, ever! :D


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    #42
    Bonito
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fRygvP5hk


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    #43
    stepbar
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Why should she have stopped talking, just because he rudely asked her to? :confused:

    He sounds like a melodramatic eejit! He leaped out of a moving car just because someone wouldn't follow his command.
    Pics plz! :pac:

    You make the assumption she was right.......


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    #44
    Biggins
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Pics plz! :pac:

    1qoacp.jpg


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    #45
    Bonito
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    stepbar wrote: »
    You make the assumption she was right.......
    Women are always right.


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    #46
    Tail Wagger
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    My first wife could moan for Ireland, and when she moaned she bucking moaned. I was driving through Dunlaoghaire at the time, and I was driving a fiat 600 front doors opened the opposite way from to days cars.

    She was in the front passenger seat and my son at the time was about 2 and a bit, she moaned so much she didn't notice my son had reached for the door handle. The door opened and the wind caught the door and out the door my son went, lucky for my son she had held on to his legs, as I slowed down he was sprawled out the car door holding on to the door handle and the wife holding his legs. Maybe he was actually trying to jump out the door because she was moaning, like your man the OP is talking about...!


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    #47
    mooman
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Maybe she had just told him she was pregnant again, and he decided to just get out of the car :pac:

    In that case he should have pushed her out


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    #48
    blueyedson
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    Hmmm.. that'll teach her not to nag again...:pac:


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    #49
    Abi
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    mooman wrote: »
    In that case he should have pushed her out

    Nyes, thats right. Women get pregnant aaaaallllll by themselves ;)


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    #50
    Midnight_EG
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Nyes, thats right. Women get pregnant aaaaallllll by themselves ;)

    Ask yer one Mary about that....y'know....the Virgin one....


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
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    did noone ever teach him to tuck 'n' roll?


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    #52
    vixtro
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    That was hilarious! Who was driving the vehicle? And if he's got health insurance, I'm interested in how he's going to explain it to them.


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    #53
    Gunsfortoys
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    vixtro wrote: »
    That was hilarious! Who was driving the vehicle? And if he's got health insurance, I'm interested in how he's going to explain it to them.


    Im sure they have "moaning beatch" cover inclusive.


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    #54
    Tar.Aldarion
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    liah wrote: »
    Who.. who was driving..? :eek:

    God, I hope it wasn't the woman. :eek:


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    #55
    hussey
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    I bet it wasn't as cool as Jumping dog!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XglerJReYfQ


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