I caught one!! He's trapped in me drawer

Princess Peach · 16-03-2012 12:32am #1

I caught me a leprechaun.

I found him at the end of a Rainbow. Rainbow is the midget night in the strip club, he was outside fighting with the bouncer at the end of it, little tiny fists hitting the shins. I threw my hat over him and walked home with him wrestling to escape and cold ears.

I have him locked in my drawer. I throw in a bottle on cough medicine every few hours to keep him quiet. Sadly he lost his crock of gold to a stripper named Miss Lucky Charms, so I don't have them riches. Just me 3 wishes.....

FTGFOP · 16-03-2012 1:44am

There's a leprechaun in your drawers? Well, I guess that makes them your lucky draw's!

Star Lord · 16-03-2012 2:18am

He's probably gonna try to kill you when he sobers up!!! O_O

I saw a movie about it before.

Is this him?

Sarky · 16-03-2012 11:35am

THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS

Oranage2 · 16-03-2012 12:20pm

But I thought they sh!t lucky Charms?

Sindri · 16-03-2012 1:19pm

Sarky wrote: »

THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS

That's his rainbow thruster. Whenever you see a rainbow it's like the contrail from a plane, it's them travellin'. And they have their crock of gold because rainbow travel is expensive and Ryanair doesn't except Leprechauns on it's flights which is discrimination.

TeddyTedson · 16-03-2012 1:52pm

Unclean unclean!

Princess Peach · 16-03-2012 2:46pm

Sarky wrote: »

THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS

I love things that poop rainbows. Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan.

Hope he gets some on my boring white clothes.

I'm going out now, left him some whiskey and a magazine. Keep him out of trouble for a few hours.

Sindri · 16-03-2012 3:03pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

I love things that poop rainbows. Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan.

Hope he gets some on my boring white clothes.

I'm going out now, left him some whiskey and a magazine. Keep him out of trouble for a few hours.

Stop beating me in Mario Kart! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Princess Peach · 19-03-2012 6:03pm

The police made me leave him go. He wasn't a leprechaun at all, just a bearded midget and apparently I was drunk for 4 days.

At least he fulfilled a few of my wishes

Oranage2 · 19-03-2012 6:23pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

The police made me leave him go. He wasn't a leprechaun at all, just a bearded midget and apparently I was drunk for 4 days.

At least he fulfilled a few of my wishes

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