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FECK! I've lost my taste buds :(

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  • 24-12-2009 4:30pm
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    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,208 ✭✭✭✭


    Right, drank about 600ml of JD yesterday then pints, not too late of a session and was in bed by about 4-5am.

    But today I can't taste a thing :(

    OJ for brekkie - couldn't taste it
    Greasy takeaway lunch to cure the stomach - couldn't taste it
    Now i'm drinking a can of Bulmers, and can't taste a thing :(

    WTF's going on here then?


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Um, well, you haven't lost them, they are just dulled, how about stop drinking for a while?


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Bordering on medical advice, but as a doctor I can tell you: You're dying.

    Merry Christmas.


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    Gillington
    Registered Users Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Thats incredible,I found some taste buds about 4-5am.


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    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,208 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Um, well, you haven't lost them, they are just dulled, how about stop drinking for a while?
    Stop drinking? You havin' a laugh.. it's the only time of the year you can get away with drinking at any house :pac:
    Karoma wrote: »
    Bordering on medical advice, but as a doctor I can tell you: You're dying.

    Merry Christmas.
    Karoma dearest, we're *all* dying :P


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    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,208 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Gillington wrote: »
    Thats incredible,I found some taste buds about 4-5am.
    Stick them up on eBay there and i'll chance me arm


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    biko
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    It's the JD, try whiskey instead.


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    Karoma dearest, we're *all* dying :P
    Did we go to Doctor University together?! Ah well, manners dictate that I invite you to die first (So do the voices.)


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    tolosenc
    Registered Users Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    Karoma dearest, we're *all* dying :P

    WHAT DID YOU DO?!


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    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Can happen to dying people. :)


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    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    A similar thing happens to you when you smoke.


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    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Brush your teeth ya dirt mongrel.


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    kiad
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭kiad


    Try looking under the sofa. I lost my watch last week and I found it under my sofa. Its worth a shot


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    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    So basically your diet looked like this?

    Alcohol-Alcohol-Acid-Grease-Alcohol

    Jaysus!


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    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    Right, drank about 600ml of JD yesterday then pints, not too late of a session and was in bed by about 4-5am.

    But today I can't taste a thing :(

    OJ for brekkie - couldn't taste it
    Greasy takeaway lunch to cure the stomach - couldn't taste it
    Now i'm drinking a can of Bulmers, and can't taste a thing :(

    WTF's going on here then?
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its dinner of the year tomorrow and you cant taste BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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    The Saint
    Registered Users Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    At least you can fill up on Brussel sprouts tomorrow without wanting to puke.


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    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,208 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    MarkR wrote: »
    Brush your teeth ya dirt mongrel.
    I did, I even brushed my tongue!
    **Timbuk2** wrote: »
    So basically your diet looked like this?

    Alcohol-Alcohol-Acid-Grease-Alcohol

    Jaysus!
    Pretty epic, eh? The folks in Beer Guts Receeding Hairlines forum would be proud
    weeder wrote: »
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its dinner of the year tomorrow and you cant taste BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    :(


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    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    Right, drank about 600ml of JD yesterday then pints, not too late of a session and was in bed by about 4-5am.

    But today I can't taste a thing :(

    OJ for brekkie - couldn't taste it
    Greasy takeaway lunch to cure the stomach - couldn't taste it
    Now i'm drinking a can of Bulmers, and can't taste a thing :(

    WTF's going on here then?

    Jack Daniels, the whiskey for people who don't like whiskey


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    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,208 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    markok84 wrote: »
    Jack Daniels, the whiskey for people who don't like whiskey

    I don't give a toss what it is or isint... it tastes nice!


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    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    I don't give a toss what it is or isint... it tastes nice!
    Did you puke? just outa curiosity, sometimes that destroys the tastebuds for a few days.


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    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Go to an Asian store and get yourself some proper chillies.

    They're as hot as your sister.


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    JohnCleary
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    markok84 wrote: »
    Did you puke? just outa curiosity, sometimes that destroys the tastebuds for a few days.

    Nope


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Eat a chili. That'll cut through your lack of taste for a while. :D


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    uncle-mofo
    Registered Users Posts: 259 ✭✭uncle-mofo


    600ml of whiskey and cans? That's just plain irresponsible. Pull it back a notch if you want your liver to work past 40.


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    AnonoBoy
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    uncle-mofo wrote: »
    600ml of whiskey and cans? That's just plain irresponsible. Pull it back a notch if you want your liver to work past 40.

    He's worried about his taste buds Dr. Buzzkill, not his liver just yet.


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    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Only 600ml of whiskey.

    Thats a pack of BS. It should take at least 2 bottles before your bodily functions begin to deteriorate.


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    reggiethefirst
    Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭reggiethefirst


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    I don't give a toss what it is or isint... it tastes nice!

    You lost your taste buds long ago sir.


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    #28
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I was expecting the OP to have a (Red Dwarf in Dublin) Cat-like fashion crisis

    [Dublin Accent]....I've lost my taste, Buds!!!!!! [/Dublin Accent]


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    #29
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users Posts: 10,208 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    uncle-mofo wrote: »
    600ml of whiskey and cans? That's just plain irresponsible. Pull it back a notch if you want your liver to work past 40.
    Thanks clownface, but i'm not looking for advise about my internal organs.... just my taste buds
    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    He's worried about his taste buds Dr. Buzzkill, not his liver just yet.
    Thank you :D
    orourkeda wrote: »
    Only 600ml of whiskey.

    Thats a pack of BS. It should take at least 2 bottles before your bodily functions begin to deteriorate.
    Oh yes!
    reggiethefirst wrote: »
    You lost your taste buds long ago sir.
    Meh :p


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    #30
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Your not drinking enough JD


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    #31
    Astrogeek
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    Down a load of water, see if you sleep it off, you could be getting a head cold.


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