Your Ideal Christmas Dinner

Nice to see that the majority seem to be going for the traditional Xmas dinner. This kind of thread appears on all sorts of forums every year. Usually most of the responses seem to be from food snobs and Sainsburys food add writers.

Oh one is sick of the monotony of having turkey all the time. This year one has gone for a Norfolk wild fowl, stuffed with a rosemary and basil blah with a lightly glazed roast legume and a blah blah sauce blah blah blah

FFS. Yeah the terrible monotony of eating something once every 365 days :rolleyes:

Big mofo of a Turkey.
Pale Ham
Smoked Ham
Mashed Potato
Roast Potato
Sprouts
Carrots
Celery
Tonnes of Thyme and Parsley Stuffing(breadcrumbs and Sausage meat)
and Litres and Litres of yummy gravy

Bit of Christmas cake
Bit of Christmas Pud
Banana Boat

Open belt, button and fly

and slump in the couch watching telly with all the family with everyone farting in chorus.

I ****ing love Christmas Day!!

you are all too posh....


tayto roll Any day of the week ( including Christmas and some leap years )