Cheesy End-of-movie Oneliners?

Mr E · 27-12-2002 1:00am #1

Whats your favourite cheesy end-of-movie bad guy death oneliner?

Examples...

Terminator: "You're terminated, f**ker!"

Jaws: "Smile, you son of a b*tch!"

True Lies: "You're fired!" (as he fires the bad guy on the end of a missile)

Titanic: "That painting sucked! Die Jack die!" (well, maybe that's wishful thinking)

Anyone got any favourites?

- Dave.

Ruu_Old · 27-12-2002 1:27am

hmm Arnie in the end of Commando...i think the quote is right

Arnie: "Let off some steam Bennett" (as he blows up some gas cylinder or something where Bennett(bad guy

) is)

bad so very bad

Riamfada · 27-12-2002 1:34am

Its not the end of the movie but in COmmando:

Meber I zed ied keel u last .......... I lied

Ruu_Old · 27-12-2002 1:42am

another stupid one from Star Trek:First Contact

Picard: Are you alright?
Data: I would imagine i look worse than i...feel

silly androids

Pigman · 27-12-2002 3:38am

'The Running Man'

Arnie: I'll Be Back
ChatShowHost: Only in a Re-run

lili · 04-01-2003 7:19am

last sentence of 'gone with the wind'
said by reth butler to scarlett.
not sure of the exact english words but must be :

frankly my dear, i don't have a damn.

Pigman · 04-01-2003 1:34pm

Emil from Robocop : "You're a college boy? Well I bet you think you're pretty smart then? Do you think you could outsmart a bullet?"

sceptre · 04-01-2003 2:58pm

Originally posted by lili
last sentence of 'gone with the wind'
said by reth butler to scarlett.
not sure of the exact english words but must be :

frankly my dear, i don't have a damn.

That's Rhett's last line - Scarlett manages to get in a few dodgy lines after, finishing the movie with the pretty bad

After all ... tomorrow is another day.

Fiddle-dee-dee indeed

lili · 04-01-2003 3:15pm

you're right:)
do you think she found out the way to make him back to her?

the66electric · 05-01-2003 4:21pm

Its not from the end but in Total Recall when Ahnoldt shoots a hole smack bang in the centre of Sharon Stone's forehead...

'Considi dad a divuace...'

Thorbar · 05-01-2003 6:02pm

Steven Seagul in exit wounds. Its not the end of the movie not does he die but its still an awful line. He's just come out of some building and a gang is trying to steal he's car, que the classic:

What am I a sh1te magnet?

Repli · 16-08-2003 11:58pm

Pigman that was in the middle of Robocop not the end
The ending line of Robocop was funny... "That's some nice shootin kid, what's your name"
Robocop: "Murphy... (cheesy smile)"

tman · 17-08-2003 12:24am

Originally posted by Repli
Pigman that was in the middle of Robocop not the end

his running man quote was from the middle of the film too:rolleyes:
tis a goldmine for oneliners tho "he had to split", "chill out" etc etc

Pigman II · 17-08-2003 10:24am

Originally posted by tman
his running man quote was from the middle of the film too:rolleyes:

Eh.... thanks!

It's always worthwhile hearing the opinions of people who spend their Saturday nights (not only) in front of a computer (but also) nitpicking posts from 8 MONTHS AGO.

vengeance52 · 17-08-2003 11:23am

another classic line from commando is when arnie is holding a bad guy over a cliff by the ankle and drops him.

When the girl asked what did he do with the bad guy, arnie replyed

" I let him go"

Brillent

"Arnie for President"

Retr0gamer · 17-08-2003 12:14pm

Not really a one-liner but arnies thumbs up at the end of T2 had me cringing.

Smiler · 19-08-2003 11:31am

Arnie from Predator when he knifes a guy to the wall

"Stick around!!!"

Classic........:cool:

Miguel_Sanchez · 19-08-2003 12:53pm

Last line from Eraser after the bad guys (James Caan included?) have had their car stranded on railway tracks in front of an oncoming locomotive.

When asked what happened Arnie replies "They caught a train."

Repli · 19-08-2003 11:37pm

Or at the start of Robocop 1 when the guy blows Murphys arm off and says "Well..... GIVE THE MAN A HAND!'' ROFL

WhiteWashMan · 21-08-2003 4:07pm

cheesey end of movie quotes:

4 weddings and a funrel when hugh grant says to andy mcdowl thats tis raining.
and she says,
is it?

and then everyone vomits

Kali · 21-08-2003 4:22pm

Insomnia.

"now i can sleep" or something equally turgid. good movie. **** last line.

bloggs · 21-08-2003 4:27pm

I wonder what one liner Arnie will have when he wins Gov?

BTW, did anyone see his promo adds on American TV, they are weird! LIke something from Total Recall or something

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