A knob like a matchstick :)

DarkJager · 23-08-2007 2:04pm #1

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1281025,00.html

All I can say is ouch...:D

Ruu_Old · 23-08-2007 2:05pm

Look out the chaps from BG & RH so! :eek:

She lost her temper as he sat watching TV - naked and sipping vodka.

DarkJager · 23-08-2007 2:07pm

Na, vodka isn't a real mans drink.

WindSock · 23-08-2007 2:07pm

He must have been a hot rod.

Caliden · 23-08-2007 2:13pm

I guess his loins were really burning for some sex.

WindSock · 23-08-2007 2:26pm

Goodness gracious...

DRakE · 23-08-2007 2:26pm

That Certainly Got Her Hot And Bothered Eh?

Giblet · 23-08-2007 2:30pm

I guess his knob was on fire!

Duggy747 · 23-08-2007 2:34pm

Goodness Gracious, great balls of fire!! I guess she was hot fore head!

*groan*

Mr Magnolia · 23-08-2007 2:37pm

DarkJager wrote:

Na, vodka isn't a real mans drink.

Boris drank it. It's a real man's drink.

Caliden · 23-08-2007 2:38pm

DRakE wrote:

That Certainly Got Her Hot And Bothered Eh?

She better be careful of he might FIRE off a load in her face!

eh eh?

DRakE · 23-08-2007 2:42pm

I guess he couldn't match his ex-wife's fiery temper heh heh heh

DRakE · 23-08-2007 2:42pm

Giblet wrote:

I guess his knob was on fire!

ok this is the winner ^

Plug · 23-08-2007 2:43pm

Caliden wrote:

She better be careful of he might FIRE off a load in her face!

eh eh?

I actually laughed at that one:D

We have a new winner.

Caliden · 23-08-2007 2:44pm

It's a wonder he was able stick around for 3 years, he must have a warm heart.

WindSock · 23-08-2007 2:45pm

Giblet wrote:

I guess his knob was on fire!

I don't get it

The Bollox · 23-08-2007 2:45pm

the rocket in his pocket must have gone off

WindSock · 23-08-2007 2:46pm

I wonder does he feel a burning sensation when he pees?

smashey · 23-08-2007 2:47pm

He didn't light up her life any more so she lit up his. Knob.

Ruu_Old · 23-08-2007 2:47pm

I bet the problem was an old flame.

/me gets coat

Crumble Froo · 23-08-2007 2:48pm

Ruu wrote:

I bet the problem was an old flame.

/me gets coat

i laughed most at that! >_<

Plug · 23-08-2007 2:48pm

Pepperoni and penis pizza anyone?

The Bollox · 23-08-2007 2:50pm

Plug wrote:

THIS FTW

he lost the head

*tap tap tap tap* *slam* *engine roars*

DarkJager · 23-08-2007 2:51pm

"Yeah I'd like some extra slices of penis and some green peppers please"

Duggy747 · 23-08-2007 2:52pm

Brings a whole new meaning to the term Fire Crotch

*nudge, nudge*

I bet he gets a burning sensation when he pees

*slaps knee in much hilariouty!!*

WindSock · 23-08-2007 2:53pm

Willy ever recover, do you think?

Gizzle · 23-08-2007 2:55pm

Richard Burns

Slow Motion · 23-08-2007 2:56pm

I wonder if he still carries a torch for her ?

swingking · 23-08-2007 2:57pm

gives a whole new meaning to the term hot sex

DRakE · 23-08-2007 2:57pm

boreds wrote:

I don't get it

Duggy747 · 23-08-2007 2:57pm

I guess the nickname for the forehead "Fireman's helmet" makes a lot of sense to him now!

Tar.Aldarion · 23-08-2007 3:00pm

really furthers the Russian stereotypes.

Plug · 23-08-2007 3:01pm

boreds wrote:

Willy ever recover, do you think?

Ha Ha brillaint:D

WindSock · 23-08-2007 3:02pm

DRakE wrote:

http://www.retard-o-rama.com/th_cartman_retard.jpg

If I wanted a to see what you look like, I would have asked

The Bollox · 23-08-2007 3:03pm

DRakE wrote:

ROFL! I was watching that episode yesterday. classic

superfly · 23-08-2007 3:21pm

she was trying to make a Molotov Cocktail

Tar.Aldarion · 23-08-2007 3:23pm

Yeah, but she cocked it up.

WindSock · 23-08-2007 3:24pm

Plug wrote:

Pepperoni and penis pizza anyone?

Slap some salami on it, and it's sold!

Duggy747 · 23-08-2007 3:27pm

That'll surely bring a tear to his (Jap) eye

It BeeMee · 23-08-2007 3:28pm

"I said 'blow it' not 'blow it out' "

Caliden · 23-08-2007 3:28pm

DRakE wrote:

Bwahaha classic

Tha Gopher · 23-08-2007 3:33pm

In order to do any significant damage i can only guess he had slobbered a severe amount of vodka onto his lad and it acted as an accelerant.

Im surprised he didnt notice this beforehand. While ive never tried it i cant imagine vodka interacting with your japs eye is the most pleasurable feeling in the world.

Caliden · 23-08-2007 3:35pm

Tha Gopher wrote:

In order to do any significant damage i can only guess he had slobbered a severe amount of vodka onto his lad and it acted as an accelerant.

Im surprised he didnt notice this beforehand. While ive never tried it i cant imagine vodka interacting with your japs eye is the most pleasurable feeling in the world.

I can't be worse than vodka through the eye surely

Jesus Wept · 23-08-2007 4:16pm

I bet she does almost no prison time for this.

If a man did this to his wife, he would be vindicated a lot more.

And she should be too, disgusting. Hope she falls down a lift shaft.

Tar.Aldarion · 23-08-2007 4:19pm

If you follow, I think you think vindicate means the opposite of what vindicate means, if you follow.

WindSock · 23-08-2007 4:21pm

The-Rigger wrote:

I Hope she falls down a lift shaft.

So she would get shafted down a shaft for lighting his shaft.

Exit · 23-08-2007 4:35pm

I'm genuinely wondering... did she stick a match down his eye and then light it while he was out drunk, or did she just throw alcohol and a match at him?

Plug · 23-08-2007 4:38pm

Ahh poor Mickey Byrne, His wife is a firey bitch, willy he get better?

23-08-2007 4:39pm

Yah how did she do it ?
I can't imagine any man sitting still while an ex does that to him

Giblet · 23-08-2007 4:51pm

She was a fire breather and a sword swallower in the circus.

Tha Gopher · 23-08-2007 5:15pm

Giblet wrote:

She was a fire breather and a sword swallower in the circus.

ROFL

Took a minute to get mind.....

A knob like a matchstick :)

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