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A knob like a matchstick :)

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    really furthers the Russian stereotypes. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    boreds wrote:
    Willy ever recover, do you think?
    Ha Ha brillaint:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    DRakE wrote:

    If I wanted a to see what you look like, I would have asked :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    DRakE wrote:
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    ROFL! I was watching that episode yesterday. classic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭superfly


    she was trying to make a Molotov Cocktail


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yeah, but she cocked it up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Plug wrote:

    Slap some salami on it, and it's sold!


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    That'll surely bring a tear to his (Jap) eye


  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    "I said 'blow it' not 'blow it out' "


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    DRakE wrote:
    th_cartman_retard.jpg


    Bwahaha classic


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    In order to do any significant damage i can only guess he had slobbered a severe amount of vodka onto his lad and it acted as an accelerant.

    Im surprised he didnt notice this beforehand. While ive never tried it i cant imagine vodka interacting with your japs eye is the most pleasurable feeling in the world.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    Tha Gopher wrote:
    In order to do any significant damage i can only guess he had slobbered a severe amount of vodka onto his lad and it acted as an accelerant.

    Im surprised he didnt notice this beforehand. While ive never tried it i cant imagine vodka interacting with your japs eye is the most pleasurable feeling in the world.

    I can't be worse than vodka through the eye surely


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I bet she does almost no prison time for this.

    If a man did this to his wife, he would be vindicated a lot more.

    And she should be too, disgusting. Hope she falls down a lift shaft.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    If you follow, I think you think vindicate means the opposite of what vindicate means, if you follow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The-Rigger wrote:
    I Hope she falls down a lift shaft.

    So she would get shafted down a shaft for lighting his shaft.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    I'm genuinely wondering... did she stick a match down his eye and then light it while he was out drunk, or did she just throw alcohol and a match at him?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Ahh poor Mickey Byrne, His wife is a firey bitch, willy he get better?


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yah how did she do it ?
    I can't imagine any man sitting still while an ex does that to him


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    She was a fire breather and a sword swallower in the circus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Giblet wrote:
    She was a fire breather and a sword swallower in the circus.

    ROFL :D

    Took a minute to get mind.....


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