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  • 01-02-2013 2:57pm
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    davet82
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    PORN legend Ron Jeremy is fighting for his life after doctors performed emergency surgery on the adult actor.

    The 59-year-old drove himself to hospital after suffering chest pains where doctors found he suffered an aneurysm near his heart.

    His manager Mike Easterman told celeb gossip website TMZ that the movie star's condition worsened after the op and he was in intensive care.

    However, a second surgery at Cedars-Sinai Hospital, in Los Angeles, was said to have gone "smoothly".

    Easterman said: "Ron is now resting with complete privacy and no visitors."
    Ron has appeared in over 2,000 porn flicks, including recent films called: 21 Hump Street, Breaking Bad XXX, and A Christmas Orgy.

    We love you Ron! :D


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    #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I'll rub one out in his honor


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    "movie star"

    really?


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    Ihatecuddles-old
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    I'd say the nurses are crapping themselves...taking his blood pressure and reminding him this real life and not a porno


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    admiralofthefleet
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    I hope he pulls out... Sorry, pulls through


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »
    "movie star"

    really?

    Yes.. he's starred in lots of movies.

    He's also been in a tonne of films in a non-pornographic role.


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    admiralofthefleet
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    Yes.. he's starred in lots of movies.

    He's also been in a tonne of films in a non-pornographic role.

    probably as a fluffer


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    TheBody
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    It must be HARD for him at this difficult time.


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    squod
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    He said aneurysm.


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    #10
    smash
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    Come on hedgehog, you can pull through this... you've literally pulled through worse!


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    Drakares
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    21 Hump Street
    :D


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    castletownman
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    I saw the deleted scenes of a porno once when the nurses actually did check the patients vitals.

    Maybe that's all this is


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    crockholm
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    this one might have a bi-valve scene


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    Stinicker
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    Dangerous stuff that Viagra, looks like he's having a hard time.


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    Funkfield
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    I met him once.

    Lovely guy.

    /name dropping


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Just imagine the face on the nurses if he played porn music every time they walked in.

    He's wasting his hospital stay :(


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    ejmaztec
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    I wonder if he's an organ donor.


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    davet82
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I wonder if he's an organ donor.

    bagsy it! :D


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,982 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    davet82 wrote: »
    bagsy it! :D

    After all those years it's probably worn away to a two foot stump.:(


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    After all those years it's probably worn away to a two foot stump.:(

    meh still bigger than mine ;)


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I tried to find pictures of his knob but I can't. Is it huge?


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    aaronjumper
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    Funkfield wrote: »
    I met him once.

    Lovely guy.

    Did he clean your pipes?


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    AnonoBoy
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    Funkfield wrote: »
    I met him once.

    Lovely guy.

    /pants dropping

    FYP.


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    c_man
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    castletownman wrote: »
    I saw the deleted scenes of a porno once...

    ^^^ The Mark Kermode of porn here folks


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    biko
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    Tbh, he hasn't been in the best form recently.


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    phasers
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    Breaking Bad XXX? lol


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    #27
    smash
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    biko wrote: »
    Tbh, he hasn't been in the best form recently.
    It all wend town hill after he was photographed doing a girl doggy style while eating a cake while the plate was resting on her back!


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    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    smash wrote: »
    It all wend town hill after he was photographed doing a girl doggy style while eating a cake while the plate was resting on her back!

    What's wrong with that, it's how I spend my birthdays!


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    #29
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Anybody any news on Ron?

    I'm worried sick :(


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    #30
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Don't say a prayer for me now, save it 'till the morning after


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