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Funeral Playlist

  • 19-04-2014 9:54pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭


    I'm drunk and I thought it would be a fun idea for everyone to choose five songs to be played at their funeral. I'll offer my contribution tomorrow.

    Bonus points for the person that has the saddest playlist.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,658 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    The Jam - Going Underground.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    I'm drunk and I thought it would be a fun idea for everyone to choose five songs to be played at their funeral. I'll offer my contribution tomorrow.

    Bonus points for the person that has the saddest playlist.

    Always look on the bright side of life ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Living in a box


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭loveisdivine


    Rolling Stones - Start Me Up :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    How is this fun?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Funeral Music should be chosen by the priest, you heathen; and if he chooses anything other than medieval chanting then he's a heathen too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Perry Como- Forever and ever.

    Holy crap that's a tear jerker if I've ever heard one. Especially when their husband/wife is still alive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    How is this fun?

    Because you'll be dead and we'll be partying to some funky tunes.

    On that note


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    catallus wrote: »
    Funeral Music should be chosen by the priest, you heathen; and if he chooses anything other than medieval chanting then he's a heathen too.

    Don't need a priest to be buried.

    anyway here's five for starters .....


    1. In the Mood. Glenn Miller
    2. Shine on You Crazy Diamond. Pink Floyd
    3. The Parting Glass. Liam Clancy
    4. The Internationale. Billy Bragg version.
    5. You'll Never Walk Alone. any recording from Anfield.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    FEAR - "now your dead"....anyone that knows me would get a laugh out of it!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,191 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Chopin's Sonata No 2 in B-flat minor (for piano, obviously).
    Puccini's Un Bel Di, performed by Renata Tebaldi
    In The Mood by the Glen Miller Orchestra
    Take Five by the Dave Brubeck quartet
    If you leave me now by Chicago


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,191 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    catallus wrote: »
    Funeral Music should be chosen by the priest, you heathen; and if he chooses anything other than medieval chanting then he's a heathen too.

    There won't be a priest at my funeral!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Every breath you take - the police

    Just for the lyrics


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Meat loaf, like a bat out of hell.

    Honestly, could not give a toss. I'll be gone. If those left behind what to do a thing to help them through, more power to them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    I thought he was saying good luck he was saying goodbye - Mary Black


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Garth Brooks - If Tomorrow Never Comes.

    I want everyone bawling hysterically.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Green Day, Time of your life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    I'm drunk and I thought it would be a fun idea for everyone to choose five songs to be played at their funeral. I'll offer my contribution tomorrow.

    Bonus points for the person that has the saddest playlist.

    I demand the drunken playlist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    My Priest does not allow music to be played at funerals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Wave of mutilation and monkey gone to heaven by the pixies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Kirstie mac coll days....says it all!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 65 ✭✭paintinglasses


    Worlds greatest -R. Kelly...;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    There will be no music. It is only a platform for performers. There will be a short speech exhorting those present to continue the battle against ignorance, superstition, corruption, thug violence and moronic destruction of civilisation. Then it's back to the trenches. The final benediction will be "fix bayonets".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    Easy skanking.
    Don't fear the reaper.
    Run like hell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    Frigging in the rigging -The sex pistols
    (just for the crack)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    1. "Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)"
    2. "Neighborhood #2 (Laïka)"
    3. "Une année sans lumiere"
    4. "Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)"
    5. "Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles)"

    I will die without listening to Reflector but I would be more than happy to have the first 5 songs on Arcades fire funeral played at my funeral.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Amazing Grace by the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards. The bagpipes will get the tears flowing.
    Highway to Hell AC/DC
    The Show Goes On Bruce Hornsby and the Range


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    notnumber wrote: »
    1. "Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)"
    2. "Neighborhood #2 (Laïka)"
    3. "Une année sans lumiere"
    4. "Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)"
    5. "Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles)"

    I will die without listening to Reflector but I would be more than happy to have the first 5 songs on Arcades fire funeral played at my funeral.

    reflector aint that bad, it has a few decent songs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Another one bites the dust?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    As Nidge would say, "Boom! 'Welcome To The fúckin Jungle'!" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Wellyd


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    There won't be a priest at my funeral!

    I completely agree with you and If my religious fundamentalist boyfriend puts anything other than these I'll haunt his ass forever. So I'm putting it on the record that these are mine.

    Homeward bound Simon and Garfunkel
    Open your eyes snow patrol
    As I leave behind neidin
    To where you are josh groban
    Tennessee by hans Zimmer


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger




    Here I sit and watch my world come crumbling down
    I cry for help but no one's around
    Silently screaming as I bang my head against the wall
    It seems like no one cares at all

    Always an emotion, but how can I explain; how can I explain?
    Kind of like the scent of a rose, with words I can't explain, the same with my pain
    Caught up in emotion, goes over my head; goes over my head!
    Sometimes I got to think to myself is this life or death, am I living or am I dead

    The clock keeps ticking, but nothing else seems to change
    Problems never solved, just rearranged
    And when I think about all the times that I've had
    Some were good most were bad

    I search for personality and I look for things I cannot see
    Love and peace flash through my mind; pain and hate is all I find
    Find no hope in nothing new and I never had a dream come true
    Lies and hate and agony; through my eyes that's all I see

    If I'm gonna cry, will you wipe away my tears?
    And if I'm gonna die, Lord please take away my fear
    Before I drown in sorrow, I just want to say;
    How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today

    Today today; when I can't even smile today
    Today today; when I can't even smile today
    How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today
    How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today

    You think it's so funny...
    ...laugh at this!

    So when I look outside my room
    I see the world, but not the reason
    What is done to me is not fair
    You call it fair I call it treason
    But I don't know what to do
    Give me a sign I'll take whatever
    But if you want me here I am
    Ain't gonna die forever

    And I tried to hold ya
    But you just turned away
    And I tried to tell ya
    But not a word I say
    I cried out so loudly
    But you just covered your ears
    And gave me all the signs
    That you don't want my tears

    So if you want me here I am
    I sit and wait your decision
    But my body fights my mind
    I headed straight for a collision
    So am I getting near or am I still
    Looking in all the wrong places
    But the only thing that seems to change
    Are the looks on the faces...

    Doesn't anyone...seems like no one cares at all
    I search for personality and look for things I cannot see
    Does anyone even care at all?
    Love and peace flash through my mind; pain and hate is all I find
    Seems like no one cares at all
    Find no hope in nothing new and I never had a dream come true
    Does anyone even care at all?
    Lies and hate and agony; through my eyes that's all I see
    Seems like no one cares at all

    How will I laugh tomorrow?
    How will I laugh tomorrow?
    How will I laugh tomorrow?
    How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today

    Today today; when I can't even smile today
    Today today; when I can't even smile today
    How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today
    How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today...



    Life, it seems, will fade away
    Drifting further, every day
    Getting lost within myself
    Nothing matters, no one else
    I have lost the will to live
    Simply nothing more to give
    There is nothing more for me
    Need the end to set me free

    Things not what they used to be
    Missing one inside of me
    Deathly loss, this can't be real
    I cannot stand this hell I feel
    Emptiness is filling me
    To the point of agony
    Growing darkness, taking dawn
    I was me, but now he's gone

    No one but me
    Can save myself
    But it's too late
    Now I can't think
    Think why I should even try

    Yesterday seems as though
    It never existed
    Death greets me warm
    Now I will just say goodbye
    Bye...



    Don't remember where I was
    I realized life was a game
    The more seriously I took things
    The harder the rules became
    I had no idea what it'd cost
    My life passed before my eyes
    I found out how little I accomplished
    All my plans denied

    So as you read this know my friends
    I'd love to stay with you all
    smile when you think of me
    My body's gone that's all...

    A tout le monde (To all the world!)
    A tout mes amis (To all my friends)
    Je vous aime (I love you)
    Je dois partir (I must leave)
    These are the last words
    I'll ever speak
    And they'll set me free

    If my heart was still alive
    I know it would surely break
    And my memories left with you
    There's nothing more to say

    Moving on is a simple thing
    What it leaves behind is hard
    You know the sleeping feel no more pain
    And the living all are scarred

    A tout le monde (To all the world!)
    A tout mes amis (To all my friends)
    Je vous aime (I love you)
    Je dois partir (I must leave)
    These are the last words
    I'll ever speak
    And they'll set me free

    So as you read this know my friends
    I'd love to stay with you all
    Please smile, smile when you think about me
    My body's gone that's all

    A tout le monde (To all the world!)
    A tout mes amis (To all my friends)
    Je vous aime (I love you)
    Je dois partir (I must leave)
    These are the last words
    I'll ever speak
    And they'll set me free



    cos i love ye


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    Kite by U2


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    Class tune Tigger...ST4life! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,165 ✭✭✭893bet


    You never walk alone
    Time to say goodbye
    There is a place (James kilbane)
    My forever friend (Charlie landsborough)
    My way


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    I have dibbs on dont stop me now by queen.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    beano345 wrote: »
    Class tune Tigger...ST4life! ;)
    ST army


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭SPM1959


    There is a light that never goes out - The Smiths.

    No question about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL



    Bonus points for the person that has the saddest playlist.

    Why does it have to be sad songs at a funeral?

    I'm going to demand cheerful an upbeat songs be played at mine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND




    Nice tune to go down by, I want no removal or Funeral Mass, just to be buried in a Catholic cemetery and have this tune play before the box is put down.

    If you're baptised and confirmed into the Catholic Church you can choose to have no mass said and still be buried in consecrated grounds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Soft Falling Rain


    I'll probably just give them a mix playlist of Hans Zimmer and tell them to have at it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,704 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Crazy Frog


  • Registered Users Posts: 705 ✭✭✭chuky_r_law


    sugar - hoover dam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium




    And any of its various iterations!


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