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Satan invented Evolution

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    #62
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    estebancambias wrote: »
    No, a massive flood. Now this is stupid because one, when Noah's ark is mentioned, evolutionists say oh no, that could not happen there is not enough water on earth(more water on earth than land), yet they believe the grand canyon(mars) was formed by a flood, in a place where no water has even been found...this is retarted. Even you must see this.

    I guess I would, if it were the slightest bit accurate. It's generally agreed to be a dry tectonic crack. I think you're thinking of the Creationist claim re the Earth's Grand Canyon?

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #63
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    OK, so let's for argument's sake say it wasn't caused by the action of water (I suppose that rules out the Grand Canyon in the States too, which is damned inconvenient what with the Colorado river running through it an' all), what in your estimation caused the canyon on Mars?


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    #64
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    But this is what the same people who believe that you are an ape believe.


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    #65
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    zaph wrote: »
    OK, so let's for argument's sake say it wasn't caused by the action of water (I suppose that rules out the Grand Canyon in the States too, which is damned inconvenient what with the Colorado river running through it an' all), what in your estimation caused the canyon on Mars?

    ..and more importantly, do you worry that maybe your tagline is inaccurate?

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #66
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    estebancambias wrote: »
    But this is what the same people who believe that you are an ape believe.

    There's a bit of a difference believing you're an ape and believing you're descended from an ape.


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    #67
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    estebancambias wrote: »
    But this is what the same people who believe that you are an ape believe.

    No, it's what you believe they believe. Have you actually looked, even on Wikipedia?

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #68
    shoutman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    Evolutionists don't believe people are apes, they believe that we are a descendant of the ape.

    You do know that humans and apes have 99% the same DNA? Or is this just mindless propoganda too?


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    #69
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Scofflaw wrote: »
    ..and more importantly, do you worry that maybe your tagline is inaccurate?

    cordially,
    Scofflaw

    Apparently there are exceptions to every rule


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    #70
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    God created everything. I know it is simple, but it makes sense.


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    #71
    shoutman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    How does that make sense? In seven days no less?


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    #72
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    estebancambias wrote: »
    God created everything. I know it is simple, but it makes sense.

    It makes no sense if you don't believe that god exists. And even if I did believe in god it would make no sense.


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    #73
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    shoutman wrote: »
    Evolutionists don't believe people are apes, they believe that we are a descendant of the ape.

    You do know that humans and apes have 99% the same DNA? Or is this just mindless propoganda too?

    Cat is a cat, human is a human, ape is an ape. Humans can alter in appearence, but at the end of the day a human is human. If evolution is real, why can we not inter-breath with apes. Why do apes look the same as they did ''millions of years ago''?

    They should have evolved right?


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    #74
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    zaph wrote: »
    It makes no sense if you don't believe that god exists. And even if I did believe in god it would make no sense.


    You then would not believe in God anyway.


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    #75
    shoutman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    Well I don't think apes would be up for that kinda thing.

    Can you explain why we have tail bones?


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    #76
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,153 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    I notice your bebo skin is transformers estebancambias. Robots turning into other machines? Thats Satanism.


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    #77
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    No I cannot, no more than Evolutionists can explain where this dot came from..


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    #78
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    wow, what a thread :eek:



    dot ftw :)


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    #79
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    estebancambias wrote: »
    Cat is a cat, human is a human, ape is an ape. Humans can alter in appearence, but at the end of the day a human is human. If evolution is real, why can we not inter-breath with apes.

    It is possible to have common ancestors and diverging evolutionary paths. You don't see people trying to mate their cat with a tiger, do you?

    estebancambias wrote: »
    You then would not believe in God anyway.

    Belief in god and belief in creationism are not necessarily mutually dependent. I know plenty of people who believe in god but don't accept the whole 7 days lark.


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    #80
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    clown bag wrote: »
    wow, what a thread :eek:

    Great, ain't it?


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    #81
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    zaph wrote: »
    Great, ain't it?
    I think we both know 42 is the answer estebancambias is looking for.


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    #82
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    I don't think the Vatican does either. However the Bible is the book of God, I put my trust in it.

    You don't see that happen, but they are part of the same family. Natural selection means they adapt to there environment, which is why appearence alters. If they were to breathe together then we would see a result, unlike an ape and human.


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    #83
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    estebancambias wrote: »
    Cat is a cat, human is a human, ape is an ape. Humans can alter in appearence, but at the end of the day a human is human. If evolution is real, why can we not inter-breath with apes. Why do apes look the same as they did ''millions of years ago''?

    They should have evolved right?

    They have. Some of them evolved into us, some of them evolved into the apes we see now, which you won't find in the fossil record because they hadn't evolved.

    We can't interbreed with them because we have evolved too far apart. Once the genetic difference is more than a certain amount, fertilisation doesn't happen, or the embryo isn't accepted.

    By the way, have you tried? Really tried, not just a one-night stand?

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #84
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    clown bag wrote: »
    I think we both know 42 is the answer estebancambias is looking for.

    Yeah, but he needs to come to that conclusion all by himself. he'll be in a happier place when he finally does.


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    #85
    Chardee MacDennis
    Registered Users Posts: 9,225 ✭✭✭Chardee MacDennis


    estebancambias wrote: »
    The Bible, the best book to have ever existed
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    Peace and God bless.

    sorry is this tongue in cheek or are you serious.


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    #86
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I always prefered the long dark tea time of the soul but finding out 42 was the answer was nice read too.


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    #87
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    A monkey into man idealogy is macroevolution . Macroevolution is not Science. You cannot say man was once a monkey because its just a hunch, like so much things in Evolution. It is all just a hunch.


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    #88
    Chardee MacDennis
    Registered Users Posts: 9,225 ✭✭✭Chardee MacDennis


    estebancambias do you mind me asking how old you are?


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    #89
    shoutman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    True unforunately no one was around at the time to record it and put it on youtube....


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    #90
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    estebancambias wrote: »
    A monkey into man idealogy is macroevolution . Macroevolution is not Science. You cannot say man was once a monkey because its just a hunch, like so much things in Evolution. It is all just a hunch.

    No, this is a hunch

    sky.jpg


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    #91
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    Ok, that was funny, but still.

    Im 18.

    People what you need to know the difference between ape and man. It is a myth that Neanderthals were primative 'ape-men'. Neanderthals were human.

    We have evolved from fellow man. That Ape/human dna similarites is so 1970.


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