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Is a good pint of Guinness better then sex

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  • 25-01-2012 12:14pm
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    mannequinhands
    Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭


    Well maybe im over exaggerating , but i live in Australia at the moment and it is rare to get a good one.But when the taps are flowing and the Guinness is good there is nothing quite like it , anyone agree away from home or at home


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Awful mass produced over advertised black muck.

    No, I don't like it, and if you prefer Guinness over sex you're missing the point.


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    Baidin
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭Baidin


    Confab wrote: »
    if you prefer Guinness over sex you're missing the point.
    I think you may be missing the point...

    Whereas mannequinhands is just missing the pint!

    I agree, a good pint is hard to beat. It's not just the pint though, the craic and the overall vibe in Aus is never as good as at home with a few pints of the black stuff. Tiz great tack.


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    Francescoli
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭Francescoli


    NO


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    #5
    Noffles
    Registered Users Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭Noffles


    Stupidest question ever... get a ride and remind yourself... then drink a pint of that black sick... you'll have the answer.


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    MassDeb8r
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭MassDeb8r


    I think what you want is a woman who loves a pint of the black stuff as much as you do, then you can kiss and cuddle the night away under methane-clouded bed sheets


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    Raditub
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭Raditub


    I will have to say yes....havent been proven wrong yet! ;)


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    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    There's nothing like sipping on a good bottle of porter while getting a blowjob after a serious feed. In a word, heaven.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    Sassenach70
    Registered Users Posts: 3 ✭Sassenach70


    Well...Depends what you're most in need of at the time I suppose...


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    Iang87
    Registered Users Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    Yes and No.

    When you've been working all day in the rain and your covered in dirt and all you want is to sit in a pub, be left alone and enjoy sitting in warmth with your pint then yes.

    If the ride is with an ugly lady/man then yes

    Most other times No.


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    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Grab a few bottles of Old Engine Oil!

    incredible.


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    inagoodway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭inagoodway


    One pint no, but 6 or seven pints, definitely better than procreation.:)
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    Philm_12
    Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭Philm_12


    I can't tell you. I've consumed so much Guinness that I've forgotten what sex was.......


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    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Band Pint < Bad Sex
    Good Pint > Bad Sex
    Good Pint < Good Sex


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    kenobrien
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭kenobrien


    efb wrote: »
    Band Pint < Bad Sex
    Good Pint > Bad Sex
    Good Pint < Good Sex

    Too Many Pints = No Sex


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    mannequinhands
    Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭mannequinhands


    efb wrote: »
    Band Pint < Bad Sex
    Good Pint > Bad Sex
    Good Pint < Good Sex


    lol thats a good comparsion


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    latte2010
    Registered Users Posts: 17 ✭latte2010


    Sex after 12 pints of guinness=UNREAL!


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    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Nope, would rather a good ride to be honest.


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    Dave_The_Sheep
    Registered Users Posts: 7,337 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    latte2010 wrote: »
    Sex after 12 pints of guinness=UNREAL!

    Unreal as in completely and utterly impossible, yeah?


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    latte2010
    Registered Users Posts: 17 ✭latte2010


    Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »
    Unreal as in completely and utterly impossible, yeah?
    Its hard to explain. One of those things you have to try for yourself.:D


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    Dave_The_Sheep
    Registered Users Posts: 7,337 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    latte2010 wrote: »
    Its hard to explain. One of those things you have to try for yourself.:D

    Oh, I have.

    Ever tried playing snooker with a rope? Similar experience.


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    Gweedling
    Registered Users Posts: 241 ✭✭Gweedling


    latte2010 wrote: »
    Sex after 12 pints of guinness=UNREAL!

    Forget the sex, just put the bog roll in the freezer when you get home, it'll be a delicate morning after.


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    Cargin
    Registered Users Posts: 836 ✭✭✭Cargin


    Short answer....NO!

    ...unless it was reeeeeeally bad sex. Like, grievous injuries sustained sex.


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    Dar93ragh
    Registered Users Posts: 35 ✭Dar93ragh


    Can't bate a nice slippery sex session in a bath of Guinness! :p


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    ollaetta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »
    Unreal as in completely and utterly impossible, yeah?

    Thought that myself. After 12 pints you wouldn't get it up with scaffolding.


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    [-0-]
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    Yes, it is.


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    Caonima
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Caonima


    You're off your meds if you think so. Even a bad ride is better than the black stuff. As they say, a night of awkwardness is better than a morning of loneliness.


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    The Corinthian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,777 ✭✭✭✭The Corinthian


    Well the main problem is if you overdo it, then you're going to have constant farting in bed during the night. Same goes for drinking too much Guinness.


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    The Corinthian wrote: »
    Well the main problem is if you overdo it, then you're going to have constant farting in bed during the night. Same goes for drinking too much Guinness.

    Same thing happens if you eat too much broccoli.


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    George_Foreman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭George_Foreman


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    #31
    Lenmeister
    Registered Users Posts: 1,457 ✭✭✭Lenmeister


    Never!

    Ahh come on now don't be berating the guinness just cause yous can't find your own decent beer!


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