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  • 06-04-2010 4:48pm
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    PK2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭


    So alot of singletons around here and judging by some of the posts alot of women want to be asked out and alot of men want to ask them out but there seems to be a tricky little barrier.

    Now we all know women like to be asked out rather than do the asking and they are imploring men to 'just ask her out' but then we all know men have trouble picking up on womens signals and (like anyone) dont want to make a tool of themselves be getting the 'oh, no, I think of you more as a friend; speech which is awkward for everyone concerned. A classic of course is the hair twirling thing- more than once Ive taken this as the green light but apparantly there are many more

    So what signals do you give to show someone you are interested in them? Any trademark moves? How far have you gone to make it obvious to someone who just didnt get it? And how successful is your mating dance?

    Im talking about you as an individual, Im not looking for advice.

    Someone posted this on another thread and I thought it was worth reposting:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx2CUMtZ-0


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    #2
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    I just whip it out.


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    #3
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Whip out my penis and shake it at them


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    #4
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,437 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    My penis in their mouth just before they wake up


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    #5
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I display my plumage. Birds love it.


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    It's all about the pheremones. Cum on your hands, rub it all over your skin, smell will drive them wild.








    /I'm sorry...


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    No, I don't think most of them want to be asked out, they just want to get laid.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I just whip it out.
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Whip out my penis and shake it at them
    antodeco wrote: »
    My penis in their mouth just before they wake up
    landsleaving wrote: »
    I display my plumage. Birds love it.
    This thread is a load of cock!


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    #9
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Kiera wrote: »
    This thread is a load of cock!

    You love it.


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    #10
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,437 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I cant thank any of them! It means I like the cock if I do :(


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    You love it.
    ;)


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    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    I look around bank machines for a discarded balance slip, with a massive balance on it..

    I then drop said balance slip beside the female whom i wish to mate with the most, she see's it, and mates with me, thinking i'm rich.

    Thats all there is to it.


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    oneintotwo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭oneintotwo


    It's simple. I think guys pretend that they don't pick up the signals because they're scared of getting rejected. I also think girls sometimes don't give off the signals for the same reason.

    Touching your shoulder, looking in your eyes when ye're talking, it's all very obvious and ye know well what's going on.


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    jokettle
    Registered Users Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    The night I met my current boyf, I stole sips of his drinks and got his help "borrowing" a cocktail glass. Works every time ;)

    I'm classy, me.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    oneintotwo wrote: »
    It's simple. I think guys pretend that they don't pick up the signals because they're scared of getting rejected. I also think girls sometimes don't give off the signals for the same reason.

    Touching your shoulder, looking in your eyes when ye're talking, it's all very obvious and ye know well what's going on.

    Do you take them out and hold them up in front of you? :pac:


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    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    jokettle wrote: »
    The night I met my current boyf, I stole sips of his drinks and got his help "borrowing" a cocktail glass. Works every time ;)

    I'm classy, me.

    Does he hide his wallet when you go to bed?


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    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    antodeco wrote: »
    I cant thank any of them! It means I like the cock if I do :(


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    #18
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,056 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I get completely ****faced and then grope the crap out of them on the dancefloor. Hasn't worked yet but persistence is the key.


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    #19
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    I think with all the whining and moaning that lads can't get women and women can't get lads for much the same reason, as mad as it may sound, I think we just we just need to start match making people and let them get it on. Release the sexual fraustration!

    I'll start the ball rolling and start getting people together if ye want.


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    #20
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    Im sure when he drinks tequila and she responds by talking dirty in spanish they are some major signals...then again the hucklebuckle might just work :D


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    #21
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Seloth wrote: »
    Im sure when he drinks tequila and she responds by talking dirty in spanish they are some major signals...then again the hucklebuckle might just work :D

    Back to the old days of hucklebucking and hucklebucking the life out of some young one!


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    #22
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    The hucklebuck is an old thingie..I thought it was just*Shudders* "them"!

    It does kinda look like evis dance alright XD


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