Things you've accidentally dropped into the toilet ...

old gregg · 06-04-2010 5:14pm #1

... while going about your business

Midnight_EG · 06-04-2010 5:15pm

A shit once....

Well....

That was on the way....

Michellenman · 06-04-2010 5:16pm

A tenner. Only realised after I flushed

hyperbaby · 06-04-2010 5:16pm

my phone and wasn't even pissed.
three bloody drinks and off she flew...

Kiera · 06-04-2010 5:16pm

3 different phones. Once from my back pocket and twice from leaving my bag on top and it tipped over. All 3 times the toilet hadnt been used first.

old hippy · 06-04-2010 5:16pm

A pair of shades
A book
Keys
Soap

(but not all at the same time)

C Eng · 06-04-2010 5:17pm

My load

Kasabian · 06-04-2010 5:17pm

I once dropped my daughter in the toilet , when taking her out of the bath. I have never told anyone , thankfully she was fine.

I have also dropped hair shavers , phones , bananas , all kind of things

Run_to_da_hills · 06-04-2010 5:19pm

Nokia 5100 and it still worked after I soaked it in a basin of detergent.

landsleaving · 06-04-2010 5:21pm

Toilet paper, constantly. The holder is broken.

Kiera · 06-04-2010 5:22pm

lonad wrote: »

I once dropped my daughter in the toilet , when taking her out of the bath. I have never told anyone , thankfully she was fine.

I have also dropped hair shavers , phones , bananas , all kind of things

You were eating in the toilet? EEEWWW!

/if it wasnt for eating, then *high 5*

Kasabian · 06-04-2010 5:24pm

Kiera wrote: »

You were eating in the toilet? EEEWWW!

/if it wasnt for eating, then *high 5*

It was a trick I was performing for a friend which went pearshaped , however no pears were involved .

No food was eaten

Edit , I note the lack of concern for my daughter:)

h8red · 06-04-2010 5:27pm

The tip of me knob!

Yeah. One day I rather abesentmindedly undid all the straps what tie me unit onto me leg. End result the tip took a dip. It was freezin!

bazmaiden · 06-04-2010 5:28pm

One christmas morning i ran in to the bathroom to pee and while i was doing so ... slip, off came my glasses straight into the jacks and I couldnt stop mid stream either!!

At that time I had only one pair of glasses

Kiera · 06-04-2010 5:28pm

lonad wrote: »

It was a trick I was performing for a friend which went pearshaped , however no pears were involved .

No food was eaten

Edit , I note the lack of concern for my daughter:)

I'm still laughing at the daughter part

Now tell me about this trick and your friend.....

efb · 06-04-2010 5:30pm

Tootbrush! Sh1t > Colgate Total

Piste · 06-04-2010 5:30pm

Michellenman wrote: »

A tenner. Only realised after I flushed

Bet you weren't so flush after that

*runs away*

quicklickpaddy · 06-04-2010 5:31pm

When I was about ten I dropped a Stinger bar in the toilet. I was devastated

Latchy · 06-04-2010 5:32pm

Toothbrushes , £20 note , coins , aftershave , lotion , toilet rolls , which somehow seem to jump out of your hands into bowl ...... sheesh

BigDuffman · 06-04-2010 5:35pm

My iphone into a jacks in the pub when was hammered...some info on the sim was important so had to dip in and get it...unpleasant.

My mate dropped his passport into the bowl just before we went off traveling. Result was a manky perma-damp piss smelling document that always got a look of disgust when produced.

Kasabian · 06-04-2010 5:37pm

Kiera wrote: »

I'm still laughing at the daughter part

Now tell me about this trick and your friend.....

It's exactly as you imagine

Michellenman · 06-04-2010 5:42pm

Piste wrote: »

Bet you weren't so flush after that

*runs away*

I'm cringing for you right now :P

Ann22 · 06-04-2010 5:50pm

My wee lad was four when he dropped a choc chip cookie down the toilet. He took it out and tried drying it with the towel but sadly it was irretrievable, it crumbled up into nothingness.
I dropped my Oprex eye spray into it last week and the feckin' price of it.

How about strange things found in the toilet? I found a vest in it once and on a separate occasion a whole hand towel. My son again, deliberatly this time I suspect.

Piste · 06-04-2010 5:59pm

Michellenman wrote: »

I'm cringing for you right now :P

I am too :P

Bolag_the_2nd · 06-04-2010 6:05pm

my wedding ring,

but it wasnt an accident

Smcgie · 06-04-2010 6:06pm

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

my wedding ring,

but it wasnt an accident

What the wedding?

Precious flower · 06-04-2010 8:56pm

My phone on two separate occasions

but it survived!!!!:D

Millicent · 06-04-2010 9:00pm

Weird that this thread came about as only yesterday, I dropped a box of eighteen cigarettes into the loo after a pee. I was disgusted! E8.50, literally in the crapper!

Adriatic · 06-04-2010 9:02pm

My phone in the cinema toilet, I grabbed it before it reached the bottom, thankfully I hadn't gone yet, but the water was a tad yellow.

G-Money · 06-04-2010 9:03pm

Where's the Flutt when you need him...

thetonynator · 06-04-2010 9:11pm

bazmaiden wrote: »

One christmas morning i ran in to the bathroom to pee and while i was doing so ... slip, off came my glasses straight into the jacks and I couldnt stop mid stream either!!

At that time I had only one pair of glasses

all i can say is . . . http://bjcrum.com/images/specsavers.jpg

orourkeda · 06-04-2010 9:20pm

alcohol induced projectile vomit.

Last sundays copy of the sunday independent having wiped my hole with it

corkcomp · 06-04-2010 9:23pm

orourkeda wrote: »

Last sundays copy of the sunday independent having wiped my hole with it

is that your way of giving two fingers to the indo? or you just like expensive toilet paper?

Bolag_the_2nd · 06-04-2010 9:27pm

i knew a man (55 - 60 yrs old) who had gastric, puked his false teeth into the bog but flushed, this man went to the ceptic tank to retrieve his teeth, true story :eek:

FlutterinBantam · 06-04-2010 9:27pm

A large peppery shite.

Shot through with gherkins and sweetcorn.

Ro: maaan! · 06-04-2010 9:28pm

Car key. Disaster.

cock robin · 06-04-2010 9:31pm

My life.

old gregg · 06-04-2010 9:41pm

cock robin wrote: »

My life.

perfect

ejmaztec · 06-04-2010 9:44pm

A friend of mine and his missus came to stay with us and headed off to the beach one day. When they came back, the thicker of the two decided to empty the sand out of his wife's bag into our toilet. He said that he spotted the diamond engagement ring in the bottom of the bowl, but still pulled the lever. He spent the rest of his holiday trying to get the ring out of our septic tank, then went back to England and successfully claimed £2500 on his insurance.

One of these days, I'm gonna get me a snorkel and a pair of Marigolds, cos the ring's still down there.

Mike 1972 · 06-04-2010 9:48pm

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

i knew a man (55 - 60 yrs old) who had gastric, puked his false teeth into the bog but flushed, this man went to the ceptic tank to retrieve his teeth, true story :eek:

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats not allowed to be true :eek:

Bolag_the_2nd · 06-04-2010 9:53pm

Mike 1972 wrote: »

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats not allowed to be true :eek:

it is a true story im afraid, dirty cheap funker

Things you've accidentally dropped into the toilet ...

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