Death Switch on your demise

jester77 · 16-03-2009 9:09pm #1

LOL, at this service. You set up an email to be sent out after you kick the bucket. They determine that you have kicked the bucket if you fail to reply to a series of their emails, not sure how many.

Would be funny if you didn't get a chance to reply to their mails and everyone got informed of you passing away

So what would your final mail look like?

If you're reading this then I am no longer alive, Jeff you can have all the files on my pron drive!...

craiginireland · 16-03-2009 9:12pm

jester77 wrote: »

If you're reading this then I am no longer alive, Jeff you can have all the files on my pron drive!...

Your spelling killed that joke

FruitLover · 16-03-2009 9:16pm

craiginireland wrote: »

Your spelling killed that joke

Congratulations on having one of the longest-running internet meme-phrases in existence go right over your head.

You get an F for Fail.

up them Schteps · 16-03-2009 9:17pm

jester77 wrote: »

Hi mom & dad,

If you're reading this then I am no longer alive, **Insert name here** you can have all the files on my porn drive!...

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K4t · 16-03-2009 9:18pm

This is some morbid ****.

Saibh · 16-03-2009 9:19pm

All emails will be auto-forwarded to [email]Saibh@heaven;com[/email] or [email]Saibh@hell;com[/email]

Haven't decided which place to reside in yet

craiginireland · 16-03-2009 9:20pm

FruitLover wrote: »

Congratulations on having one of the longest-running internet meme-phrases in existence go right over your head.

You get an F for Fail.

Damn nerds just don't get sarcasm.:p

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 16-03-2009 9:21pm

I've changed my mind and wish to render my will null and void - I leave everything to the cat.

K4t · 16-03-2009 9:22pm

craiginireland wrote: »

Damn nerds just don't get sarcasm.:p

Nicely handled.

craiginireland · 16-03-2009 9:38pm

K4t wrote: »

Nicely handled.

Thanks :P

jester77 · 16-03-2009 9:43pm

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I've changed my mind and wish to render my will null and void - I leave everything to the cat.

public LastWill whoGetTheMoney(List recipients)
{
    null = recipients;
    return LastWill.CAT;
}

FruitLover · 16-03-2009 9:44pm

K4t wrote: »

Nicely handled.

You mean nicely backpedalled.

craiginireland · 16-03-2009 9:50pm

FruitLover wrote: »

You mean nicely backpedalled.

ssssshhhhhhhh

17-03-2009 1:36am

jester77 wrote: »

So what would your final mail look like?

Oh dear! I've just conked out! start your engines for the race to the wake!

HarryPalmer · 17-03-2009 1:57am

jester77 wrote: »

public LastWill whoGetTheMoney(List recipients)
{
    null = recipients;
    return LastWill.CAT;
}

Tsk, tsk! Generics... comments... an enumeration to permit a factory... Java, not that C flat crap.

  /*
   * Screw real people in favour of things that are cute and furry. See
   * overrides for animals of type other than <code>Moggie</code>.
   *
   * @param recipients A list of losers we will ignore.
   * @return The moggie.
   */
  public LastWill<Recipient> whoGetTheMoney(List<Recipient> recipients)  {
    recipients.clear();  // Drop those losers
    recipients.add(new Recipient(RecipientType.MOGGIE));

    return recipients;
}

mumhaabu · 17-03-2009 2:01am

I would prefer to get something that would shred my accounts and melt my hard drive if I passed on. Hell hath no fury like a tax evader.

17-03-2009 2:05am

Be sure to not have the word "draft" in any will.

After Decedent’s death, a cardboard cigarette carton was admitted for probate as Decedent’s will. The cigarette carton named beneficiaries of Decedent’s estate (none of whom were heirs of Decedent), contained the Decedent’s signature, and had the heading “FIRST AND LAST ONLY WILL DRAFT?” The cigarette carton document did not specify the property to go the proposed beneficiaries.

Decedent’s intestate heirs appealed the decree of probate and the orphan’s court found that the cigarette carton document was not a valid will. The beneficiaries under the cigarette carton document appealed the orphan’s court finding.

The court found that the cigarette carton document was not a valid will. There was no positive disposition of property because of the non-specificity of the property to be distributed to beneficiaries. Also, the document lacked testamentary intent because of the inclusion of the word “DRAFT.” Without a positive disposition of property and testamentary intent, the document could not be a valid will.

http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/trusts_estates_prof/2008/08/holographic-wil.html

barnacle · 17-03-2009 4:47am

jester77 wrote: »

public LastWill whoGetTheMoney(List recipients)
{
    null = recipients;
    return LastWill.CAT;
}

public Recipents whoGetTheLoot( )
{
   while ( true )
      keepEmGuessing( ); //No one will ever know
   return Recipients.NULL;
}

Death Switch on your demise

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