kilts and whats underneath!!

smares · 07-12-2008 11:09am #1

Ladies if you see a man in a kilt do you lift it up to see whats underneath?

I am wondering this,as I said to my boyfriend maybe you should wear something underneath which he told me is a big no no. But i find it strange women lifting it up to see everything obviously if it was on someone else thats ok;)

Black Swan · 07-12-2008 11:41am

smares wrote: »

Ladies if you see a man in a kilt do you lift it up to see whats underneath?

If he was wearing jeans, would you unzip or unbutton him? Isn't that the same question? You are curious about what's underneath?

Ghost Train · 07-12-2008 12:54pm

If I see a woman in a dress I don't lift it up to see what's underneath... shouldn't it be the same

monkeyfudge · 07-12-2008 12:56pm

What do you expect to find up there? A lost Shakespearean sonnet?

Zaph · 07-12-2008 12:56pm

Not entirely sure why this is being asked here. I reckon the denizens of AH will have a lot more fun with it.

Moved from The Ladies Lounge

dr.bollocko · 07-12-2008 1:52pm

Maybe Fashion and Appearance? Us decent AH folk wouldn'y kno wat tey dey with a scots man's appendages.

Ghost Train · 07-12-2008 1:58pm

On a cold day you probably won't find much under there

Steve · 07-12-2008 1:59pm

Now that all pork is banned, all you'll find is a couple of walnuts!

SoWatchaWant · 07-12-2008 2:08pm

smares wrote: »

Ladies if you see a man in a kilt do you lift it up to see whats underneath?

Are you serious. What kind of dirty skanky slut would lift up a man's kilt?

Nehaxak · 07-12-2008 3:44pm

Given the cold weather at the moment, I wouldn't think there'd be that much to look at in all honesty.

syklops · 07-12-2008 4:00pm

I was at a wedding last year and I was in a kilt. And this elderly woman came up to me and said:

"Excuse me young man, Are you wearing that kilt in the traditional fashion?"

To which I said, "do you mean am I bare arsed beneath it?"

and she replied in her posh glasgow accent:

"Indeed i do."

And I said i was, and she said:

"I am afraid I do not believe you and I must check, for the sake of tradition you understand?"

And she proceeded to put her hand up the back of my kilt and touch my bum. My girlfriend was there and would have been annoyed if this woman had not been in her eighties. How we laughed.

True story.

hullaballoo · 07-12-2008 4:08pm

Guy walks up to random girl in skirt - lifts skirt - gets a slap - Gardaí called - guy arrested - interrogated - court appearance - 3 month suspended sentence - 2 years on sex offenders' register - loses job - moves to west of Ireland to escape stigma.

Girl walks up to random guy in kilt - lifts kilt - guy faps off about it for the rest of his life.

rubadub · 07-12-2008 4:41pm

smares wrote: »

Ladies if you see a man in a kilt do you lift it up to see whats underneath?

If you are going around in public bending down and lifting up strangers clothes so you can see some raw cock then you are certainly not a "lady". Or did they just edit out all the times Diana was checking out cocks when meeting all those soliders in kilts. This should be in the oxymoron thread.

smares wrote: »

But i find it strange women lifting it up to see everything

Does he find it strange when you let strange men pull your knickers or top down to see everything?

Or do you in fact let them? if not why do you presume he will let women do it to him. Does he also have a dirty mac and hang around schoolyards?

Fizman · 07-12-2008 7:04pm

I once lifted up a kilt being worn by a Scottish woman.

I found the bat cave.

Kold · 07-12-2008 7:15pm

When I see a girl wearing a short skirt, I punch her in the face and take her home to have sex with her without concent. Why wouldn't a girl lift a guy's kilt?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 07-12-2008 7:20pm

smares wrote: »

Ladies if you see a man in a kilt do you lift it up to see whats underneath?

I am wondering this,as I said to my boyfriend maybe you should wear something underneath which he told me is a big no no. But i find it strange women lifting it up to see everything obviously if it was on someone else thats ok;)

A winking smiley excuses the blatant hypocrisy of your post very well, assuming you wouldn't like a strange man to run up to you and expose your genitals.

themadchef · 07-12-2008 7:49pm

smares wrote: »

Ladies if you see a man in a kilt do you lift it up to see whats underneath?

If a see a ramdom bloke on the street in a kilt ....NO

Guy at party saying "commando all the way babe"... just make sure youre not sat in front of him for rock the boat :eek:

LolaLuv · 07-12-2008 7:50pm

smares wrote: »

Ladies if you see a man in a kilt do you lift it up to see whats underneath?

Lol! WHO would do that?? Aside from senile old women I can't think of a single woman I know actually having the audacity and perversion necessary to violate someone else's person like that! I mean, unless it's your own man, but otherwise that's just going too far.

Ghost Train · 07-12-2008 8:11pm

PillyPen wrote: »

Lol! WHO would do that?? Aside from senile old women I can't think of a single woman I know actually having the audacity and perversion necessary to violate someone else's person like that! I mean, unless it's your own man, but otherwise that's just going too far.

I don't know, girls on a night with a bit of drink on them... might be attracted to the kilt

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-12-2008 8:15pm

Apparently it's a good way of telling what clan a Scottsman belongs too. If you find a quarter pounder under there, he's a McDonald.

Zaph · 07-12-2008 8:16pm

PillyPen wrote: »

Lol! WHO would do that?? Aside from senile old women I can't think of a single woman I know actually having the audacity and perversion necessary to violate someone else's person like that! I mean, unless it's your own man, but otherwise that's just going too far.

You've obviously never been in Dublin for a rugby weekend when Scotland are in town. Some of the things I've seen women do in pubs on one of those weekends would have a guy doing jail time for trying the same thing.

LolaLuv · 07-12-2008 8:16pm

eolhc wrote: »

I don't know, girls on a night with a bit of drink on them... might be attracted to the kilt

I'm not saying they aren't attractive, but I don't (think) I know any women who would actually be that brazen. It's just taking things to a whole new level!

LolaLuv · 07-12-2008 8:17pm

Zaph wrote: »

You've obviously never been in Dublin for a rugby weekend when Scotland are in town. Some of the things I've seen women do in pubs on one of those weekends would have a guy doing jail time for trying the same thing.

That's terrible! Man, do I ever feel naive right now.

Terry · 07-12-2008 8:26pm

Zaph wrote: »

You've obviously never been in Dublin for a rugby weekend when Scotland are in town. Some of the things I've seen women do in pubs on one of those weekends would have a guy doing jail time for trying the same thing.

The next time the Scots are over, I'm gonna wear a kilt in town and if any woman tries to look up it, I'm going to do the same to her.
Let's see how she likes it.

If she does, then I'll take pics and post them here.

Ghost Train · 07-12-2008 8:31pm

Terry wrote: »

If she does, then I'll take pics and post them here.

Shame you can't post pics in AH

theres a funny photo of the queen sitting beside a group of guys in kilts lol

Steve · 07-12-2008 8:36pm

Terry wrote: »

The next time the Scots are over, I'm gonna wear a kilt in town and if any woman tries to look up it, I'm going to do the same to her.
Let's see how she likes it.

If she does, then I'll take pics and post them here.

eh, I hope you're talking about beaver pics terry, I don't think the boards servers could deal with the strain of yore wedding tackle!

Terry · 07-12-2008 8:53pm

SteveC wrote: »

eh, I hope you're talking about beaver pics terry, I don't think the boards servers could deal with the strain of yore wedding tackle!

Beaver pics indeed.

tony1kenobi · 07-12-2008 10:34pm

smares wrote: »

Ladies if you see a man in a kilt do you lift it up to see whats underneath?

Bollocks.

drakshug · 13-12-2008 12:13am

Nehaxak wrote: »

Given the cold weather at the moment, I wouldn't think there'd be that much to look at in all honesty.

Och, it isnae cauld.
The average Scot can take a lotta shrinkage and still be impressive;)
I'm wearing my kilt to the work christmas party. Was amazed at the Irish lads dsaring me to do it. One even bet me 50 quid that I would.
Like taking candy from a baby.

kilts and whats underneath!!

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