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  • 12-02-2005 11:44am
    #1
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Why is it always the last key you try that turns the lock?


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  • #2
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Why does my phone have on the "Surf & Fun" sub menu:
    Calculator and
    Currency converter

    I never have fun with my currency converter and I never surf on my calculator - it would get wet and not work if I did.


  • #3
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    whats the point?


  • #4
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    the point is, you tidn't to what you were suppose't to to.


  • #5
    pinkpimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    Why is something lost always in the last place you look????

    Because you stop looking when you find it, stupid.

    (yes, I did just call myself stupid)


  • #6
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why do hotdogs come in packs of six, but hotdog rolls come in packs of four? WHY?!?!?!?!


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  • #7
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    because...sometimes weirdos like to put 2 hotdogs in the one roll......or...it's all the hotdogs in the world trying to kill you!!!!


  • #8
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?


  • #9
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because I smell of fish heads.


  • #10
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    ahh that makes sense


  • #11
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    what does cheeky mean? .


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  • #12
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    pencils cant talk!


  • #13
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    i cant hear you without my glasses on


  • #14
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Lol!!!!! Alcoholica......my aunt actually said that last week! I nearly passed out laughing!


    Why is it always closing time just as things are starting to liven up?


  • #15
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    why doesnt my work do itself?


  • #16
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Why do I continue to put others before me????


  • #17
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Why do my parents hate me?


  • #18
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Why does the petrol light on my dash only come on when I'm on the dual carraigeway???????


  • #19
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    if happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?


  • #20
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Where do babies come from?


  • #21
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Why are pianos so heavy?


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  • #22
    Kash Shy Locust
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ Kash Shy Locust


    Why do fat people get to take up 2 seats on the bus and the rest of us have to squash into miniscule "normal" sized chairs?


  • #23
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Why did they get rid of the butter for the popcorn in the omniplex in Galway?

    Million Dollar Baby : great film.


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