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What's the weirdest thing you've ever done as a kid?

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  • 19-02-2015 3:37pm
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    Aircraft Freak
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    When I was 10 I used to pee into a cup and pour it down the toilet until my mother caught me and bet the bejaysus out of me.

    I also pulled my foreskin over an egg once, mad looking so it was.

    So what about the rest of ye?


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    not yet
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    Aircraft Freak wrote: »
    When I was 10 I used to pee into a cup and pour it down the toilet until my mother caught me and bet the bejaysus out of me.

    I also pulled my foreskin over an egg once, mad looking so it was.

    So what about the rest of ye?

    Rode yore ma when I was 7...how's that for weird.


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    Ihatecuddles
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    I peed in a cup and threw it out the window.
    I took one of my sisters panty liners and thought it was a pad, peed on it and of course there was pee everywhere.
    I took a condom from my brothers room, filled it with water and then tied it, panicked then and it burst and soaked the bathroom.
    Used to hide my lunch in my room until it wwas covered in mould.


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    Tipsy McSwagger
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    not yet wrote: »
    Rode yore ma when I was 7...how's that for weird.

    So that was just last year then?


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    Ghost Buster
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    I used to steal Findus Crispy Pancakes and Quinnsworth Mini Pizzas (Yellow Pack) from the freezer, sneak out to the cow shed with them, call the dogs into the shed, smear the food all over the cows udders and let the cows loose in the shed. i would then take on the dogs to see who could lick the most off the cows udders in ten minutes without getting kicked in the head. Innocent days.


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    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I used to steal Findus Crispy Pancakes and Quinnsworth Mini Pizzas (Yellow Pack) from the freezer, sneak out to the cow shed with them, call the dogs into the shed, smear the food all over the cows udders and let the cows loose in the shed. i would then take on the dogs to see who could lick the most off the cows udders in ten minutes without getting kicked in the head. Innocent days.

    I can't stop laughing!! Brilliant :D


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    Aircraft Freak
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    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I used to steal Findus Crispy Pancakes and Quinnsworth Mini Pizzas (Yellow Pack) from the freezer, sneak out to the cow shed with them, call the dogs into the shed, smear the food all over the cows udders and let the cows loose in the shed. i would then take on the dogs to see who could lick the most off the cows udders in ten minutes without getting kicked in the head. Innocent days.

    Very imaginative indeed.


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    Ghost Buster
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    Aircraft Freak wrote: »
    Very imaginative indeed.
    Thanks. I stopped after Scobie got an all merciful kick offa Snowball, the strawberry stripper. Took his ear clean off. I was starting college that year anyweay so though it the best to stop whilst I still didnt have serious hoof induced drain brammidge


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    kowloon
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    There was a kid who lived nearby when I was growing up that used to go around with cocktail sticks picking up dog turds and sniffing them.


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    we'llallhavetea
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    Tried to milk a pregnant terrier. Was freaked out for weeks after thinking I was a pervert. :o


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    Duggy747
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    Used to throw massive rocks into cowshít and watch the poo splash everywhere.


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    The Backwards Man
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    Right gang of potential serial killers in here.


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    Aircraft Freak
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    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Thanks. I stopped after Scobie got an all merciful kick offa Snowball, the strawberry stripper. Took his ear clean off. I was starting college that year anyweay so though it the best to stop whilst I still didnt have serious hoof induced drain brammidge

    Ha ha, you were an adult doing this stuff!?!


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    fleet_admiral
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    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I used to steal Findus Crispy Pancakes and Quinnsworth Mini Pizzas (Yellow Pack) from the freezer, sneak out to the cow shed with them, call the dogs into the shed, smear the food all over the cows udders and let the cows loose in the shed. i would then take on the dogs to see who could lick the most off the cows udders in ten minutes without getting kicked in the head. Innocent days.
    clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif


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    Aglomerado
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    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I used to steal Findus Crispy Pancakes and Quinnsworth Mini Pizzas (Yellow Pack) from the freezer, sneak out to the cow shed with them, call the dogs into the shed, smear the food all over the cows udders and let the cows loose in the shed. i would then take on the dogs to see who could lick the most off the cows udders in ten minutes without getting kicked in the head. Innocent days.

    Post of the day right there!:D


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    Vlad Dog Putin
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    Put a saddle on a bear and rode it like horse, oh how friends demitri and ivan laugh, good time


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    Egginacup
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    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I used to steal Findus Crispy Pancakes and Quinnsworth Mini Pizzas (Yellow Pack) from the freezer, sneak out to the cow shed with them, call the dogs into the shed, smear the food all over the cows udders and let the cows loose in the shed. i would then take on the dogs to see who could lick the most off the cows udders in ten minutes without getting kicked in the head. Innocent days.

    RESPECT!


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    Egginacup
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Used to throw massive rocks into cowshít and watch the poo splash everywhere.

    I have lots of farm cousins in the bog and used to always do this. Also me and my cousin filled up a water pistol with diesel and then squirted it through a lit match creating a flame thrower. Used to then incinerate those big brown dung flies that would be on the cowpats. That was pretty morbid. Never hurt any other animals though.


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    Aircraft Freak
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    Egginacup wrote: »
    I have lots of farm cousins in the bog and used to always do this. Also me and my cousin filled up a water pistol with diesel and then squirted it through a lit match creating a flame thrower. Used to then incinerate those big brown dung flies that would be on the cowpats. That was pretty morbid. Never hurt any other animals though.

    How the hell did you light diesel with a match?


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    Sheepy99
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Used to throw massive rocks into cowshít and watch the poo splash everywhere.

    Used to call them cow claymores because the same thing happened when I stood in them.


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    Sheepy99
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    kowloon wrote: »
    There was a kid who lived nearby when I was growing up that used to go around with cocktail sticks picking up dog turds and sniffing them.

    Can just imagine someone going around doing this, inspecting them as they go along.

    "Hmmm, yes. Exquisite! Grade A turd, just like they used to be before the war."


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    Sheep Lover
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    Finger the dog while knocking one out to my aunt. She didn't mind, the dog wasn't too pleased though.


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    StormWarrior
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    It's not really weird but the thread reminded me of this. When I was about 11, my cousins and sister and I (aged from around 8-11) used to tell our parents we were going to play in the field, but we'd actually go to the bus stop and get on a bus. We had no idea where any of the busses were going, we'd just get on the first one that came along and go wherever it took us, then come home again. One day a bus took us to a shopping centre a few towns away. We got off to get some food and then realised we had no money left to get the bus home. We were really panicking, then came up with a plan. We took my youngest cousin into mcdonalds and scratched her cheeks and rubbed water on them to make it look like she was crying so that the bus driver would feel sorry for her. Then when the bus came we told him we hadn't any money and if he'd let us on anyway we'd give him our names and addresses so he could claim the fare from us later. He agreed and I wrote my name and address down but he never got in contact.


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    Osborne
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    Egginacup wrote: »
    Also me and my cousin filled up a water pistol with diesel and then squirted it through a lit match creating a flame thrower. Used to then incinerate those big brown dung flies that would be on the cowpats. That was pretty morbid.

    Nope.


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    Hoop66
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    kowloon wrote: »
    There was a kid who lived nearby when I was growing up that used to go around with cocktail sticks picking up dog turds and sniffing them.

    A mate of mine has, recently, been putting little union jack flags in dogshits around where he lives (Hackney) and photographing them.

    He's very artistic (and a little bit mental).


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    Red Kev
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    Hoop66 wrote: »
    A mate of mine has, recently, been putting little union jack flags in dogshits around where he lives (Hackney) and photographing them.

    He's very artistic (and a little bit mental).

    Sound more like he's very mental (and a little artistic). :)


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    ToddyDoody
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    I used go out to the garage and sniff petrol for the dizzy effect it'd give you. Had my parents quite worried for a while.

    I knew nothing anout substance abuse at the time.


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