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Life is $h!t, K!ll Me plz

  • 26-07-2010 3:38pm
    #1
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    Hi All,

    so anyone else as negative as me, how does everyone put a postiive spin on things in life
    ...
    ..
    how?
    ...
    ..
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.
    Like working etc...
    Right now I am in work and don't have any work to do
    it's been like this since the recession
    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions
    help
    me


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  • #2
    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    Are you in the public sector?


  • #3
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    So your life is **** because you have a job where you can actually get away with doing sweet **** all all day???? Sounds like you're living the dream to me!


  • #4
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    it's the samaritans you're looking for OP, no good can come of your post here.


  • #5
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Learn to play guitar and join a band


  • #6
    AB03
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭AB03


    Leave Ireland...helped sort my ****ing head out no end...


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  • #7
    AB03
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭AB03


    In fact...to add to that, make use of the dead end boring job u have, save as much as humanely possible for as long as you can hack then remove said money from the Irish economy and spend it somewhere you'll actually get value for it...and be happy : )


  • #8
    RachPie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭RachPie


    Life is s**t?

    Ding dong! Wake up. It's a recession, you have a job, what's more you get paid for doing absolutely nothing. Most people are depressed because they can't get a job.

    If you're bored with your life, it's up to you to change it. So go do it. Whatever about a recession.


  • #9
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Fap?


  • #10
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.

    i doubt that i've spent at least 20% masturbating and another 20% sleeping. Both of which i enjoy greatly


  • #11
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    This is definitely for PI rather than after hours, this could end badly here....


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  • #12
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    Hi All,

    so anyone else as negative as me, how does everyone put a postiive spin on things in life
    ...
    ..
    how?
    ...
    ..
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.
    Like working etc...
    Right now I am in work and don't have any work to do
    it's been like this since the recession
    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions
    help
    me

    You're doing it wrong - YP ;)


  • #13
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Why don't you tell work you've no work to do, get made redundant and go on the dole. Then you'll really know the meaning of shít.


  • #14
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    This is definitely for PI rather than after hours, this could end badly here....

    Y'all posting in a troll thread..


  • #15
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,125 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    genericguy wrote: »
    it's the samaritans you're looking for OP, no good can come of your post here.

    I think he'd have the Samaritans slashing their wrists rather than listen to him whining.


  • #16
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    is the dole not all it's cracked up to be
    All my mates are out of work and all they do is drink and watch telly all day long and with the dole they claim I only come out with twice as much as they do so what's the point I ask?


  • #17
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    Hi All,

    so anyone else as negative as me, how does everyone put a postiive spin on things in life
    ...
    ..
    how?
    ...
    ..
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.
    Like working etc...
    Right now I am in work and don't have any work to do
    it's been like this since the recession
    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions
    help
    me

    boo hoo


  • #18
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    Hi All,

    so anyone else as negative as me, how does everyone put a postiive spin on things in life
    ...
    ..
    how?
    ...
    ..
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.
    Like working etc...
    Right now I am in work and don't have any work to do
    it's been like this since the recession
    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions
    help
    me
    You're doing it wrong.


  • #19
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Get a fishing rod.

    If you pull up the manhole opposite Charlies on Westmoreland St, it leads to the sewers.

    Climb down and crawl for 500 yards and take a left.

    There is lots of rats here but keep going.

    Just ahead you will see streams of light, reach up and push the grid open.

    You will now be in the air vents below the Bank Of Ireland.

    Follow the Air Vent as far as you can till you see one duct with a blue ribbon.

    It is very very small but if you look inside you will see that this the main vault.

    Push the rod through and you can take remove as many bundles of cash as you need, don't go crazy - just a hundred thousand or so at a time.

    Happy living.


  • #20
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    is the dole not all it's cracked up to be
    All my mates are out of work and all they do is drink and watch telly all day long and with the dole they claim I only come out with twice as much as they do so what's the point I ask?
    It may be change of job you need,look around but dont leave that job till you do,or go on holiday.


  • #21
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Give your job to someone else, you have it too cushy.


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  • #22
    Tucker Silly Receiver
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ Tucker Silly Receiver


    i am sure someone will be along to assist you any min now


  • #23
    coffeelover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭coffeelover


    I'd gladly take your job :D


  • #24
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Blow Jobs all rounds


  • #25
    Grupouva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭Grupouva


    Hi All,

    so anyone else as negative as me, how does everyone put a postiive spin on things in life
    ...
    ..
    how?
    ...
    ..
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.
    Like working etc...
    Right now I am in work and don't have any work to do
    it's been like this since the recession
    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions
    help
    me

    Fúck statitics tbh. You cant rely on boobs for everything in life
    It may be change of job you need,look around but dont leanow ve that job till you do,or go on holiday.

    If your looking for a new job, theres a very well known businessman / entrepeneur who's 'out the door' at the minute and needs to 'do another recruit'


  • #26
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    OP, can I have your job? Seriously.


  • #27
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    George Orwell 1982 wrote: »
    Are you in the public sector?

    Is this funny:rolleyes:


  • #28
    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    imme wrote: »
    Is this funny:rolleyes:

    No I was asking a serious question.


  • #29
    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    Hi All,

    so anyone else as negative as me, how does everyone put a postiive spin on things in life
    ...
    ..
    how?
    ...
    ..
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.
    Like working etc...
    Right now I am in work and don't have any work to do
    it's been like this since the recession
    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions
    help
    me

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMx2SKIRkw4


  • #30
    Tucker Silly Receiver
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ Tucker Silly Receiver


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Blow Jobs all rounds

    What ??? think your on another thread ?


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  • #31
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    This guy could be genuinely depressed and simply posted in wrong place,and you guys are taking the piss :mad:


  • #32
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    "You go through life, you try to resist the urge to punch people in the face, and for what? So some pimply brat can make you feel like dirt cos you're not on some "team"? I'm better than dirt, well, most kinds of dirt... not that store bought kind, that stuff's loaded with nutrients... I ah... I can't compete with that stuff..."


  • #33
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    caseyann wrote: »
    This guy could be genuinely depressed and simply posted in wrong place,and you guys are taking the piss :mad:

    He doesn't sound like he suffers from depression, though he is undoubtedly a carrier.


  • #34
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Get a hobby.


  • #35
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Get a fishing rod.

    If you pull up the manhole opposite Charlies on Westmoreland St, it leads to the sewers.

    Climb down and crawl for 500 yards and take a left.

    There is lots of rats here but keep going.

    Just ahead you will see streams of light, reach up and push the grid open.

    You will now be in the air vents below the Bank Of Ireland.

    Follow the Air Vent as far as you can till you see one duct with a blue ribbon.

    It is very very small but if you look inside you will see that this the main vault.

    Push the rod through and you can take remove as many bundles of cash as you need, don't go crazy - just a hundred thousand or so at a time.

    Happy living.

    So OutLawPete are you responsible for this then :P:P


    OP if your at work and have nothing to do, Do something constructive like learn a new language of something while sitting at your desk bored


  • #36
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Op's join date July 2010. It only gets better/worse from here on in. Get out/in now while you still can.


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  • #37
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    Hi All,

    so anyone else as negative as me, how does everyone put a postiive spin on things in life
    ...
    ..
    how?
    ...
    ..
    chances are unless you are a millionaire or very well off, statitics say you will spend 94% of your life doing stuff you don't wanna do.
    Like working etc...
    Right now I am in work and don't have any work to do
    it's been like this since the recession
    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions
    help
    me

    I'm unemployed, looking for a job and still able to enjoy myself. You're working and find life unbearable? Takes all sorts I suppose.


  • #38
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    mikerowsopht wrote: »

    so bored, I have actually read the whole of boards in the last 2 months, including their terms & conditions


    You must be the first person to ever read the terms & conditions!


  • #39
    Snake Pliisken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Snake Pliisken


    I wonder whether using internet forums has a positve/negative effect on vulnerable peoples outlook. I mean it's a fairly mighty distraction from the pain of everyday existence- but now they're nerds...


  • #40
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    Bonito wrote: »
    Op's join date July 2010. It only gets better/worse from here on in. Get out/in now while you still can.


    stinks of re-reg to me ;)


  • #41
    previous user
    Registered Users Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    define your own reality maannnn.


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  • #42
    somethingwitty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭somethingwitty


    OP with ANYTHING you do in life, it is not what you do but how you do it. There are people who hated working and hate not working even more, and those who hated working and who are delighted about being on the dole. But in general they were happy enough to go to work and just as happy to be on the dole. eThe most important thing is that you can do is to take things with a pinch of salt and have a sense of humour. I believe that is how many pass their working days:rolleyes::p

    I know a few who would say what you have said, and they are brought up by a parent or two who thinks that youre nothing unless you are working. This is bull****...

    Unemployment doesn't mean the end of the world. When a door closes a window opens and all that jazz...

    U just need to stop listening to and getting worked up by all of the hysteria and get on wit it.


  • #43
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    So OutLawPete are you responsible for this then :P:P

    Yes.

    I was heading for the Capel St branch of AIB, different layout in the sewers that side of the Liffey and so I had to use a little dynamite.

    Guess I overdid it a tad .. :o


  • #44
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    OP stop bitching

    The economy is not even that bad, and everything is really cheap now too.
    So you have no excuse, there is lots to do and enjoy in Dublin


  • #45
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    some genuine relpies, thanks you.

    I work doing IT Support for all you unappreciative users.
    we work in a brand new building with gigabit ethernet and vmware servers and all the top o the range technologies.
    they all work soo well that there is nothing to do, everything is automated and takes care of itself
    I have tried learning within my job by myself but this becomes boring after a while

    o
    well

    If only I was a woman I could bounce from job to job claiming maternity leave with my pillow under my t-shirt, every 9 months get a different job, claim again and follow the loop.

    fraud could be interesting?


  • #46
    heffsarmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭heffsarmy


    Your just talking sh1t...I see you just opened up another post about **** yourself while your wife is downstairs. I reckon killing yourself is the best way to go.


  • #47
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    lol, i agree with u
    can u hyperlink me to those a-nooth-e-asia sites
    sound


  • #48
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    OP stop bitching

    The economy is not even that bad, and everything is really cheap now too.
    So you have no excuse, there is lots to do and enjoy in Dublin

    What are you on about? Unless you're talking about a different dublin . . .


  • #49
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    some genuine relpies, thanks you.

    I work doing IT Support for all you unappreciative users.
    we work in a brand new building with gigabit ethernet and vmware servers and all the top o the range technologies.
    they all work soo well that there is nothing to do, everything is automated and takes care of itself
    I have tried learning within my job by myself but this becomes boring after a while

    o
    well

    If only I was a woman I could bounce from job to job claiming maternity leave with my pillow under my t-shirt, every 9 months get a different job, claim again and follow the loop.

    fraud could be interesting?
    Or, you could learn English? Just a suggestion.


  • #50
    diamondp
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭diamondp


    imme wrote: »
    Is this funny:rolleyes:


    yes very


  • #51
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    thetonynator wrote: »
    What are you on about? Unless you're talking about a different dublin . . .

    No there is only one dublin einstein :rolleyes:


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