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Guys - Would You Rather Be 6ft With a 3-4 Inch Dick or 5'8 With A 8-9 Inch Dick??

  • 05-07-2012 1:45pm
    #1
    Cybercubed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭


    Guys would you rather be a 6ft male with a 3-4 inch dick or 5'8 male with a 8-9 inch dick.

    They say height is one of the most attractive assets to a women, but how much would you give away to increase the size of your johnson?

    If you were exactly the same, looks, personalilty etc on both counts except for height and penis size as stated what would you choose??

    Be honest. :D

    What Would You Rather Be?? 46 votes

    6ft guy with 3-4 inch dick
    0% 0 votes
    5'8 guy with a 8-9 inch dick
    10% 5 votes
    I'm female and would prefer 6ft guy with 3-4 inch dick
    80% 37 votes
    I'm female and would prefer 5'8 guy with 8-9 inch dick
    8% 4 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Can I not just be my current height with my average size penis?


  • #3
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    can i be 4'0 male with a 27 incher, i would be a tripod :)


  • #4
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Neither of those options would appeal to a woman :confused:.


    What is your obsession with height/size?


  • #5
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,107 ✭✭✭amacca


    why...why ....why? must you do this to me

    these kind of threads only add to my insecurities

    (why cant I find a woman to love my physical averagey-ness?)

    WHY?


  • #6
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    If I go for midget status when size do I get?


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  • #7
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,703 ✭✭✭Feisar


    At 28 I've long stopped worrying about the size of my penis.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #8
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    most women probably prefer girth over length


  • #9
    LowOdour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭LowOdour


    A 8-9 inch guy with a 5'8 dick...now thats a spicy meataballlllla!


  • #10
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    The second one's close enough anyway ...


  • #11
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    most women probably prefer girth over length

    please not let this be true :(


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  • #12
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Neither. I'm 5'8'' but would have to lose 4-5 inches to be 8-9" in the trouser department. No way - I'm keepin' my 13 incher.


  • #13
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Guys it's time to realise there is very little sensitivity in the upper part of a vagina - it's why women can wear a tampon and not feel it.

    So anything above the average is wasted, as previously pointed out girth is better than length.


    And 8-9 inches? You would need to excavate the tunnel to fit it all in.


  • #14
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Neither. I'm 5'8'' but would have to lose 4-5 inches to be 8-9" in the trouser department. No way - I'm keepin' my 13 incher.
    Yeah but in fairness, if you were 8-9", it'd be natural. You wouldn't have to sellotape a carrot down there every morning.


  • #15
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    davet82 wrote: »
    can i be 4'0 male with a 27 incher, i would be a tripod :)

    Ehhhh... that's already kind of implied.


  • #16
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Neither. I'm 5'8'' but would have to lose 4-5 inches to be 8-9" in the trouser department. No way - I'm keepin' my 13 incher.

    With that post; we now all know you have a micro penis :P


  • #17
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Height, glory holes and now penis size. Wonderful.


  • #18
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    I wonder what percentage of men have actually measured their penis and height.


  • #19
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    anything above the average is wasted

    That's not what the survey on embarrassing bodies said this week, where 53% of women said size does matter.


  • #20
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I wonder what percentage of men have actually measured their penis and height.

    I'd say more know the length of their penis than their exact height!


  • #21
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    That's not what the survey on embarrassing bodies said this week, where 53% of women said size does matter.
    Length or girth?


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  • #22
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Is it cheating if you have both? :p


  • #23
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    smash wrote: »
    That's not what the survey on embarrassing bodies said this week, where 53% of women said size does matter.

    women are so shallow :cool:


  • #24
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Length or girth?
    Didn't mention it, the question was "does penis size matter?"

    The presenters spent a few segments saying it doesn't matter, then the poll results came in and wrecked everything they'd said :D
    davet82 wrote: »
    women are so shallow :cool:

    I know, shopaholic just cover that :pac:
    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    And 8-9 inches? You would need to excavate the tunnel to fit it all in.


  • #25
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    davet82 wrote: »
    women are so shallow :cool:

    Yeah, you never hear men talking about a woman's weight, legs, bum, boobs, face etc.


  • #26
    SharpshooterTom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭SharpshooterTom


    LMAO at all the shallow people on this forum.

    Truely most people know that women supposedly rank height as one of their main attractive requirements. This is always been well known.

    Yet the blokes on this forum pick the guy with the bigger dick. Typical. :D


  • #27
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    I'd say more know the length of their penis than their exact height!

    it fluctuates a bit, in fairness


  • #28
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Cora Thundering Hyacinth wrote: »
    Ehhhh... that's already kind of implied.

    ehhh... shemales... hello :confused:


  • #29
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    Didn't mention it, the question was "does penis size matter?"

    The presenters spent a few segments saying it doesn't matter, then the poll results came in and wrecked everything they'd said :D



    I know, shopaholic just cover that :pac:
    Girth yes, length not so much - average is fine;)

    Not sure what you're asking me to do with the bold bit:eek: Edit: Re-read your post!


  • #30
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Length or girth?

    Girth is always better and that's where I'm just average in that department:o


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  • #31
    LaVail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    Who are the 3 girls who voted 3-4 inch dick :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZI7BjHqvC0


  • #32
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    Yeah but in fairness, if you were 8-9", it'd be natural. You wouldn't have to sellotape a carrot down there every morning.

    All natural. It's a danger to low-flying aircraft when I'm lying down.:)


  • #33
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Not sure what you're asking me to do with the bold bit:eek: Edit: Re-read your post!

    I wasn't asking you anything :confused:


  • #34
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    ThomasFlynn wrote: »
    LMAO at all the shallow people on this forum.

    Truely most people know that women supposedly rank height as one of their main attractive requirements. This is always been well known.

    Yet the blokes on this forum pick the guy with the bigger dick. Typical. :D

    Why should we be dictated to by what women want??


  • #35
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    I wasn't asking you anything :confused:

    Didn't see the quote before it, fixed my post.


  • #36
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    ThomasFlynn wrote: »
    LMAO at all the shallow people on this forum.

    Truely most people know that women supposedly rank height as one of their main attractive requirements. This is always been well known.

    Yet the blokes on this forum pick the guy with the bigger dick. Typical. :D
    No, apparently all we're interested in is how much money you have and if you own your own house :rolleyes:.


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  • #37
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Guys it's time to realise there is very little sensitivity in the upper part of a vagina - it's why women can wear a tampon and not feel it.

    So anything above the average is wasted, as previously pointed out girth is better than length.


    And 8-9 inches? You would need to excavate the tunnel to fit it all in.
    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    No, apparently all we're interested in is how much money you have and if you own your own house :rolleyes:.

    Road side frontage and how many dairy cow's we have .. that's what i find :confused::confused:


  • #38
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Road side frontage and how many dairy cow's we have .. that's what i find :confused::confused:
    Ah, a wee rural boy, how are you finding city life?


  • #39
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    I'm 5'9 with an 8 incher so i'll cash my chips in thank you ;)


  • #40
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Guys it's time to realise there is very little sensitivity in the upper part of a vagina - it's why women can wear a tampon and not feel it.

    So anything above the average is wasted, as previously pointed out girth is better than length.


    And 8-9 inches? You would need to excavate the tunnel to fit it all in.

    Well it helps to be a bit bigger because you can hit places easier. Ideally you'd want a big dick with girth and a slight curve to increase surface area.
    So I've heard anyway


  • #41
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Ideally you'd want a big dick with girth and a slight curve to increase surface area.
    So I've heard anyway

    Did you hear that from your ex?


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  • #42
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Guy I know getting down to business with a hooker, as they were getting undressed she looks at him and laughs.

    'WHo are you intending to please with that little thing' she says mockingly.

    He looks down and then back at her and smiles broadly.

    'Myself!!' he tells her.


  • #43
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Well it helps to be a bit bigger because you can hit places easier. Ideally you'd want a big dick with girth and a slight curve to increase surface area.
    So I've heard anyway

    What do you want to 'hit' exactly? If you're talking about the G-spot look at your hand, you can reach it with a finger, so it doesn't require 8-9''.


    If it's the prostate gland ........... well I'll leave that one to you;).


  • #44
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    Did you hear that from your ex?

    Pretty much. I think it holds true as well


  • #45
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Ah, a wee rural boy, how are you finding city life?

    Hard going ;)


  • #46
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    All women want to know is how good your pancakes are. Mine are excellent.


  • #47
    LaVail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    smash wrote: »
    Did you hear that from your ex?

    LOL :D


  • #48
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Doesn't bother me! There are more important questions in life.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #49
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Pretty much. I think it holds true as well

    nope, your willy is bent and your ex-gf was trying to make you feel better ;)


  • #50
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    What do you want to 'hit' exactly? If you're talking about the G-spot look at your hand, you can reach it with a finger, so it doesn't require 8-9''.


    If it's the prostate gland ........... well I'll leave that one to you;).

    Same can be said about the prostate but that doesn't mean people want dicks the length of fingers! :p

    A big dick is more 'wasted' in anal sex vs vaginal btw!


  • #51
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Cybercubed wrote: »
    Guys would you rather be a 6ft male with a 3-4 inch dick or 5'8 male with a 8-9 inch dick.

    They say height is one of the most attractive assets to a women, but how much would you give away to increase the size of your johnson?

    If you were exactly the same, looks, personalilty etc on both counts except for height and penis size as stated what would you choose??

    Be honest. :D


    I don't have a choice here, I'm already option two but maybe a half inch of the hight. True story.


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