I want this hair.

Jeebus · 19-07-2007 2:35am #1

*Drool*

I love this dudes hair.

How does he do it ? My hair isn't nearly long enough to even attempt something like that , it doesn't even go down to my eyebrows yet, so, if I were growing it out from the scalp, how long do you think it would take the average guy to grow their hair that long ?

And what products would you need to style it in that way ? Can you think of anywhere I could order them, because the selection round these parts is awful, there's basically brylcreem strong or extra strong ! I've ordered off strawberrynet before, couldn't find anything there though

Thanks a lot ! And isn't that hair really cool

Hugh Hefner · 19-07-2007 4:02am

I believe he uses a hair straightener.

(That response constitutes the most self-restraint I have ever exercised. I am confident now that if I murder a baby nun I will still go to heaven.)

jester77 · 19-07-2007 9:08am

Jeebus wrote:

Thanks a lot ! And isn't that hair really cool

Jeebus NO, looks like the hind end of a skunk and reminds me too much of Tokio Hotel *shudders*

Owen · 19-07-2007 9:10am

Looks like an Emo idiot.

Lola123 · 19-07-2007 9:18am

jester77 wrote:

Jeebus NO, looks like the hind end of a skunk and reminds me too much of Tokio Hotel *shudders*

Excellent analogy.

No products required for this hair...just straighteners. Would take about a year to grow i think, depending on ur hair. Although u could always get hair extensions!!

straighteners and extensions...my, how the metrosexual culture is thriving!

magpie · 19-07-2007 10:13am

Good luck with your adventures into the world of the Heteropolitan. Enjoy your stay.

Sangre · 19-07-2007 11:50am

I think 'vampirefreaks.com' should be your first hint that this is not a good idea.

Caliden · 19-07-2007 12:32pm

Oh god just noticed he has some of the ends bleached. haha

To be honest when I do my hair for going out it takes roughtly a minute, any longer than that and it looks like I put in too much effort

-aboutagirl- · 19-07-2007 12:52pm

I think the hair looks great. Its sytled well and actually has a nice cut rather than 90% of the moronic males in this country who are too macho to bother to look after their appearance.

Leah_K · 19-07-2007 12:57pm

Perhaps, but he'll always be glancing over his shoulder for Pepe Le Peu.

red_ice · 19-07-2007 4:34pm

Jeebus wrote:

I love this dudes hair.

How does he do it ?

First off, you need to be between the age of 14-20, then you have to try grow your balls back into your belly and shave off ALL hair on your body. Then you take a razor and run it UP your wrist, not across. When you have mastered that, its then time to start screaming at your parents for such reasons as them telling you to clean your bedroom - how dare they! After you have mastered the "im a fkin gimp" methods, its time to write poetry about how your life is an endless obyss and how fabulous you look in your little sisters jeans. Paint your room, nails, curtains, windows, carpet, door, side skirts, daydo rails(if you have them), lamps, and roof black. Any other colour just wont do.

Once you have got all of this stuff sorted, you grow your hair, get it cut by stevie wonder, use a straightener and walk around with your cool new hair cut and proceed to get beaten up by little girls for looking like an absolute gimp.

Hope that helped mate

Léan · 19-07-2007 7:34pm

WAAAA.
Emo.
My god no, stay away. Looks like a skunk died on his head. Poor lad.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 19-07-2007 8:52pm

Yeah he's got that border collie look down.
Hope his dad beats him around the house and shaves his head... that'd make an awesome poem.

jonny68 · 19-07-2007 9:05pm

L&#233 wrote: »

WAAAA.
Emo.
My god no, stay away. Looks like a skunk died on his head. Poor lad.

Doesn't it just, fu*k me what an awful looking haircut, shocking:eek:

Creamy Goodness · 19-07-2007 9:27pm

Dear diary...

Piste · 20-07-2007 2:54pm

Oh Lord, I knew this thread would degenerate into emo-bashing. That's not what the OP is looking for! He's looking for a HAIRCUT not for his desired hairstyle to be abused.

OP: I have no idea how long it'll take for your hair to grow, just wait it out a few months until it's about that length. Get a straightener (or borrow your mum's/sister's)and straighten it, put a bit of wax/hairspray in the side sections and straighten that upwards so you get that spiky look. If you want the blonde bits too then take this picture with you to the hairdresser's and ask them to style your hair like that.

Hope this is helpful

Niamho! · 20-07-2007 5:33pm

well i think it looks Funky. i'd imagine its quite hard to maintain though and if you spend loadsa money gettin it done and then not bothering it'll be a waste!

Cake Fiend · 20-07-2007 6:15pm

I don't think it looks that bad.

Plus, you'll have to beat the fellas away with a stick!

MooseJam · 20-07-2007 8:03pm

emos rule, thats a fantastic haircut and if you follow the one or two genuine replies you shall soon look just like that - good luck in your endeavour

JC 2K3 · 22-07-2007 12:21pm

It'd take about 6 months to a year to grow I'd say. When it's long enough(or close to long enough), go to a hairdresser with that picture.

Not really that much maintenence required, you just need a hair straightener really and perhaps some sort of hairspray/product.

I think it looks ridiculous, however.

DadaKopf · 22-07-2007 1:52pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Is this a pisstake?

Ah no, really, lovely hair.*

* PS: not really lovely hair.

biko · 22-07-2007 4:49pm

JIZZLORD · 22-07-2007 7:26pm

the question is not how long it'll take to grow the hair, it's really are my legs skinny enough for girls jeans.

pisstake?

Peyton Manning · 22-07-2007 7:35pm

vampirefreaks.com

lol

phasers · 22-07-2007 9:58pm

I hate scene hair

"taking your first step into metrosexuality can be pricey, but it'll be worth it when the girls (and guys!) are all over you"

purchase a hair straightener and practice on your sister
perfect the art before attempting on yourself

JIZZLORD · 23-07-2007 12:00am

what, will fancy hair make the ladies secks meh?

Lauraaa! · 23-07-2007 1:10am

its his own business what he wants to do with his hair

personally i reckon it would look better a bit shorter!

all you need is a hair straightener and hairspray

take the picture to the hairdresser with you!

Creamy Goodness · 23-07-2007 1:13am

i agree that whole straigtened look works better when you're hair isn't long.

if you go through with it seriously do not get them blonde bits just reminds me of hulk hogan's beard.

Lauraaa! · 23-07-2007 1:18am

yeah ditch the blonde bits

ive always liked the blue and black look

koneko · 23-07-2007 3:00pm

Cake Fiend wrote:

I don't think it looks that bad.

Plus, you'll have to beat the fellas away with a stick!

lol

nice1franko · 23-07-2007 3:06pm

op, you want ur fukcing head checked if you want hair like that.

electric69 · 23-07-2007 8:11pm

i presume he is taking the piss saying he wants his hair like that? wat sort of a freak would do that to their hair?

JC 2K3 · 23-07-2007 8:48pm

duh, a vampire one.

JIZZLORD · 23-07-2007 11:48pm

i think the faux positiveness of the op and the fact he's ditched us are proof of the pisstake. all a real person would do is spend 6 months growing it and then get it cut that way anyway.

red_ice · 26-07-2007 3:09pm

JIZZLORD wrote:

i think the faux positiveness of the op and the fact he's ditched us are proof of the pisstake. all a real person would do is spend 6 months growing it and then get it cut that way anyway.

au contraire, i think this was a very serious post... but he soon came to realise that he would look like a complete spack with hair like that and now hes too embarrassed to reply.

lady_j · 27-07-2007 5:22pm

you'd need to borrow your sisters straightener...

I think that fact says it all

WindSock · 29-07-2007 1:34am

Don't worry about what everyone else is saying, OP, they have the same attitude as the Men in the Sixties did to other Males with long hair.
If you want to achieve this look, it may depend on the thickness of your hair. By the look of this fella, his hair is quite thin and wispy. Grow it until your desired length, brush it forward, over your head and face then get a scissors and thin out some sections. Section off some locks at the side and dye the rest black, then peroxide the two side bits. Style using a little wax and some hairspray. Try it yourself first, instead of wasting all your cash on a stylist.

artnotort · 29-07-2007 10:07am

boreds wrote:

Don't worry about what everyone else is saying, OP, they have the same attitude as the Men in the Sixties did to other Males with long hair.
If you want to achieve this look, it may depend on the thickness of your hair. By the look of this fella, his hair is quite thin and wispy. Grow it until your desired length, brush it forward, over your head and face then get a scissors and thin out some sections. Section off some locks at the side and dye the rest black, then peroxide the two side bits. Style using a little wax and some hairspray. Try it yourself first, instead of wasting all your cash on a stylist.

are you joking?
imagine how much worse it will look if he does it himself lol

WindSock · 29-07-2007 10:31am

No, he could try it, then if it turns out crap, go to a stylist, or cut it off and start again.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 29-07-2007 10:33am

hair takes a long time to grow, so cutting it off and starting again could mean that by the time it grows back the Op will be old enough to realise what a retarded hairstyle that is.

Works for the japanese I guess, but they're just naturally stylish.

super_furry · 31-07-2007 8:49am

I want his hair too. Preferably attached to his skull and mounted over my fireplace.

Fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser, fire is the cleanser.

JIZZLORD · 01-08-2007 1:58am

boreds wrote:

Don't worry about what everyone else is saying, OP, they have the same attitude as the Men in the Sixties did to other Males with long hair.
If you want to achieve this look, it may depend on the thickness of your hair. By the look of this fella, his hair is quite thin and wispy. Grow it until your desired length, brush it forward, over your head and face then get a scissors and thin out some sections. Section off some locks at the side and dye the rest black, then peroxide the two side bits. Style using a little wax and some hairspray. Try it yourself first, instead of wasting all your cash on a stylist.

i have long hair myself, it's just a fact that people regret fad hair, i know a lad whos dad used to have a giant afro and droopy moustache

he was mucho embarrased when an old pic with him appeared in the paper.

01-08-2007 2:04am

1. kill skunk
2. place on head

likethe guy in the beer ad but different animal

lady_j · 01-08-2007 4:28pm

biko wrote:

brilliant!

mcauley · 01-08-2007 4:36pm

artnotort wrote:

are you joking?
imagine how much worse it will look if he does it himself lol

LMFAO!!!!

Tar.Aldarion · 01-08-2007 4:39pm

vampirefreaks.com ftw. random photos to browse
picview.php?user=Spasticemochick06&uid=2093299&pic_id=19423000&s=3

JIZZLORD · 01-08-2007 4:57pm

oh tar! you and your jailbait!

Tar.Aldarion · 01-08-2007 5:05pm

What can I say? :P

JIZZLORD · 01-08-2007 5:21pm

she's 15

Tar.Aldarion · 01-08-2007 5:25pm

she's 15 now
that pic was taken in 2004 :eek:

princess-lala · 09-08-2007 10:17pm

hair grows from 1/4 - 1/2 an nch a month dependin on your hair. give yourself about a year and make sure the stylist has somethin to work with!!!! oh and from my experience (8yrs hairdressin) the whole black n white thing doesnt work together!! think chalk n cheese!!!! thats just an opinion thou. as 4 products any salon should sell good decent products!!
gud luk wit it!!

I want this hair.

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