[Req] "What's the difference" jokes

Here’s a few “What’s the difference” jokes gathered from other threads on this forum. If you know any others, feel free to share.

Q:What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in the bath?
A:One has a soul full of hope.

Q:Whats the difference between a trapeze display and a brothel?
A:One is a cunning array of stunts.

Q:What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A:One snatches watches.

Q: What's the difference between a goat and a goldfish?
A: A goldfish mucks about in fountains.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.