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Strangest/Most awkward text conversations?

  • 08-01-2010 1:41am
    #1
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭


    I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole time, got sick of her because she's as thick as a post. Couldn't have a flirty joke with her without the reply being the ever so attractive "Wha??", nor could she hold a conversation to save her life. Stopped texting her months ago, don't worry I let her down gently, didn't tell her I was in a depression or anything.:pac:

    She texted me there tonight and this was the conversation:
    Her: "U asleep? xxxxxxxxxxxx"
    Me: "Nah xx"
    Her: "K"

    Like what the fúck?:P Could she not have said "Wua?"(What you at?), "Any craic" or a "Hows u?" or something.

    Oh wait now, she just sent me a message saying ".", how inventive.:P

    Anyhooooo, ever had any text experiences like that?


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  • #2
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    baz2009 wrote: »
    I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole,

    Sounds painful.


  • #3
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    mikom wrote: »
    Sounds painful.

    Oops.:D
    It was written whilst texting a better model.:P


  • #4
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    when i was in school there was a few of us who had free texts from eircell. All you needed was the msg centre number that the eircell staff used and wham bam no credit needed anymore

    converstions were 'I'm in Irish, whrre u?' , 'english, hate english'... etc

    was glad when they copped on...


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    baz2009 wrote: »
    I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole time,

    Roger Daltrey?


  • #6
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    Nah xx! your no bleedin better.. Two of yaz wanna take a trip up to the blarney stone :p


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  • #7
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,332 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    baz2009 wrote: »
    I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole time, got sick of her because she's as thick as a post. Couldn't have a flirty joke with her without the reply being the ever so attractive "Wha??", nor could she hold a conversation to save her life. Stopped texting her months ago, don't worry I let her down gently, didn't tell her I was in a depression or anything.:pac:

    She texted me there tonight and this was the conversation:
    Her: "U asleep? xxxxxxxxxxxx"
    Me: "Nah, here with a banana in my hand"
    Her: "I love banana"
    Me: "Want to come over and hold it"
    Her: "I'm parked outside"
    Me: "K"

    Like what the fúck?:P Could she not have said "Wua?"(What you at?), "Any craic" or a "Hows u?" or something.

    Oh wait now, she just sent me a message saying ".", how inventive.:P

    Anyhooooo, ever had any text experiences like that?

    Fixed that for you;)


  • #8
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I have a mate like that. Hes fairly engaging in person but textin him is like communicating with a high functioning chimp.


  • #9
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    baz2009 wrote: »
    I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole time, got sick of her because she's as thick as a post. Couldn't have a flirty joke with her without the reply being the ever so attractive "Wha??", nor could she hold a conversation to save her life. Stopped texting her months ago, don't worry I let her down gently, didn't tell her I was in a depression or anything.:pac:

    She texted me there tonight and this was the conversation:
    Her: "U asleep? xxxxxxxxxxxx"
    Me: "Nah xx"
    Her: "K"

    Like what the fúck?:P Could she not have said "Wua?"(What you at?), "Any craic" or a "Hows u?" or something. Anyhooooo, ever had any text experiences like that?

    No. I'd never give a 'wha' my number.
    Oh wait now, she just sent me a message saying ".", how inventive.:P
    Text her 'wha' back and ignore her replies.


  • #10
    mardybumbum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    I was walking from heuston to my student accomodation last year when I got this text which simply said "CRASH".
    I replied with a "What?"
    A few seconds later they replied with a "BANG"
    I replied with a "?"
    Then I got "Ooops, wrong number"


    More recently, last week in fact, I got the following text.
    " Heya hun, im in the cinema with the lads. Will be out in 20 mins. Ring u then. x "
    My reply was " Fcuk off you knob " ( I was in a bad mood )
    I actually got a reply about half an hour later
    " Sorry about that, meant for someone else "


  • #11
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Could she not have said "Wua?"(What you at?), "Any craic" or a "Hows u?" or something.

    That's preferable?

    Aim low.


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  • #12
    Loopy
    Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    She sounds like a spanner, ignore her.


  • #13
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    HAAATE conversation killers. "k" "yeah" "whatever"... use more than one word for christ sake!

    Granted, if I'm in a strop I'll text one of the above to politely tell the other person to go and fuck themselves. If I'm in a really bad mood.. I don't put a kiss :eek:


    Strangest text I got was from an unknown number a few years ago.
    Simply said;
    "Op Good.. two sizes bigger :D"

    :/


  • #14
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    maxxie wrote: »
    Nah xx! your no bleedin better.. Two of yaz wanna take a trip up to the blarney stone :p

    Fúck her she started the conversation, I just replied to be polite.:p

    I took Abigayle's advice and she's sent me two chain messages in about 3 minutes.:P

    @The-Rigger, it's nothing special but it's better than "K".


  • #15
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    HAAATE conversation killers. "k" "yeah" "whatever"... use more than one word for christ sake!

    Granted, if I'm in a strop I'll text one of the above to politely tell the other person to go and fuck themselves. If I'm in a really bad mood.. I don't put a kiss :eek:
    Go on, have a another look at that one there now :p
    Strangest text I got was from an unknown number a few years ago.
    Simply said;
    "Op Good.. two sizes bigger :D"
    :/
    Sounds like someone was getting their ring enlarged.












    Whaaaat? :pac:


  • #16
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    baz2009 wrote: »
    I took Abigayle's advice and she's sent me two chain messages in about 3 minutes.:P

    Pff. The bitch. Shes looking for an ego boost.


    So you're entitled to a little something if you ask me. Play it real cool, reel it in, hit it, then bury your phone in the back garden.


  • #17
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Pff. The bitch. Shes looking for an ego boost.


    So you're entitled to a little something if you ask me. Play it real cool, reel it in, hit it, then bury your phone in the back garden.

    You know too much about this.:p

    She made it a point in one of the messages that she has a fella, whilst leaving me messages with 10+ x's most days.:rolleyes:


  • #18
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Sounds like someone was getting their ring enlarged
    Anal so?


  • #19
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    baz2009 wrote: »
    You know too much about this.:p

    She made it a point in one of the messages that she has a fella, whilst leaving me messages with 10+ x's most days.:rolleyes:

    She needs you to feel jealous, women need to feel needed. I'm comfortable telling you that because I don't and I'm a freak of nature :pac:


    Seriously though. Do you like her like her?

    One of the reasons I dissed her 'wha' thing is because shes in mind-gamesville. Even if you get with her you don't know how long that will go on :/


  • #20
    Jigga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Jigga


    What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?


  • #21
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Jigga wrote: »
    What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

    Yes.

    Next question?


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  • #22
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Jigga wrote: »
    What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

    No No, just keep texting them, you have to be persistent, a real man doesn't know the meaning of Restraining Order.


  • #23
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    Jigga wrote: »
    What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

    Research shows you should text them a week later. Mainly because they will be pissed again an text you back :cool:


  • #24
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Jigga wrote: »
    What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

    That depends on how the night went. If it went badly, she'll ignore your texts and calls for a day or two before sending you:

    "Can't you take a fucking hint? Text or call me again and I'll call the Gardai"

    or;

    "Tk d fkin hint nd dnt txt r cll agn r i wll hav ye kilt" [/scumbag]


    If you did well, you won't hear from her for a week.

    "Oh hi there you. I've been so busy all week, how are you?"

    or;

    "I tink Im pgnt xoxoxo" [/scumbag]


  • #25
    Jigga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Jigga


    msg11 wrote: »
    Research shows you should text them a week later. Mainly because they will be pissed again an text you back :cool:
    Genius, can't believe I haven't thought of that before.


  • #26
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Abigayle wrote: »
    She needs you to feel jealous, women need to feel needed. I'm comfortable telling you that because I don't and I'm a freak of nature :pac:


    Seriously though. Do you like her like her?

    One of the reasons I dissed her 'wha' thing is because shes in mind-gamesville. Even if you get with her you don't know how long that will go on :/

    She's a fool, and not the best looking so no I don't. She lives in Kerry, I live in Laois. Thought that as an obstacle at the beginning when I liked her, now I realise it is turning out to be quite helpful.

    She's not smart enoguh to be good at mind games, she can try but meh.:P

    I've a new one on the go a bit closer to home now, so all's good in the hood.:cool:

    This is turning into Agony Aunt Abigayle.:P


  • #27
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    baz2009 wrote: »
    She's a fool, and not the best looking so no I don't. She lives in Kerry, I live in Laois. Thought that as an obstacle at the beginning when I liked her, now I realise it is turning out to be quite helpful.
    Now you're thinking straight!
    She's not smart enoguh to be good at mind games, she can try but meh.:P
    Tell her your with someone, you're in love and shes pregnant. She'll fuck off then.
    I've a new one on the go a bit closer to home now, so all's good in the hood.:cool:
    Thats not good enough, you're young free and single. There shouldn't be one until you've decided theres one worth putting time in with.
    This is turning into Agony Aunt Abigayle.:P
    yeah welllll.

    /ruffles haor

    Less of the Aunt. In a few chapters I'll talk to you about agony ;)


  • #28
    Jigga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Jigga


    Abigayle wrote: »
    That depends on how the night went. If it went badly, she'll ignore your texts and calls for a day or two before sending you:

    "Can't you take a fucking hint? Text or call me again and I'll call the Gardai"

    or;

    "Tk d fkin hint nd dnt txt r cll agn r i wll hav ye kilt" [/scumbag]


    If you did well, you won't hear from her for a week.

    "Oh hi there you. I've been so busy all week, how are you?"

    or;

    "I tink Im pgnt xoxoxo" [/scumbag]

    The hi there is what i'm hoping for I think. There's enough scumbags in Limerick but this girl ain't one!


  • #29
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Now you're thinking straight!


    Tell her your with someone, you're in love and shes pregnant. She'll fuck off then.

    I like that idea.:p
    Thats not good enough, you're young free and single. There shouldn't be one until you've decided theres one worth putting time in with.

    Quite a possibility that she is one worth putting the time in for.:cool:

    yeah welllll.

    /ruffles haor

    Less of the Aunt. In a few chapters I'll talk to you about agony ;)

    I'll look forward to it.:P


    Jaysus I use smilies an awful lot.:P


  • #30
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    I shudder to think how Vodafone is making a loss with this level of stupidity clogging up the SMS world.


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  • #31
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    baz2009 wrote: »
    I'll look forward to it.:P

    Jaysus I use smilies an awful lot.:P

    Whoooaaah there horsey. I have the Gardai on speed dial.



    :pac:


  • #32
    Jev/N
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭Jev/N


    brummytom wrote: »
    HAAATE conversation killers. "k" "yeah" "whatever"... use more than one word for christ sake!
    :/

    Texting = conversation :confused:

    I hate texting....so much effort!


  • #33
    dublin 16 lad
    Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭dublin 16 lad


    Ha i remember when I was about 14 and had just started drinking

    I was kissing some girl at the time but it was one of those don't say a word to each other unless extremely drunk relationships

    Anyway the only communication we had would be before we came out to go drinking and the txts used to consist of

    Her: "hey! you drinkin 2nit?"

    Me: "wats d craic, yea are you?"

    Her: "cool yea I am 2, what you havin?"

    Me: "prob just half a shoulder of vodka cause i was sooo drunk last time on a full nagon!what u havin?"

    Her: "omg you wer v drunk alright.LOL!Me nd clara got 6 barcardi breezers each so wer goin to be locked!Whos buyin ur drink for u?"

    Me:"were jus going to wait at the offo for som1 to go in 4 us cause antos brother wont go in"

    etc

    This drivel would continue for hours. Oh those were the days when drinking was cool and girls were easy!


  • #34
    Nebit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Nebit


    This isn't my own experience, it was actually to my bestfriend.

    him: ud look gud pregnant

    her: WTF!! r u drunk or sum fink

    him: nah i just saw myleene klass n fort ud look beta than her pregnant.

    her: r u being serious??

    him: yea i fink ud b hot, ur so wife/mum lookin already xx

    her: ............ oh tanx F U!!! .... don txt me again freak!!

    Ahahaha i thought it was hilarious, moral of the story, lads, don't tell a girl she looks like the 'wifey mum type', does not go down well lol
    also dont laugh while someone texts this :(:(


  • #35
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    Nebit wrote: »
    This isn't my own experience, it was actually to my bestfriend.

    him: ud look gud pregnant

    her: WTF!! r u drunk or sum fink

    him: nah i just saw myleene klass n fort ud look beta than her pregnant.

    her: r u being serious??

    him: yea i fink ud b hot, ur so wife/mum lookin already xx

    her: ............ oh tanx F U!!! .... don txt me again freak!!

    Ahahaha i thought it was hilarious, moral of the story, lads, don't tell a girl she looks like the 'wifey mum type', does not go down well lol
    also dont laugh while someone texts this :(:(

    Are they on eastenders or something :confused:


  • #36
    extra-ordinary_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,779 ✭✭✭extra-ordinary_


    Seaneh wrote: »
    just have a peddle.


    Start selling stuff??

    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    No I'm eating almond cakes, meaning I don't wanna contaminate my hands with willy flavour thanks!


    nice...:rolleyes:


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