Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

Papillon! · 04-10-2012 11:04am

Re-heated Dominos from last night. MMMM

Zulu · 04-10-2012 11:08am

Time was, when I was young and immortal, I used to make the following:
Bread, 3 rashers, fried egg made into a sandwich. Nothing too terrible there, but I used to fry the whole lot in butter. Man it was yummy. Fried bread sandwich FTW!

Dubh Geannain · 22-10-2012 8:22pm

A toss up:

A glass of water full of ash.
Or,
Also after staying in a friends house once, the next morning I woke up parched I found a small glass beside the bed. Went to the bathroom, put some water in and necked it. There was something not right. Spat out one ear ring. The other? well...

seachto7 · 24-10-2012 3:18pm

Vienneta in vegetable soup

Cargin · 11-11-2012 3:40am

chocolate eclairs...plural.

xtinataguba · 15-11-2012 8:16am

beer in the morning! i will never do that again.

evanmarko · 30-11-2012 1:16pm

bic mac burgers after a heavy night of drinking

Yakuza · 30-11-2012 4:33pm

The previous night's Abrakebabra taken from my coat pocket and reheated in a microwave. I did have the presence of mind to take off the foil wrapping first. De-lish!

Talib Fiasco · 07-12-2012 11:13pm

Microwaved waffle burger from the dinner the day before, a packet of cheese slices and two cans of Druids. Can still taste that tripe cider on top of the cheese and ketchup.

janja · 12-12-2012 7:29pm

NS77 wrote: »

The Gut Buster at the Market Diner, Brighton...hmmmm!

jayzuz

DaveNoCheese · 12-12-2012 7:34pm

We did the whole black friday thing while over in Chicago, ended going to Dennys at 6am and getting burgers and nachos... now they were delicious mind you but probably the most unhealthy breaky I've had!

gotobread · 29-12-2012 2:17am

9 rashers

Doc Ruby · 30-01-2013 12:21am

I'd a pocketed steak fried in butter with eggs, chips, onions and mushrooms this morning, plus side of bacon doused in vinegar, mayo and salt (the chips). A pocketed steak or 'carpetbagger steak' is where you slice open the steak and fill it with blue cheese. This morning was a crumbly Stilton. Oh and a cuppa you could dance a mouse across.

Mech1 · 30-01-2013 12:30am

Went for a "vampires breakfast" recently, it got in the news:

Quote:
A WOMAN is accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison inside her private parts – then asking him to perform a SEX ACT on her.

The shocked 43-year-old hubby is now suing her for the alleged attempted assassination.

The woman, from Sao Jose do Rio Preto in Brazil, planted a toxic substance in her genitals then lured her husband to bed, local reports say.

But when she asked him to give her oral sex, he is said to have fled after noticing a strange smell.

The suspicious husband then took his wife, who has not been named, to hospital where doctors carried out tests and found she had ingested a poisonous substance.

clint highway · 30-01-2013 12:40am

ah feck yis now im hungry

buckfasterer · 06-02-2013 11:17pm

Breakfast roll first thing in the morning now after reading this thread!

Auldloon · 15-02-2013 9:00pm

Reached out eyes closed head hammering and mouth like sandpaper grabbed bottle and drank. It wasn't water it was aftershave....:o

Trhiggy83 · 30-03-2013 2:04am

Clarks Bakery - Dundee

Helicopter - Beef Burger, sausage, slice of bacon (ham for you from the US), fried egg, and a nice helping of thick cut chips (fries), all inside of a huge bun. Add a little brown sauce

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 15-04-2013 12:20pm

Mines was a big-mac meal with large fries and a large coke with an extra 2 double cheeseburgers...

10 in the morning. Never again.

IrishLad90 · 17-04-2013 5:54pm

Everyone know pizza gets better overnight but another tasty breakfast is leftover popcorn from the night before. both washed down with the last bottle from the fridge.

Caonima · 25-08-2013 12:45pm

2 double quarterpounders, bag of chips, chicken nugget thingys, sausage sandwich, and a 6-pack of Bud. On a Monday morning. Because I forgot it was Monday and I had to go to work. Rolled into the office late around 10.30 looking like a hatted cock.

shanered · 25-08-2013 12:46pm

French toast with fried egg, bacon, sausage pudding.

25-08-2013 12:49pm

Pringles and a can of bulmers probably. Roll on electric picnic!

Faith+1 · 30-08-2013 3:55pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Pringles and a can of bulmers probably. Roll on electric picnic!

ewwwww!:eek:

syklops · 30-08-2013 4:17pm

When I was a singleton, Id go out on a friday night, have a few pints, and get a kebab from Abra-kebabra and eat it in bed. Manys a night it would be too much for me, and I'd wrap it up in its paper and put it in the bed side drawer. Next morning, Id wake up, hungry, energyless, and knowing I had nothing suitable in the fridge Id reach into the bedside drawer and polish off the kebab.

I stopped doing this when one such morning I reached in, unfolded it and got stuck in. After a few chews a realisation came to me: This isn't last nights kebab.

Seamai · 30-08-2013 4:29pm

Cold pepperoni pizza sitting on a kitchen worktop all night

LD 50 · 02-09-2013 9:33pm

Deep fried beef and bean burrito.

I've prob had equally as bad brekkies, but that's the one that most springs to mind.

o1s1n · 03-09-2013 2:31pm

Left over Romantica cake. Really set me up for the day.

The Dom · 13-11-2013 9:40pm

Two or three Mikado biscuits (the ones with the jam centre) from a plate that had some spilled draft Guinness in the bottom of it.

Was nice.

dyeti · 31-01-2014 5:13pm

Half a gone off banana followed by a warm can of cider, a rollie and some yokes. Knockanstockan!

Santa Cruz · 08-06-2014 7:22pm

Full English in a cafe in Hereford near cattle market. Eggs hard enough that could be used in Wimbledon, sausages about 5% pork I'd say.
Severe indigestion all the way back to Brum

chopper6 · 23-06-2014 1:53pm

On holidays recently..a tray of leftover chinese spare ribs(cold) and half a litre of vodka.

Plastic Cavanman · 05-07-2014 12:24am

I've had 3+ of yesterday's overly hard jam doughnuts for breakfast, a few times. Kind of bungs you up though.

chopper6 · 06-07-2014 6:12pm

Plastic Cavanman wrote: »

I've had 3+ of yesterday's overly hard jam doughnuts for breakfast, a few times. Kind of bungs you up though.

Prune juice and vodka is your friend...you'll move like a fcucked drain!

Plastic Cavanman · 07-07-2014 7:32pm

chopper6 wrote: »

Prune juice and vodka is your friend...you'll move like a fcucked drain!

Certainly doesn't sound friendly!

chopper6 · 08-07-2014 10:40am

Plastic Cavanman wrote: »

Certainly doesn't sound friendly!

Better out than in!

Owryan · 20-07-2014 9:15pm

From when I was in the leb, on a trip to the coast breakfast consisted of half a chicken, bacon, eggs, rashers n chips. Washed down with beer. All before 10am.

Mankiest breakfast, cold ration pack chicken curry, sitting in a rain soaked field in Wicklow at 2am.

sezyboo · 30-08-2014 11:36pm

M&Ms and diet coke :-)

Oh I would die for an irish fry up right now

Saipanne · 30-08-2014 11:36pm

A slug of whiskey.

feargale · 31-08-2014 12:17am

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

I once made a breakfast lasagne. It served 8 people and cured their stomachs. Headaches still remained, so next time I might crush a panadol in there too

The only breakfast that cures a drink damaged stomach is soup, preferably vegetable soup. Failing that, porridge and honey isn't bad..

1huge1 · 01-09-2014 8:01pm

I remember when I worked as a barman in graz, austria.

There was a 24hr kebab shop. Made kebabs like this http://thedonerking.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/16943.jpg

I'm ashamed to say how often I had these for breakfast...lunch...and dinner...in the same day :-) back when my metabolism could handle such an attack.

Its their fault, they were only €1.50 and delicious.

Being older and kebabs costing at least €4 in Ireland has slowed down my consumption of them.

Long Gone · 07-09-2014 3:55pm

A wh**es breakfast : A cup of coffee and a fag.

chupacabra · 25-10-2014 9:12am

4 big clonakilty puddings chopped up, deep fried and eaten out of a wok

Kevin the Kid · 29-10-2014 9:23am

chupacabra wrote: »

4 big clonakilty puddings chopped up, deep fried and eaten out of a wok

And that just for starters? Did you pat the pudding down with a paper cloth before you ate them (joke).

I see in another thread you say you said

Back when I drank only beer it was around 8 beers a night. Now I start my evening with 2 beers followed by around 700ml of rum. Still functional.

I hope you are doing ok. It sounds like you're not heading in a very good direction.(not a joke)

If you want you could try something new. Turn things around.

jeanrose770 · 29-10-2014 4:09pm

A big greasy bacon sandwich covered in pepperjack cheese and sautéed onions. Made with about 1/2 lb of bacon and no shame! YUMMMMMMEHHH!

susanlinda823 · 29-10-2014 4:51pm

Left over pizza from the night before cooked into an omlette with more cheese of course. And bacon.

irish_goat · 29-10-2014 4:57pm

Have had the Wetherspoons large breakfast, clocks in at around 1,500 calories.

Plastic Cavanman · 09-02-2015 11:21am

Recently had two McDonald's double cheeseburgers microwaved the next morning. Not bad really.

Gloomtastic! · 09-02-2015 11:55am

Plastic Cavanman wrote: »

Recently had two McDonald's double cheeseburgers microwaved the next morning. Not bad really.

Oh yes it is!

Plastic Cavanman · 09-02-2015 2:45pm

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

Oh yes it is!

I'm still alive though!

Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

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