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Would You Use A Gloryhole If You Came Across One??

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Definitely wouldn't be into that sort of an effort. If someone wants to put their penis though a hole in the wall in some den of iniquity fair play to them, they're braver than I am.

    Anyway, half the fun of a BJ is sitting back on the couch, beer in hand watching some blonde thing go to work.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    There's no way I'd stick my dick in a random hole in a bathroom wall.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Personally I prefer to stick it through letterboxes, then rings people's doorbells

    till you get the hosue with the dog that always eats the letters and papers that usually come through the letterbox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Feisar


    danniemcq wrote: »
    till you get the hosue with the dog that always eats the letters and papers that usually come through the letterbox

    Much better to sneak around back and smash the doors in.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    I have a portable glory hole i take everywhere with me, Its basically a piece of cardboard with a hole i cut in it. Public toilets are so nineties.

    We all know it's the tube after you use all the toilet roll.

    Then sometimes you get really adventurous and bring out a kitchen roll ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    danniemcq wrote: »
    There used to be one in the local bus eireann station up here...

    Lets just say i walked in at the wrong time and quickly walked out again.

    After about 30 seconds 2 people came storming out one guy looked about 30 or so the other 50+.

    gave it a few more minutes before going in to pee.
    Before they renovated the jacks in Bus Aras nearly every cubicle had them. Also the jacks that used to be beside O'Connell Bridge was kind of notorious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    I have a portable glory hole i take everywhere with me, Its basically a piece of cardboard with a hole i cut in it. Public toilets are so nineties.

    They're a gay guys invention and tbh no I don't fancy shoving my cock through one. Getting a nice bit of head is the least of my worries when my dick is on the line in front of a randomer that could be psycho!!

    I never came across one ever don't want to either!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    There's nothing stopping the blower using one of these on the blowee if he/she doesn't like his ding dong:



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭paddyzk


    Imagine the looks you'd get going into the jacks with a power drill ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    noddyone2 wrote: »
    Wexford is full of them! I've heard there's quite a few in Taghmon.

    The Taghmon Gloryhole Festival?


  • Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Musiconomist


    Cybercubed wrote: »
    So you on holiday, soho, or amsterdam you come across a glory hole, you have no way of knowing who is behind the glory hole.

    Could be a beautiful blonde, and old woman, or even worse a guy, he or she dosnt speak, the money is left in the letter box.

    Would you use the glory hole even though you dont know who is behind the screen?

    It could be the the best oral relief you have ever had, but is was given to you by a munter, but you liked it, how would you know? :pac:

    Well, which is more likely?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Cybercubed wrote: »
    So you on holiday, soho, or amsterdam you come across a glory hole, you have no way of knowing who is behind the glory hole.

    Could be a beautiful blonde, and old woman, or even worse a guy, he or she dosnt speak, the money is left in the letter box.

    Would you use the glory hole even though you dont know who is behind the screen?

    It could be the the best oral relief you have ever had, but is was given to you by a munter, but you liked it, how would you know? :pac:

    Well, which is more likely?

    The old woman??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Slattsy wrote: »
    The old woman??

    Just as long as she takes out her false teeth - nothing nicer than being gummed ;)


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,124 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I never realised what a sheltered and innocent life I have until I read this thread. Glory hole you say, :eek: well as a woman if I'm in the loo and someone sticks their lad through a glory hole towards me it won't be a 'happy ending' put it that way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭who_me


    paddyzk wrote: »
    Imagine the looks you'd get going into the jacks with a power drill ?

    Tell 'em it's a sex toy. Industrial strength.

    They won't bother you again.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    do you use your mother as a glory hole or your dog :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    pc7 wrote: »
    I never realised what a sheltered and innocent life I have until I read this thread. Glory hole you say, :eek: well as a woman if I'm in the loo and someone sticks their lad through a glory hole towards me it won't be a 'happy ending' put it that way.

    Just think of it as a Chupa Chup, suck don't bite!


  • Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow




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