Mobile Apocalypse

useful_contacts · 13-04-2008 10:58pm #1

MY 02 phone and my bfs 02 phone are down- and my sister just informed me her 087 phone wont send mags/ call numbers it just says "emergency calls only" as does me and the bfs phone

happening to anyone else?

The mobile phone Apocalypse maybe?

Gordon · 13-04-2008 11:00pm

What's that got to do with alcopops?

Alanstrainor · 13-04-2008 11:01pm

apocalypse

Mr. CooL ICE · 13-04-2008 11:01pm

Mobile phone alcopops have been around a few weeks now. Roughly the same time that shops turned back on their 99 machines

Rb · 13-04-2008 11:02pm

Gordon wrote: »

What's that got to do with alcopops?

I think they're referring to the acropolis ?

useful_contacts · 13-04-2008 11:03pm

Gordon wrote: »

What's that got to do with alcopops?

mmmmmmmmmmmm;)

Gordon · 13-04-2008 11:04pm

rb_ie wrote: »

I think they're referring to the acropolis ?

What's that got to do with mobile phones, they weren't even invented back then.

Could it be echo polyps? Those tumours you get from mobile phones, on your ear?

connundrum · 13-04-2008 11:06pm

OMFG!

I'll have to delay all of my text message sending and phone calling for several minutes now.

Rb · 13-04-2008 11:06pm

Gordon wrote: »

Could it be echo polyps? Those tumours you get from mobile phones, on your ear?

Ah, this would make much more sense.

OP: You can't seek medical advise on Boards, go see your GP asap.

Mr. CooL ICE · 13-04-2008 11:08pm

Maybe the OP meant "mobile fo' necropolitics", and blames underworld, undead democracy for why she and her bf can't find their 086 phones

useful_contacts · 13-04-2008 11:08pm

rb_ie wrote: »

Ah, this would make much more sense.

OP: You can't seek medical advise on Boards, go see your GP asap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse

Mr. CooL ICE · 13-04-2008 11:09pm

useful_contacts wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse

Oooohhhhhhhh!!!! Apocalypse!!!!! Why didn't you say so?

Short answer - I'm meteor, so haven't a clue

useful_contacts · 13-04-2008 11:10pm

LordChessington wrote: »

Oooohhhhhhhh!!!! Apocalypse!!!!! Why didn't you say so?

Short answer - I'm meteor, so haven't a clue

cos i cant spell ta save my life:D

Gordon · 13-04-2008 11:11pm

useful_contacts wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse

Hey look we all make mistakes, don't worry about it, it's not the end of the world.

Rb · 13-04-2008 11:12pm

useful_contacts wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse

http://www.specialistinfo.com/intl/ei/thget.php?t=t_chst&r=SEASH8

Get down there asap.

useful_contacts · 13-04-2008 11:12pm

Gordon wrote: »

Hey look we all make mistakes, don't worry about it, it's not the end of the world.

bahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa:D

AlmightyCushion · 13-04-2008 11:12pm

This thread reminds me of calippos. God, they were great.

randylonghorn · 13-04-2008 11:13pm

Originally posted by useful contacts

MY 02 phone and my bfs 02 phone are down- and my sister just informed me her 087 phone wont send mags/ call numbers it just says "emergency calls only" as does me and the bfs phone

Ah, the ironing!

connundrum · 13-04-2008 11:14pm

I have a mental image of a crop of lips

useful_contacts · 13-04-2008 11:16pm

rb_ie wrote: »

http://www.specialistinfo.com/intl/ei/thget.php?t=t_chst&r=SEASH8

Get down there asap.

i know TOTAL emergency:D

Karoma · 13-04-2008 11:16pm

connundrum wrote: »

I have a mental image of a crop of lips

I don't. Share (Use mspaint)

MrJoeSoap · 13-04-2008 11:19pm

useful_contacts wrote: »

MY 02 phone and my bfs 02 phone are down- and my sister just informed me her 087 phone wont send mags/ call numbers it just says "emergency calls only" as does me and the bfs phone

happening to anyone else?

The mobile phone Apocalypse maybe?

Have you tried topping up?

connundrum · 13-04-2008 11:20pm

rb_ie wrote: »

acropolis

Possible word association. Google images threw this up, which is totally unrelated again. This is quickly turning into a TCN type thread.

Karoma · 13-04-2008 11:21pm

OP: Try joining a club? The Amish are recruiting.

AlmightyCushion · 13-04-2008 11:22pm

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Have you tried topping up?

What does this have to do with getting drunk in ancient greek buildings?

useful_contacts · 13-04-2008 11:22pm

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Have you tried topping up?

only topped up an hour ago

MrJoeSoap · 13-04-2008 11:22pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

What does this have to do with getting drunk in ancient greek buildings?

Everything. And nothing.

randylonghorn · 13-04-2008 11:26pm

connundrum wrote: »

This is quickly turning into a TCN type thread.

Nah, it's not up to that standard yet, but there's hope ...

buckfast4me · 13-04-2008 11:26pm

Tipperary? Sure ya might aswell be in china.

useful_contacts · 13-04-2008 11:28pm

buckfast4me wrote: »

Tipperary? Sure ya might aswell be in china.

:D

13-04-2008 11:29pm

The zombies have begun to attack. Best to kill anyone you live near and store them in your freezer as soon as you can.

In other news, I made stew today. With beef, I swear.

Ruu_Old · 13-04-2008 11:29pm

The Apocalypse is coming to my town! \o\ /o/

randylonghorn · 13-04-2008 11:33pm

We told you not to buy a house in Sunnydale ... :rolleyes:

Alanstrainor · 13-04-2008 11:57pm

Gordon wrote: »

Hey look we all make mistakes, don't worry about it, it's not the end of the world.

hahahahaaha, brilliant!

A-Trak · 14-04-2008 12:08am

Mobile Apocalypse eh?

If it's mobile and hence apocalypizing folks on the go can we not divert it elsewhere?

I recommend a giant tinfoil wall, shunting it off towards Iceland with their geysers and equally hot women.

Take that you seal eating nazi's

/Begins rolling out the bacofoil.

useful_contacts · 14-04-2008 12:39am

just want to know if anyone else on 02s network is down

randylonghorn · 14-04-2008 12:53am

useful_contacts wrote: »

just want to know if anyone else on 02s network is down

I'm on O2, and I haven't gone down ...

AlmightyCushion · 14-04-2008 12:58am

randylonghorn wrote: »

I'm on O2, and I haven't gone down ...

Giggidy.

randylonghorn · 14-04-2008 1:17am

[KevinCostner] Bait the hook, and they will bite! [/KevinCostner]

Overheal · 14-04-2008 1:50am

I do know that since the 7/7 attacks in London a new plan was devised (or had been devised) that in an emergency the cell networked would be locked down; and only phones with a government simcard would be permitted access to it.

Alessandra · 14-04-2008 2:11am

I am o2, didn't get any messages this evening.. Oh wait no it's cos I have no friends:o

Wertz · 14-04-2008 2:54am

Karoma wrote: »

OP: Try joining a club? The Amish are recruiting.

I hear there's a place in texas looking for some new female members to boost their numbers...

So neway dis mobile alcopop...does it have a fat frog ringtone r what?

Mobile Apocalypse

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