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My Beef Jerky!!!!

  • 11-04-2014 9:28pm
    #1
    FudgeBrownie
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭FudgeBrownie


    I know how ridiculous this sounds, because yes, it is.

    Customs took 40 beef jerky off me (bashtads). On the letter I found in my pretty much empty box, it said people can be fined €200. Has anyone been fined for this? Already lost all the cash I blew on 40 fine ass pieces of beef.


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  • #2
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Always jerk yer own beef dude!


  • #3
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    I know how ridiculous this sounds, because yes, it is.

    Customs took 40 beef jerky off me (bashtads). On the letter I found in my pretty much empty box, it said people can be fined €200. Has anyone been fined for this? Already lost all the cash I blew on 40 fine ass pieces of beef.
    You need to be licensed to import certain products afaik


  • #4
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Where it come from?


  • #5
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    What was the country of origin? It may have been contaminated.

    Do you not watch Border Patrol? You need to fly out and smuggle it back in your rectum, under a wig or in hollowed out shoe soles.


  • #6
    Barbara Worried Beach
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Barbara Worried Beach


    Those jerks


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  • #7
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Go home yank


  • #8
    MayoSalmon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭MayoSalmon


    0% Beef 100% Jerky


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Where were you on holidays?


  • #10
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    You can buy beef jerky in a tesco or a petrol station over here OP.....


  • #11
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    I tried to import a note saying I could get a fine and I got a box of beef jerky today.
    Customs are a pack of jobsworths.


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  • #12
    FudgeBrownie
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭FudgeBrownie


    It was from America, and no I'm Irish. Wondering if they're likely to fine you first time. Damn food looked so tasty.


  • #13
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Where were you on holidays?


    Rhyl


  • #14
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    People have gone to war for less. Poor OP, you'll always be hungry again :D


  • #15
    MayoSalmon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭MayoSalmon


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    It was from America, and no I'm Irish. Wondering if they're likely to fine you first time. Damn food looked so tasty.

    Don't pay any fine...get prosecuted....go to prison for the grand sum of 15 seconds and away you go.

    You're welcome


  • #16
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    MayoSalmon wrote: »
    Don't pay any fine...get prosecuted....go to prison for the grand sum of 15 seconds and away you go.

    You're welcome

    And it helps if ever applying to emigrate! "Ohh, you've been to Jail! Wow, come on in, we love to see that sort of stuff!"


  • #17
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    learn to biltong OP...


  • #18
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Don't pay the fine and get yourself down to the Phoenix Park, venison jerky beats out beef any day, it is a little deerer but no import issues.


  • #19
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    It was from America, and no I'm Irish. Wondering if they're likely to fine you first time. Damn food looked so tasty.

    Bet they were thinking the same thing.


  • #20
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Beef jerky from the States may carry harmful microscopic organisms that could decimate our indigenous beef jerky population if released into the wild.

    Consider yourself lucky OP.


  • #21
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Bet they were thinking the same thing.

    As they were eating it. :)


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  • #22
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Go home yank


  • #23
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,492 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Make your own beef jerky OP.

    It's as much a rite of passage for a man as ****ting with the door open, talking about pussy and going on riverboat gambling trips.


  • #24
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Fieldog wrote: »
    You can buy beef jerky in a tesco or a petrol station over here OP.....

    For an eye watering price.


  • #25
    FudgeBrownie
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭FudgeBrownie


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Go home yank

    That's twice you've said that. I'm Irish you little cretin. Power to the beef.


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I brought some back with me from China and there was no problem with customs.
    Although it mightn't have been beef......tbh I don't know what it was but it was definitely some sort of animal product anyway. My friend asked me to bring her some weird Chinese snack food and that's what was available at the airport so that's what she got. Pretty sure she just fed it to her dog.


  • #27
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,721 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    http://www.beefjerkysnacks.ie/

    great local jerky


  • #28
    FudgeBrownie
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭FudgeBrownie


    Balmed Out wrote: »
    http://www.beefjerkysnacks.ie/

    great local jerky

    Thank you very much! Ever tried them?

    I think the fact that it was confiscated makes me want it even more.


  • #29
    nibtrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    Thank you very much! Ever tried them?

    I think the fact that it was confiscated makes me want it even more.

    I buy these - normally get a 60 pack every few months. The teriyaki is my favourite, Cajun hot is great too. They do sample mixed packs so you can try out different flavours.

    Very quick delivery too.


  • #30
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,721 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    i get the original. Just as good as what yould get abroad really


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  • #31
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    Thank you very much! Ever tried them?

    I think the fact that it was confiscated makes me want it even more.

    I peeked at that site. They have free samples on request.
    I doubt they would send any to Canada.


  • #32
    SeanW
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭SeanW


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Go home yank
    Proof that boards needs a "No thanks" button. I could ... for example ... suggest you go back to Manchester, ya limey :pac:


  • #33
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    What a joik awf!


  • #34
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,029 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNe0I71RnL4


  • #35
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    What a joik awf!

    Ba Da Bing!;)


  • #36
    FudgeBrownie
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭FudgeBrownie


    I think we've just started a beef jerky revolution. Viva la beef.

    Will try that Irish site out. Thanks a lot!


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  • #37
    MonstaMash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Boss Hog's bacon jerky is where it's at these days...nom nom nom

    http://www.baconjerky.com/bacon-jerky-flavors.html


  • #38
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,408 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Why not import your own American cow and make jerky from it , I'm sure there's a licence or office somewhere .


  • #39
    D1stant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    Satriale wrote: »
    learn to biltong OP...

    Yes. Beats the sh1te out of beef jerky


  • #40
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    It's all about the Biltong for me.


  • #41
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    There is a beef jerky equivalent of Peperami called BiFi apparently. I'd recommend you try that.


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  • #42
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Fieldog wrote: »
    You can buy beef jerky in a tesco or a petrol station over here OP.....

    thats not the same thing


  • #43
    FudgeBrownie
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭FudgeBrownie


    Yeah the stuff in the petrol stations is dirt. I was after some nice lean proper beef jerky. Does biltong take long to do?


  • #44
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    I think I saw that Irish stuff in Discount Supplements Terenure store.

    Im gonna make it myself sometime, it seems to be expensive no matter where you buy it and its just lean cut of beef dried out with spices and vacuum packed.

    Ive had Chinese jerky from the Asian store at jervis st luas stop. but that was fish I think, not sure if I had meat there too but I wouldnt chance it as you wouldnt know what youre getting. it was also too sweet.


  • #45
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    smoked salmon is also a good diy to try out. very simple


    they only sell these things at prices people are willing to pay, same as popcorn at the cinema.


  • #46
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    D1stant wrote: »
    Yes. Beats the sh1te out of beef jerky
    SamAK wrote: »
    It's all about the Biltong for me.

    I'm all out since last week, but I've a lidl housekeepers cut in the fridge calling my name...


  • #47
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    Yeah the stuff in the petrol stations is dirt. I was after some nice lean proper beef jerky. Does biltong take long to do?

    2 or 3 days if you have a fan oven (2 for a bit moist, 3 if you like dry)


  • #48
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    It was from America, and no I'm Irish. Wondering if they're likely to fine you first time. Damn food looked so tasty.
    It's sh1te so putrid our dog wouldn't eat it :eek:


  • #49
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    FudgeBrownie wrote: »
    Yeah the stuff in the petrol stations is dirt. I was after some nice lean proper beef jerky. Does biltong take long to do?

    You can buy it online easy enough - http://www.bulkpowders.ie/shop-by-range/active-foods/high-protein-biltong.html


  • #50
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Buy one of these and make your own. Nom nom nom nom


  • #51
    marc96
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 300 ✭✭marc96


    Takes me about a week to maje my own biltong


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