There's a dude in my shop with a Wolf T-shirt on.

weiland79 · 23-10-2010 11:44am #1

I had to ask him.

" So do you have an interest in Wolves"?
" Oh yeah i have a tatoo and all, I wanted to study vetinary but i didn't get in"
"Hmmmm to bad"
"Yeah to bad i really love wolves"
"Probably wouldn't be treating too many wolves as a vet though"?
" Yeah your probably right"
"Hmmm yeah"

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 23-10-2010 11:46am

Wooooow.

mikom · 23-10-2010 11:47am

Ask him what he thinks of Kangaroos.

FunkZ · 23-10-2010 11:52am

****ing Twilight fans...

celtic Liger · 23-10-2010 12:18pm

there's a guy in my shop that seen my t-shirt and started a thread on a message forum about it.

and he/she says I'm the oddball.

Psychedelic · 23-10-2010 1:07pm

Was this the t-shirt?
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1287835553&sr=8-2

longshanks · 23-10-2010 1:10pm

I was cutting chillis earlier and i rubbed my eye. Bad move that. One eye is crying while the rest of my face is just taking it easy

weiland79 · 23-10-2010 1:19pm

Psychedelic wrote: »

Was this the t-shirt?
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1287835553&sr=8-2

Nope i think it was the one that gives the wearer special powers of seduction.

Zombienosh · 23-10-2010 1:22pm

YEAHHHHHHHHH WOLVES, lets make a biker gang, and have our own PACK!

take everything · 23-10-2010 1:47pm

celtic Liger wrote: »

there's a guy in my shop that seen my t-shirt and started a thread on a message forum about it.

and he/she says I'm the oddball.

Wait, whose shop is it?

Superbus · 23-10-2010 1:49pm

take everything wrote: »

Wait, whose shop is it?

Mine.

kraggy · 23-10-2010 1:50pm

That t shirt is legendary. Read all the reviews on amazon.com.

One of the funniest things I saw on the web last year.

weiland79 · 23-10-2010 2:02pm

kraggy wrote: »

That t shirt is legendary. Read all the reviews on amazon.com.

One of the funniest things I saw on the web last year.

Someone gets it.

Feeona · 23-10-2010 2:26pm

Psychedelic wrote: »

Was this the t-shirt?
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1287835553&sr=8-2

People who viewed that item also viewed a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk. But of course.

celtic Liger · 23-10-2010 2:37pm

weiland79 wrote: »

Someone gets it.

apoologies op, I get wolf tshirts, I just thought you didn't.

as a uniformless retail worker person, I look forward to my next available opportunity to unleash the beast.

take everything · 23-10-2010 3:09pm

weiland79 wrote: »

Someone gets it.

In fairness, i was waiting for an (ironically cliche) "2008 called and it wants its meme back".

Edit: not saying it's not funny, just that i expected the typical AH response would've been jaded rather than unfamiliar with it.

weiland79 · 23-10-2010 3:40pm

celtic Liger wrote: »

apoologies op, I get wolf tshirts, I just thought you didn't.

as a uniformless retail worker person, I look forward to my next available opportunity to unleash the beast.

Please keep the beast in your pants.

Superbus · 23-10-2010 3:42pm

take everything wrote: »

In fairness, i was waiting for an (ironically cliche) "2008 called and it wants its meme back".
Edit: not saying it's not funny, just that i expected the typical AH response would've been jaded rather than unfamiliar with it.

Hey, the 1990s called, it wants its phrase back.

celtic Liger · 23-10-2010 4:03pm

weiland79 wrote: »

Please keep the beast in your pants.

more of a bee then a beast...sigh

sonic85 · 23-10-2010 4:25pm

you just crushed that mans dream OP. hope youre happy......

TPD · 23-10-2010 4:36pm

Superbus wrote: »

Hey, the 1990s called, it wants its phrase back.

Screw what it wants, steal its timephone!

EverEvolving · 23-10-2010 4:41pm

Superbus wrote: »

Hey, the 1990s called, it wants its phrase back.

Scrubs is suing you for copyright infringment

Scuid Mhór · 23-10-2010 4:50pm

weiland79 wrote: »

I had to ask him.

" So do you have an interest in Wolves"?
" Oh yeah i have a tatoo and all, I wanted to study vetinary but i didn't get in"
"Hmmmm to bad"
"Yeah to bad i really love wolves"
"Probably wouldn't be treating too many wolves as a vet though"?
" Yeah your probably right"
"Hmmm yeah"

stay tuned for the next episode of flaked out, starring weiland79 and the guy with the wolf t-shirt.

weiland79 · 23-10-2010 5:15pm

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

stay tuned for the next episode of flaked out, starring weiland79 and the guy with the wolf t-shirt.

I clearly stated he was a Dude and not ust some random ' Guy '. Maybe i should repeat it He had a Wolf T-Shirt on! come on guy, try and keep up.

take everything · 23-10-2010 5:32pm

Superbus wrote: »

Hey, the 1990s called, it wants its phrase back.

Yes that's why "ironically cliche" is in parentheses.

PanchoVilla · 23-10-2010 6:32pm

I saw this guy in my shop one time wearing a Star Wars t-shirt.

"So you like Star Wars huh?"
Yeah, I have Boba Fett tattooed on my back. I wanted to be a storm trooper but I was too short.
"Hmm...too bad."
"Yeah, too bad. I really love blasting ewoks with my pulse rifle."
"Hehe, that'll be 17.95."
"Oh, that's cheaper than I thought. Is it on sale?"
"Yeah, just went on sale yesterday."
"Cool, ok well see ya."
"See ya, good luck."

drunkmonkey · 23-10-2010 6:46pm

Love my wolf tshirt, I got the one with 3 wolves and a full moon, ive never got so much pussy in my life, one problem, its all hairy pussy, thinking of getting a bald eagle tshirt to wear under the wolf tshirt, anybody know if it'll work?

foxinsox · 23-10-2010 6:56pm

Psychedelic wrote: »

Was this the t-shirt?
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1287835553&sr=8-2

I know people say generally that American's don't have a good sense of humour....

BUT...

The reviews of that t-shirt on that page is one of the funniest things I've read on the web....

Finnbar01 · 23-10-2010 7:32pm

weiland79 wrote: »

I had to ask him.

" So do you have an interest in Wolves"?
" Oh yeah i have a tatoo and all, I wanted to study vetinary but i didn't get in"
"Hmmmm to bad"
"Yeah to bad i really love wolves"
"Probably wouldn't be treating too many wolves as a vet though"?
" Yeah your probably right"
"Hmmm yeah"

It's the same with all tatooes. Do please look at me, I have a tattoo that defines my character. Sad really.

Hackysack · 23-10-2010 7:37pm

No grammar nazis yet?

I'm impressed.

marzic · 23-10-2010 7:45pm

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Love my wolf tshirt, I got the one with 3 wolves and a full moon, ive never got so much pussy in my life, one problem, its all hairy pussy, thinking of getting a bald eagle tshirt to wear under the wolf tshirt, anybody know if it'll work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BjKVq9YsU0

... be carefull!

Jazzy · 23-10-2010 7:52pm

the OP is lieing and is bored

celtic Liger · 23-10-2010 7:59pm

3 pages and not a mention of Duran Duran ffs lads

Johro · 23-10-2010 9:55pm

Psychedelic wrote: »

Was this the t-shirt?
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1287835553&sr=8-2

Scroll down to the bottom of that. What's the deal with the milk?:D

Johro · 23-10-2010 9:58pm

'There's a wolf in my shop with a 'dude' t-shirt on.'
Now that would be threadworthy.

weiland79 · 23-10-2010 10:14pm

Johro wrote: »

'There's a wolf in my shop with a 'dude' t-shirt on.'
Now that would be threadworthy.

Yet here we are 9 hours later.

Must be a slow news day.

weiland79 · 23-10-2010 10:19pm

OP here.

This was the point of the thread, I'll copy and paste for those not arsed to click the link kindly provided by Pscydelic.

T shirt review:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

builttospill · 23-10-2010 10:45pm

Just found this looking for a t-shirt on etsy:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/59719506/lone-wolf-moon-retro-80s-tshirt?ref=sr_gallery_9&ga_search_query=t-shirt+mens&ga_search_type=vintage&ga_page=&order=&includes[0]=tags&includes[1]=title

There's a dude in my shop with a Wolf T-shirt on.

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