No evidence of Criminal Damage to Dana's Car

eyescreamcone · 24-10-2011 12:17pm #1

No evidence of criminal damage to Dana's car!!!

Act of god perhaps???

http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/1024/president.html

Gardaí have ruled out criminal damage to a tyre which blew out on Dana Rosemary Scallon's campaign car last week.

Biggins · 24-10-2011 12:18pm

O' what a surprise!

/sarcasm

ZombieBride · 24-10-2011 12:19pm

Batty as a bag of frogs that one.

StephenHendry · 24-10-2011 12:20pm

a bad start to the week for dana international. its probably going to get a lot worse on friday and saturday, there must be some part of her thats regrets going for the presidency again

Hobbes · 24-10-2011 12:22pm

eyescreamcone wrote: »

No evidence of criminal damage to Dana's car!!!

That was an impressive assassin.

Monty Burnz · 24-10-2011 12:22pm

Well, she's kept herself in the public eye, and there's every chance there are enough goons around to vote her back into the European Parliament. She may want to leave her sworn American allegiance at the door though.

Dotrel · 24-10-2011 12:23pm

Hobbes wrote: »

That was an impressive assassin.

Not really. He didn't finish the job.

Yet.

ScumLord · 24-10-2011 12:25pm

Oh, my, god. That must mean the guards are in on it, this must go all the way to the top.

Wertz · 24-10-2011 12:26pm

Maybe her team might think to put some air in the tyres next time...

Tordelback · 24-10-2011 12:28pm

Wertz wrote: »

Maybe her team might think to put some air in the tyres next time...

They could also look into packing enough sandwiches for a picnic.

Monty Burnz · 24-10-2011 12:29pm

Tordelback wrote: »

They could also look into packing enough sandwiches for a picnic.

And perhaps a few extra pence too.

Hail 2 Da Thief · 24-10-2011 12:34pm

What a nutjob! If elected, she'd probably demand a bomb proof limo to protect her from all those crazy assasins that are out to get her.

The Black Oil · 24-10-2011 12:36pm

Give her penalty points for attention seeking.

orourkeda · 24-10-2011 12:37pm

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

What a nutjob! If elected, she'd probably demand a bomb proof limo to protect her from all those crazy assasins that are out to get her.

She wont be

stovelid · 24-10-2011 12:42pm

As mad as the moon, as my Da would say.

Vicxas · 24-10-2011 12:42pm

Ha Delighted for her, attention seeking cow

Hail 2 Da Thief · 24-10-2011 12:42pm

orourkeda wrote: »

She wont be

Thanks for shattering my dreams!

Hobbes · 24-10-2011 12:46pm

Dotrel wrote: »

Not really. He didn't finish the job.

Yet.

The hit was made out for her car tyre.

ejmaztec · 24-10-2011 12:47pm

She'll have the car excorcised just to be on the safe side.

eyescreamcone · 24-10-2011 12:48pm

She's picking up 2% in the polls at the moment.

Who are her supporters??

If she's a nutter what does that make those who vote for her???

J. Marston · 24-10-2011 12:57pm

I didn't leave any evidence behind then. Great.

Killer Pigeon · 24-10-2011 1:00pm

Her attempt to act the victim will not win her the presidential race.

ScumLord · 24-10-2011 1:02pm

Wertz wrote: »

Maybe her team might think to put some air in the tyres next time...

They usually don't have to she blows enough wind to inflate an entire fleet of tires.

MagicMarker · 24-10-2011 1:02pm

eyescreamcone wrote: »

She's picking up 2% in the polls at the moment.

Who are her supporters??

If she's a nutter what does that make those who vote for her???

That 2% is made up of her family and those people who have rosary beads hanging off their rear view mirror.

Joe_Box · 24-10-2011 1:06pm

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Her attempt to act the victim will not win her the presidential race.

exactly. This is the last resort of someone who offers nothing. At least Martin Mcguiness and David Norris have entertainment value, even if I wouldn't vote for them

Cee-Jay-Cee · 24-10-2011 1:09pm

The guards are sending the tyre to the manufacturer to be examined...once they recieve word back that the blowout was caused by being under inflated i hope the guards consider prosecuting her for driving a defective vehicle....that'll learn the mad bítch!

Zen65 · 24-10-2011 1:14pm

eyescreamcone wrote: »

No evidence of criminal damage to Dana's car!!!

Perhaps the Dáil should hold a public enquiry to establish the facts? It wouldn't be quick, there's a few million people with motive on this one....

Z

ejmaztec · 24-10-2011 1:15pm

eyescreamcone wrote: »

She's picking up 2% in the polls at the moment.

Who are her supporters??

If she's a nutter what does that make those who vote for her???

It will be almost impossible for her supporters to vote when they're strapped up in their strait-jackets, and that's if they even let them go to the polling stations in the first place.

foxyboxer · 24-10-2011 1:16pm

Successful self-character assasination.

WoollyRedHat · 24-10-2011 1:32pm

eyescreamcone wrote: »

No evidence of criminal damage to Dana's car!!!

Act of god perhaps???

http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/1024/president.html

Perhaps in this case the Gardai are merely looking the other way as to what constitues criminal damage

Wertz · 24-10-2011 1:40pm

CJC999 wrote: »

The guards are sending the tyre to the manufacturer to be examined...once they recieve word back that the blowout was caused by being under inflated i hope the guards consider prosecuting her for driving a defective vehicle....that'll learn the mad bítch!

She'd probably try and claim diplomatic immunity

WindSock · 24-10-2011 1:47pm

lol, this chick cracks me up.

Ellis Dee · 24-10-2011 1:54pm

What with her getting caught out being so economical with the truth, allegations of kiddy-fiddling within her extended family, threats of litigation by and against her and all the other bizarre stuff, her campaign has been as complete a train wreck as it gets. So there was no need for a car crash to keep her from making Ireland a complete joke.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

The 2% who say they will vote for her are the kind of blind religious fundamentalists who think denial is a river in Egypt and would probably vote for Fr. Brendan Smyth if someone dug him up.:D:D

StephenHendry · 24-10-2011 2:29pm

dana should have pulled a few weeks while she had a chance, i.e. when revelations about a certain family member ended being in one of the papers. people who wouldnt be voting for her had genuine sympathy for her but if this 'assanination' attempt proves not to be genuine it will affect her reputation very badly

FetchTheGin · 24-10-2011 2:31pm

Who the hell would try and assassinate Dana?!

Oh, right yes, the Devil of course.

cock robin · 24-10-2011 3:18pm

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Who the hell would try and assassinate Dana?!

It takes all kinds.

Skid · 24-10-2011 3:21pm

StephenHendry wrote: »

dana should have pulled a few weeks while she had a chance, i.e. when revelations about a certain family member ended being in one of the papers. people who wouldnt be voting for her had genuine sympathy for her but if this 'assanination' attempt proves not to be genuine it will affect her reputation very badly

You can't pull out of the Election.

Once you lodge the nomination papers, your name will be on the ballot unless you die before the Election

Fratton Fred · 24-10-2011 3:24pm

Dagenham Dana.

(As in she's just this side of Barking)

Buceph · 24-10-2011 3:28pm

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Who the hell would try and assassinate Dana?!

Oh, right yes, the Devil of course.

I'd say God is a more likely suspect.

She's not doing him any favours with her carry on.

--Kaiser-- · 24-10-2011 3:34pm

What a loo la
As if someone would try to assassinate any Irish Presidential candidate, let alone one who's currently snaring 2% of the vote in the polls

ejmaztec · 24-10-2011 4:32pm

She's just making certain that her list of excuses, no matter how insignificant they may be, is enought to fill a few column inches when her presidential bid goes more pear-shaped than the most perfectly shaped pear.

Biggins · 24-10-2011 4:40pm

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Who the hell would try and assassinate Dana?!

Oh, right yes, the Devil of course.

I don't think even he'd want her! :pac:

Gee Bag · 24-10-2011 4:42pm

Im surprised at the cynicism on display here.

It's a well known fact that all of the best assassins target has-been light entertainers

mattjack · 24-10-2011 4:51pm

I ,for one,will be voting for Dana...the rest of the candidates are mind numbingly boring compared to her.Why not have a fruit cake for president ? Can you not see her on the world stage dressed as a nun ,performing her own exorcisms as she prepares to lead us all onto her spaceship.
We need a spacer along the lines of Idi Amin or Haitis father and son team of Papa and Baby Doc...with a little less violence of course.

Biggins · 24-10-2011 4:54pm

Gee Bag wrote: »

Im surprised at the cynicism on display here.

It's a well known fact that all of the best assassins target has-been light entertainers

Looks like Jedward blew their chance then when Obama was over!

FetchTheGin · 24-10-2011 4:55pm

Biggins wrote: »

Looks like Jedward blew their chance then when Obama was over!

So much innuendo, so little time. :pac:

BEASTERLY · 24-10-2011 5:30pm

eyescreamcone wrote: »

She's picking up 2% in the polls at the moment.

Who are her supporters??

If she's a nutter what does that make those who vote for her???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnEyoECdveM

No evidence of Criminal Damage to Dana's Car

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