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Sex crazed turtles shut down JFK airport

  • 30-06-2011 12:58pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭


    All those randy turtles shutting down an international airport...wanting to get their groove on :pac:
    SEX-crazed turtles shut down a runway at New York's JFK Airport this morning as they crawled across the tarmac heading for their seasonal breeding grounds.

    Runway 4L was shut down starting about 9:30 a.m., the Federal Aviation Administration said.

    Port Authority workers were still working an hour later to move the slowpokes to safer ground.

    "We may have a few delays, but nothing significant," said FAA spokeswoman Arlene Salac.

    JetBlue reported the turtle incursion on Twitter around 9:40 a.m.

    "Running over turtles is not healthy for them nor is it good for our tires," the airline said.

    “Be advised 30 feet into the takeoff roll, left side of the centerline, there’s another turtle,” called the pilot of American Airlines Flight 1009, a Boeing 767 that had just taken off for the Dominican Republic.

    “There’s another one on the runway?” asked the controller.

    “Uh, well he was there,” the pilot said as the plane climbed into the air.

    Turtles also delayed several flights earlier this week.

    The turtle invasion is an annual event at Kennedy. They're in the middle of their spawning season, when the females crawl out of Jamaica Bay onto the runway in search of higher ground to lay their eggs.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Thank God Shredder's not around to see it.

    Lost the run of themselves altogether.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    I'm shell shocked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Perverts in a halfshell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    Thats turteley insane!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Im blowing up all over my shell with these witty puns :P


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  • Subscribers Posts: 32,855 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Why don't they install a net or something to stop them getting on the runway?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    People began tweeting about the turtles soon after the news broke. Within 8 hours, @JFKTurtles had almost 3,000 followers on Twitter, even from airline accounts like Jet Blue who had this to say:

    "Oh @JFKTurtles, we could never stay mad at you ... Glad you made it to your honey moon spot safe."
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,650 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Perverts? Sex-crazed? Jesus, they're just looking to mate. You see the same thing in Temple Bar with humans every Friday and Saturday night, but no one starts a feckin thread about it!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Perverts? Sex-crazed? Jesus, they're just looking to mate. You see the same thing in Temple Bar with humans every Friday and Saturday night, but no one starts a feckin thread about it!

    They would if they got run over by a plane.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭ozt9vdujny3srf


    5starpool wrote: »
    Why don't they install a net or something to stop them getting on the runway?
    Presumably the turtles were doing this long before that runway came along. How about you just let the turtles do their thing and delay a few flights? (which in fairness is what they seem to be doing).


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    5starpool wrote: »
    Why don't they install a net or something to stop them getting on the runway?

    Jeeze you're quite the eco-warrior aren't you... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Poor auld turtles!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    This happens every year. Has history tortoise nothing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    More (Turtle) Power to them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    Slowpokes...:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Daniel S




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    Turtle shells make good clogs. That is all.

    EDIT 1: They make a good warning for not smoking during pregnancy

    EDIT 2: They taste good too


  • Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭allydylan


    three cheers for puns !!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Sex crazed? Really?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    They could always do what they do on Christmas Island Airport during the crab season: Run graders/ploughs down the runway just before each flight to clear the crabs off.

    NTM


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    LiamN wrote: »
    More (Turtle) Power to them
    I wouldn't want to have to clean up all those pizzafied turtles, you'd run the risk getting a splinter from all the half shells.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    Adult Migrant Horny Ninja Turtles...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭Eoin_Sheehy


    Groups went out to hurry them accross the runway, that would put me off anyway.


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